Chapter 34.
AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly. al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1
AN: SHUT THE FUCK UP PREPS! 1111 Have you even read the story! (Unfortunately…Yes.) 11 You are probably all just preps and posers so fuck you! (Don't flatter yourself Ebony) 111 Thanks to Raven (Grrr…) for the help!1 (I genuinely want to know what Raven helped her with? Grammar? Spelling? Sentence structure? Plot? Lemon? Where is the fucking help!?)
I wook up in da coffin de next waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss So goffik and Sexah!that was all ripped at da end. *cough* Slut *cough* There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. Mr & Mr. Smith? The gay company? I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots,. Suddenly…. Sorious cockedon da door. Hahaha. Cocked on door :knocking on the door with his cock. I hopened it. Hopened it?
"Hi Ibony." Ebony's names: Enoby, Eboby and Ibony he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum … Oh jesus she's a sex freak! 2 Profesor Sinistor's office." Cum to the office? That depends on how sexah the office is.
"Ok." I said in a deprezzdvoice. I had wanted to fuk the world Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway. In this universe, orgasms are too common.
"So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?" I asked Sorious flirtily. So you're flirting with the godfather of your boyfriend's ex-gay boyfriend? I don't need to cough anymore. SLUT!
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statisticway. Really? What was the probability of them getting tortured Series. "They r in Abkhazian Abkhazian: The discount wizard prison now, lol."
I laughed evilly.
"Where r Draco and Vampira? Vampira? Oh I forgot. Harry has boobs." I muttered.
"Dey are xcused form skool 2day. The only words spelled correctly in this sentence is "are" " Sodomize uhhh…what? Serius did anal with Ebony? For fuck sake! moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas." Such horror! Much wow! Great danger!
We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic
( http/ Where's the link Ebony? She wuz drinking some Volximortserum. Careful. If you OD on vorteserum then you have to speak the truth for all of your life.
She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner. Torner *Bangs head against wall*
"Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." Why does everyone trust ebony! She is literally the most inconsistent and unreliable person I've ever seen she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!" I hope you get bit by a dog. A cute one… A corgi.
And then….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning Gothic breakfast time. I was sitting next to Satan Careful! On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. Why was he on the table? He looked just like Charlyn Manson. Charlyn Manson? I noticed…he was drinking a portent. Fuck off!
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn Ahahah. I love this name. Ebony's kids are going to be named Slutborn. " Satan said. "He's da Portents teacherEbony?"
"Yah?" YAASSS I asked.
"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat."
"Yah?" YASSS…I'll stop.
"Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort The contort? and da movie wif me?