Chapter 29.
AN: sot das fok up! 11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u 1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111
AN: Shut the fuck up!11 You're just jealous coz you're a prep so fuck you 1111 Raven(Grrr…) you rock girl. Thanks you the help. MCR rocks 666! 111111111111
"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin No, just no. Snap and Professor McGoonagle Mc google, hey did McDonalds and Google have a love child? started to shoot at us angrily. uhhhh.
"CUM NOW That one's on purpose. !1!" Preacher McGongel She's a preacher? Hallelujah yielded. We did guiltily. And sexily. We left the room putting on our clothes. So you were naked, while the teachers were there!? Snoop Dogg garbed the caramel Caramel? Mmmmhhhmmm and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily Everyone is cumming in this story. This is the weirdest porno ever..
"Yeah buster lol. Buster. what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" I don't know, probably taking videos Draco demonded ? all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. Not Longley "Look, Dumblehor Dumble whore? Even Dumbledore is promiscuous noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. The hospital for fruits So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic Mystery of Mogic. thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly. What is snoop dogg doing at Hogwarts.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum Oh come on. into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom . lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif Kill me please. but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz WTF I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). RIP Gerard Way.
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1 It doesn't make any sense.). Vampire took out a black honkerchief Honkerchief is pretty funny. Honk Honk. and started to wipe my red eyes. Sexily right?
And then….. he and Snoop Dogg? both took out guns using magic. Guns using magic? Why? Why not just use spells? They started to shoot each other angrily. Stop it you fucking poser preps Non of the ballots They were casting votes? gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" Is this supposed to be Crucio? I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram He ran away from your curse? You suck at magic Ebony he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets What is going on?. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Didn't she say she was a sadist? Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. Why did she chain you guys? She took out a box of tools. I'm confused. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. She just them for Snape to torture them? Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry. Nothing new.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Evergreen will be alright? Remember the cideo u took of Snake." Yes, I also remember the "cideo" she took of "Snake"
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 Oh no, not the whips again. RIP Draco