Chapter 38.

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quizok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

AN: What does everyone think If I end the story (I would be the happiest person on the planet) and then I add some more to it after vacation? (No. No need. Just end the story.) Oh yeah and preps stop flaming. If you don't like the story then take my quiz ok. (Nope) Then you will see if you're gothic or not!1111111

Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. If a real car looked like that it would get vandalized so fast On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. That's not legally possible Ebony I went in it seduktivly.Stan You're getting into Stan's car? Stan from Eminem? I don't think you've heard that song Ebony started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan Fuck off), kuttting knitting, musik and being goffik.

"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) No comments.

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." Well I decided to commit suicide when I read this story I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"

Yes.

Hit them over the head. Really hard.

ORLY?

YASSS BITCH!

"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod." You have to drink Harry's blood?

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist.In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer I love this. Imagine Buffalo Bill. Knife in one hand, milk and cereal in the other came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists. You're idiots.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. What genius idea is it this time? I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. This is your master plan Ebony? I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere. You're gothic. We get it.

"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?" What?

I new that the amnesia had worked.

"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." That makes no sense at all. He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u." That's creepy. Because amnesia potion would be a roofie equivalent in the muggle world wouldn't it?

"Kul." You know you are not cool when you can't spell COOL I raised my eye suggestingly. Please no. Don't do this Ebony. My poor heart can't take another one of your badly written put-his-wetness-into-my-thing-sexily. Please. I'll pay you to shut up. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily *Starts crying* and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. I've lost all faith in humanity. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep. Or maybe…just maybe, she's trying to watch the movie while you guys are trying to…I don't even what to call it anymore.

"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood

Can the police fucking arrest her already.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped Everyone just took a shit in the theater? Jesus koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.

"Zomg Who says ZOMG? how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a vampire." Dun Dun Dun!I said as we went into the car.

"Siriusly?" he gasped.

ORLY

"Yah siriusly." YAASSS I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. Fucking Creep.

"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?" Yeah right, it's not like you were watching it anyway.

"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol. How dare you laugh out loud? What are you a Christian prep?1111

Oh god. The infection. It's spreading.

"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Jeus Krist? Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. So sexah I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism! Ewww. 1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

"I wood like to peasant Whose the peasant around here?…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag. On stag?

"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram NO betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. That sounds awful Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. What! He got a boner from hearing you sing? "I'M NUT Yes. She is nuts. OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?" It was a small mistake.

"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.

"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily. Calm down James.

"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1" Thanks.

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious. It was his fault but it was just a simple mistake. No harm done fellas.

"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro. I have no clue who Samaro is.

"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife. Fucking wizards and their knife fights.

"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm. With a knife?

And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 YES! YES! Thank the lord for he is our savior.

"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.