Chapter 35. gost of u Best chapter titles ever.
AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius! 1 fangz.
AN:Thanks to Suzi for the idea! 1 You rock! Fuck off preps!11111111111 thanks to Raven for the help you rock girl! 1 PS: I'm going to end the story really soon so FUCK YOU!111 Oh yeah and if you know any gothic names please tell me cause I need one for serius! 1 Thanks.
I went in2 da Conmen Room Conmen Room: Room where all the hoodlums gather finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped…..Draco Isn't this the past? Draco hasn't been born yet I think. wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
"Draco what da fuk r u dong! Yeah Draco. Wtf are you "dong"111111" I gosped. She gosped.
"Huh?"he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan Oh it was Draco's Dad. "Lucan". Oh god Ebony's gonna sleep with him isn't she?!1 He stil had two arms. Wow. Who knew humans had two arms?
"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol we shook Lucian please strangle her. She's the reason your unborn son is so fucked up handz."
"Yah Satan You know. Casually making conversation with the devil told me abot you." Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy Sexah gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. A bunch of gothic guys were sitting in a corner knitting? Fuck man. Goths are weird.It wuz Serious, How serious was it? Vampire's dad James?…. and…Snap! What? Snape was goffick too? All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. I have a bad feeling about this.
"ORLY." I ESKED. ORLY.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. That's the worst name I've ever heard after GothicRose666Tears I play teh gutter. He plays a gutter? Spartacus I'm sorry who? plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. Snape is a boss! Hell yeah! And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring." Oh god someone please grant me death.
"Hey bastards." Is this how she thinks guys talks to each other? Fucking bastards. I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. I still have no idea what this is. Can someone who's a goth PM me what this means? Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly. I don't like where this is going.
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists." Why? And why are you motherfuckers still taking gigs? You lead singer is dead!
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped. Oh no. She's gonna Mary Sue all over this isn't she?
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro(Groan) said.
"Wel…..I said Im in a bnad myself." Yes it's named GothicRose666 or something like that
"Rilly?" asked Snap. ORLY I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!1111
"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?" You can't even spell your band's name right Ebony. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) I will physically hurt her. Gurn Day. Yes Of course. The popular band "Gurn Day" with their singles like "Bolevard of Borken Dreemz"
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I'm genuinely gonna cry if this goes on. I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song NO WAY! I totally thought you did Ebony.).. Every1 gasped.
"Enopby? Your own fucking name is spelt wrong. You know what. I give up. Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.
"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?" That's not how it works. That's not how any of it works.
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. You just wore a new outfit to the past bitch I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. Can you imagine that? That sounds so ridiculous. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli! Who the fuck is this now? 1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans. More than 50% of the words in that sentence are spelt wrong.
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." he said siriusly How does he know that you are from the future? And who the fuck is this guy? Stranger Danger Ebony. Den….he took out a blak tim Oh yeah. Tim, the black guy who Ebony was trying to have weird sex with machine. I went in2 it and…..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111 Wow these sentences. I'm just amazed.