Chapter 30.
AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok !1111 so FUL U !111 if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass …!111 soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 raven u rok bich!111
AN: Stop flaming the story ok? You don't know what's even gonna happen ok! 1111 So fuck you!1111 If you flame you will be a prep so all flamers can kiss my ass….! 111 Sorry for saying alzhimers is dangerous but that's the Ministries opinion cause society basically sucks. Thanks to Raven you rock bitch!111
"No!11" we screamed sadly. Maybe do something instead of crying and being sad? Snap stated loafing meanly. He was doing nothing meanly? He took out a kamera anvilly. He took out a camera and an anvil? Then…he came tords Darko! Darko?1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle. Wtf are you doing Snape?
"What the fuck r u doing!" I ask myself this every day.I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. Oh God, please no. Why is every villain in the story molesting Draco? I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11! … AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'm done. This is the best fanfiction I've ever read! WTF. Just imagine Snape pulling down his pants and there's a dark mark on his penis! Perfect. This story is perfect.
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me. I'm sorry. I'm still getting over the dark mark on the dick…or dick mark!
"U must stab Vrompire." What? Why? Also you just gave your enemy a knife. She could just stab you! he said to me. "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1" I just threw up a little in my mouth. WTF is wrong with you Tara!
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded. I thought she loved watching guys do it…
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. I mean you are about to be raped Draco. Now is the time to scream! He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) I hate her. I hate her so much between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. Now is not the time think which guy to fuck Ebony! You are being held hostage! I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came Huehuehue and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive. Ah…Of course I remember all of that. *Shakes head*
Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort. (Vlodemort /Vlocemort/ Volfemort/ Volsemort/ Volxemort/ Volzemort/ Voldremort/Voldemint/Volxemort). This Voldemort Impersonator Club seems cool. He started to do an incapacitation Uhhh… dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire. That's pretty funny actually .Suddenly an idea I had. This sentence pisses me off so much I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers What vampire powers? I sent a telepathetic She could use telepathy this entire time? Massage to Drako and Vampire Now is not the time for that Ebony so they would destruct Snape.
"Dumbeldork LOL will get u!" Draco shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Oh no! Not the Mystery! Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand. She had a wand the entire time? Why didn't she…You know what…I don't even care anymore.
"You ridiculus dondderhed! Sick burn Snape. 111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him *closes eyes in horror*….
"Crosio!" I shited *giggles* pointing my wound. Your wound? Snoop Dawg scremed and started running around da room screming. That's kinda funny. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. Seriously!? A text? CALL HIM, YOU IDIOT! I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came. Severus is Snape!
Snake put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." You cannot be serious! he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Hey! He was teaching them something. That's why his and Draco's pants are off… Then Profesor Trevolry said 'Come on Ebony let's go." Finally. This nightmare is finished! YAY!