Chapter 32.1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111

AN: 1111 If you don't like the story then you can go screw yourself!1111 You suck! 11111(What do all these 1's mean?)

"Hi." I said flirtily. "Im Enoby Way da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him. Everybody in this universe would spontaneously combust if the color black ceased to exist.

"Da name's Tom." he said. "But u kan call me Satan.*Throws computer out the window* Datz ma middle nam" Tom Marvolo Satan Riddle. Great way to ruin your own name you idiot.

We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him. "Hey Satan…..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" Wait greenday existed then? I thought it would be more like Metallica or Motorhead. (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.

"Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" Satan gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that's ounded really 80s I am going to have a psychotic breakdown if she says Geddit again.)

"omg me too!" I replied happily. Happily? Fuckin Prep.

"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." satan whispered. Not again….

"hogsment?" I asked.

"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." You fucking imbecile! he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-" Oh hell naw!

'topic!" I finshed, happy again. Posers.

He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." Hot Ishoo? He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned. How does he know what has happened in the future? I mean the plot holes in this story are…Ha what am I talking about. This whole story is a giant plot hole.

"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. It does? Because I didn't understand anything from that "so is dumblydor your princepill?" I shouted. Holy Shit! How old is Dumbledore?

"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in slitherin'"

"OMfG SHME Shame! Shame! TOO!" I SHRIEDKED. Stop shrieking, you harpy.

"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik I can't do this anymore) he asked.

"yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLEDHAPPili. She spelled happily as happili? *Grabs knife*

Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding He shredded you? Don't get my hopes up Ebony at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair WHAT! and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. "STUPID GOFFS!" I love Dumbledore so much.

satan rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps." I side with Dumbledore in this case.

I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord." The Bark Lord! And you just blew your cover ebony!

"wtf?" he asked angrily.

"oh nuffin." I said sweetly. Yeah just accuse him of being the evilest wizard in the land and then say "oh nothing"

then suddenlyn…. the floor opened. "OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. YES! everyone looked At ME weirdly." It's the way you dress Ebony.

"hey where r u goin?" satan asked as I fell. Imagine, her falling down a hole and him just standing there, bored, casually asking where she's going.

I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry's classroom. She's back to the present now? Dumblydum dum dum wuz dere. "dumblydore I think I just met u." I said.

"oh yeah I rememba that." dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.

sinister came in. "hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?" You told her to come here after an hour! Not just the students even the teachers in this alternate version of Hogwarts are complete idiots.

:"um." I looked at her.

"oh yeaH I forgot bout that." See.

"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.

professor sinster looked sad. "um I was drinking voldemortserum." Why would you willingly drink that? she started to cry black tears of depression. She needs a checkup dumblydum dum dum didn't know about them.

"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear. This is so stupid.

"fuck off!" we both said and dumblydum took his hand away. Why is everyone so mean to Dumbledore?

professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. "omfg enoby…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum." Ahahaha. Now you can only speak the truth. Honestly it kinda sucks.

AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ Drinking a potion that makes you speak only the truth is an addiction? 2O GO 2 HELL Reading this story, I'm already there!1111112