Chapter 36.
AN: I sed stop flaming ok! 111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz !111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111
AN: I said stop flaming ok!1111111111 I bet you're all probably seventy year olds! (How did she know!) 1111 PS Portersuz you're a prep! (Special thanks to Portersuz )1 Oh yeah and thanks to Raven (Grrr…) for the help!111 Have fun in "Englond" girl!1111 (Englond is my city.)
I loked around in a depresed and sexah way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates Holy shit! Socrates goes to Hogwarts! and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.
"OMFG If I hear someone talk like that in real life I would seriously consider that persons intelligence Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry "Hey slut" said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom. She's still addicted huh?
Hi fuker." I wish I could say that to our teachers I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too." Nope. Not gonna comment on that.
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik *Slowly walks forward with knife* I'm coming for you Ebony.) gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting As in knitting? Is this a goth thing? Do Goths like to knit stuff? session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby. Everybody is in love with Ebony. She doesn't need love potions when she has the power of Mary Sues " Darko said resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.
We went sexily Sexahily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck! That is the best name I've ever heard…maybe except Slutborn 11111
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. I love this school so much. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. So they sent Dumbledore to Azkhaban because he had cancer and he was old? WTF MAN. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily. And sexily.
"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik! Nobody cares! 1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE Dolores Rumridge!111"
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Right inside the classroom. Hogwarts has no rules whatsoever. Students are walking in naked,drinking and doing drugs in classrooms and nobody gives a shit! Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard. Lol why is hagrid in the closet?
"WTF is he doing?" I'd like to know that too. I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. That was random. Suddenly…" HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily. Please, please let it be poison.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion It doesn't matter. She didn't know shit to begin with!111