Chapter 31.
AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary suok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111
AN: I said shut the fuck up you quiephs!(I have no clue what this word means. Seriously. I tried. )111 Stop calling Ebony a Mary Sue ok(She is the biggest Mary Sue in the entire world). You don't even know what's going to happen ok.(I agree. I didn't see the insane plot twist of Dark mark on Snape's penis. So she's right. I don't know. ) So fuck you!1111 Thanks to my BFF Raven(Grrr…) for the help! 1111
"I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111) How did buffy the vampire slayer come in here. Also I don't see the connection here. " Serious said 2 Snape.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Snap clamed. Hahahaha. Sure Snape. Sure.
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Volremortserum No. Just no. out of my poket and gave it to Serverus You gave it to snape?. He made Snap dirnk it. Is Snape having a multiple personality disorder episode? What is happening? He did arngrily. Then Luscious fuck off took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. What was he recording?. Then Proffesor Sinisterand Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. What secrets? Come on. I wanna know too. Lucian took Vampure Vampire is pure now and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Hahahaha. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you….Just picture it! Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Oh…poor voldemort! Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana Nirvana is gothic? When did that happen? were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B'loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid's store.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Trevolry. Please be poison. Please be poison. *Crosses fingers*
"U will c." How much time and effort does it take to spell "see" she said. I opened thee Sigh bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. So they gave her a dress to go to the future? Nothing else? Your friends suck Ebony! I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick. Ugghhh…
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." Yaasss bitch! B'loody Mary said.
"Fangs." I said. Please stop.
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." Who's Tim and why is Ebony trying to have weird sex with him? said Proffesor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Re dis net. Evil…I will fucking end her life. *Holds up a knife* Then she gave me a black time-tuner. Should I ask why everything is black? "After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. What? The pensive is not required to go back in time Ebony Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Please shoot her. Darkess and Willow gave me deth's touch sin. I have no idea what she just said. Then….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive. *Groans*
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen.He was wering long blak hair, He was wearing hair? kinda like Mikey Way only black. Imagine if Mikey Way was black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. Seriously, why can nobody in this universe dress properly? It was….Tom Bombodil!1111 Tom Bombodil? Are you kidding me! *falls down to the floor* Make it stop. Please. Somebody.