Chapter 33.
AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don't lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it! 111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1
AN: I said shut up. It's not my fault.(It is) If you don't like the story then you're a prep so fuck you flamers!1111 PS I'm not updating until you give me five good reviews and this time I mean it! (She was lying before about getting good reviews? I knew it.) 1111111 You suck! (I like how she threatens and curses at her readers and then asks for good reviews.)11111 Thanks Raven(Grrr…) for the help. I'll promise to help you with your story lolz1 (She's writing another story! WE NEED TO STOP HER!)
"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?" St. Manga's. A place for manga readers.
"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Egogy, Egogy. You know you're an idiot if you can't even spell you own fucking name I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson Who the heck is this? 4 sum help?" Help with?
"Sure I said sadly And sexily. I went outside the door. Draco was there! I know why he's here. *Grins* 111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said. I knew it! He's here to get laid.
"How'd it go Enoby?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking. So Sexah!
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm. Giving pre-pubescent teenagers with raging hormones, a common dormitory seems like a really bad idea.
"How far did u go wif Satan?" Drako asked jealously. At this point even Draco knows she's fucking other dudes! Oh god!
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked. Bork! Bork!
"Will you hav to do it with him?" Draco asked angstily. Look at Ebony! No seriously look at her. I'm pretty sure she will do it with him even if she doesn't have to.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched. That's not how relationships work Ebony.
"What happened 2 Snipe?" He got sniped. I growled. Also was Ebony thinking of Snape while kissing her boyfriend/fuckbuddy?
"U will see." Draco giggled mistressly. I can totally see them giggling like little five year old girls. He opened a door…Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife. Torture, yes very good stuff. Can we swap Snape with Ebony please?
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Lumpkin bagged as Serious Series is a vampire too? started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. You statistical bitch! I tok some photons as opposed to some electrons or neutrons? of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men You are a fucking sadist Ebony! but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz She's so randomly stupid). We took sum of Snipe's blod den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz. Wow it's like a buffet. Just take your blood and snacks and go up to your rooms kids. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111 Tara has some weird movie selections ) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko put on 'desolition liverz' by MCR. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. Why did they put them on if they were going to take them off anyways?I tok of his shit Ewwww nd he had a six-pak, lolz. *Whispers slowly* Help. Me.We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. WTF He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy. Wetness…Into my...Sexily…Orgy…I hate her more than I hate myself. And that's some criteria there Ebony.
"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" I screemed I want to rip my eyes out after reading that passively as he got an eructation.
Passively and eructation? I give up! There's no logic in this world.
"I luv u TaEbory." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol. How boring is their sex? They just fall asleep randomly during it.