Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u I digress.
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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly Cry happily? Did ebony die? - I had saved them. You did nothing Drako, And who the fuck is Drako?. Lucian, Serious bond Call me Bond. Serious Bond Vampire all came to hug me. That's gross considering you and Draco are still naked! The nurse started to give them medicine.
"Cum on Enoby. Oh for the love of god! The last thing I want to see in this story is a bukake scene" said Proffesor Sinatra. Frank? She was wearing I hate her. I hate her so much. a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it No. Just no. and fuking black platinum boots. "I have to tell you the fucking perdition." Yes please tell her the "perdition"
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded. Drake is there too? Well fuck.
I smelled happily Please stop. and went into a dark room. I had changed changed into what? Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. Oooh, black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said… "Tara, I see drak times are near." Well yeah, you're in a dark room. She said badly. She peered into da balls. *Giggles* "You see, you must go back in time." Why She took out a Time-Toner Turner like B'loody Mary had. "When Voldemint(Vlodemort /Vlocemort/ Volfemort/ Volsemort/ Volxemort/ Volzemort/ Voldremort/Voldemint) was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Oh no. Not his "hearth borken" Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?" Yes. Yes he would be I shook my head. This is so stupid."U must go back in time and sedouce him. What! I mean It kinda makes sense since the only skill Ebony has shown in this fic is having sex with different people. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. Yes this teenage girl who throws wands instead of casting spells will totally defeat the most powerful dark wizard of all times You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it."
"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin.I have been staring at this sentence for 5 minutes now. I have no clue what it means. I went outside again sadly. Please go outside sexily.
"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire.
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Ginny Willow Raven and Boldy Mary? Hermione.
I was about to tell them butt *Shakes head* every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. (Lucian and Sirius are being fondeled? And everyone is celebrating that?) Everyone was proud of me butt(Groan) I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. Translation, I just wanted to shag Draco. They were cheesing my name Yum and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore.A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. I am laughing now. Even Mr. Noris looked happy. Cats are never happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. All this for what? Ebony did nothing! Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx Why not the Weasly twins? in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Whizard Wises. Oh God kill her please.
I put on my Invisibility coke Schrodinger's Drugs with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether. To do drugs and have a threesome? Eww.
