Chapter 37.

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATIONON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIKOR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

AN: Ok everybody I'm going on vacation on the first of July. (Oh hey! She didn't start he authors note by screaming at us for being preps and posers…Awww... I miss that) So I'm either gonna end the fic or update it in weeks. Thanks! 1 Oh yeah and preps stop flaming the story! (Oh. We're back)11 Raven(Grrr…) thanks for the help. See you girl after vacation!11

DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL Darko?

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor. Seriously? Holy shit! These kids are extreme.

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" I wish Satan would respond just once with: Fuck off Ebony. I'm busy with death and destruction. Enoby said. She wuz so hot. She was? You mean now she isn't? "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1" No amount of amnesia potion is going to help you love.

"But u r so sexy and wonderful anewayTata, Tata, Bye." said Vampire. "Why would u need it?" She needs the amnesia potion for Tom Riddle to forget that she dresses like an idiot and has all the personality of an amazonian tree frog.

"To make everyfing go faster lol." Ewww. said Enoby.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly. Dude where was this jealousy when she was shagging harry or flirting with Serius. She's had sex with Tim, the black guy and anal with Sirius.

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, The only character that I care about a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry'sroom."

Draco, Ebory ? and I went to Profesor Siniater'sroom. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there.Instead Tom Rid was. What? Isnt he in the past?

Oh hi fuckers he said.Lizzen, Who's she? I got u sum kewl new clovez. Oh it's the tom riddle from the present. The salesguy who was selling "gothic camera pouches"

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic goffik way. I took da clothes in da bag.

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik She got imprisoned for being too gothic? she is in Azkhabian now.Classes shal be taught by Dubledork Dumbledore but with lower IQ who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Suddenly Dumblydore came. *Chuckles* I love how everyone keeps cumming in this story.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine! 111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim! Really? Still fucking around with Tim, the black guy? 11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Slutborn's Hehe. efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. Okay. WTF. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY. It's his office lol.

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket. That's the dumbest excuse I've ever head. No way "Professor Slutborn" believes this.

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn. I've reached a conclusion. Everyone is blind in this story.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. They're gonna steal your clothes in the Conmen room. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR. How are they practicing without a lead singer?

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. Oh god. She's trying to seduce them. Slutborn. "Wheres Satan?"

"Oh he's cumming. On who? " said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades No. Just no. now." Suddenly Satan came. He was cumming before too He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." What? This is your band! You are supposed to go with them Ebony! I said and then I went with Satan. Where are you guys going? Oh why do I ask. They are probably going to have sex.