Chapter 43.

AN: I fink after dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz. Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis story den u suk!111111 if u flam den fukk u!111

AN: I think after this I will have about two or three more chapters. (Awww…I almost miss her broken, spastic words.) Thanks to all my reviewers, not the flamers. If you flamed this story then you suck!111111 If you flame then fuck you!111 (Come on, we love you Tara.)

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I walked sexily I thought she ran into the Great hall sadly. It's literally the last line of the previous chapter into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there! He sat der in deddly Finally! bloom in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had slit his wrists!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape *Shakes head* That never happened. That never happened! but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.

"Draco are you okay?" I asked.

Yeah I'm fine. Just casually slitting my FUCKING WRISTS HERE!

"I'm not okay." he screamed depressedly. See. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.

"Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" I asked teardully. I really need to learn how many types of tears Goths have. I mean, blood, red, black, dull.

"I-" Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room! They didn't see us. You wierdos are sitting in the middle of the "Grate Hall" alone. They'd literally would have to lack eyes to miss you.

"Im so glad we me and Snape were freed." said Loopin. So it wasn't Britney that freed Snape. She's innocent, I knew it!

"Dam, this job would be great if it wasn't 4 da fukking students!" Mr. Norris argreed. Uhhhh… You are a cat janitor. You should be thankful you even have a job, you damn cat. (Cats are traitors. Doggo Army for life.)

"Pop addelum What spell is this?!111" I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.

"Noooooooo!1" Lupin shouted as chains came on him. A spell for chaining people? Mmmhhh. Magical S&M Mr. Norris ran away.

"You fukking perv." How is he a perv?I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. "Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I'm gong2 torture u!" Why should Lupin know where voldemort is? He has had no connection to voldemort in this entire story.

"I don't now where he is!1111" said Loopin. I told you so Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didn't know who Satan was really. Finally Satan woke up from taking a nap.

"Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!1" Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then. Wait so Harry forgave Draco? Just like that?

I selectively took the caramel Mmmmmm…Now I'm hungryfrom my pocket. Can I have some too And then….. I began frenching Draco sexily. Uhhh…There are five other people in the room. Loopin gasped. Draco began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Stop it. What the fuck is wrong with you. Then Vampire took his own clotes off too. Please for the love of god. I will sacrifice my first born child if she stops talking one.We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather bra, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. I have no hope left anymore. I see the darkness drawing near. I see it coming closer. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol. It's coming. It's coming for me. "Oh mi satan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Harry. Please. Mercy. I beg you.

I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. "OMS!111" A foursome? cried Vampire. "Oh Vampire! Vampire!" I screamed screamed. "Oh Satan!" yelled Harry in pleasore. Loopin watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists. Wtf. Suddenly…..

Please. I think my brain will just go comatose if I hear anymore of this.

….a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Snap wuz in it!11

Oh god. Is Snape here to join this freakshow?