Chapter 43.

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekumgofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

AN: Well I have nothing to say but everyone stop flaming ok!111 If any gothic people are reading this then you rock!11 (I'm pretty sure all Goths hate her.) OMG I still can't wait for the movie!1 Tom Felton is so hot lol I hope harry will become gothic (I dbout it) cause my friend told me he is really emo in this book!1111 OMFG I'm leaving "Dubya" (Where does she live?) pretty soon can't wait! This will probably the last chapter until I come back. (God bless you. She thinks she'll come back)

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"Dat's mi car!" shooted Draco angrily. You are naked with your cock inside another man Draco. That wouldn't be my primary concern if I was you. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz….Snape!

Uhhh…Did she just forget the last chapter?

"I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." That's reasonable he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing …Oh god. Now I have images of Snape circumsizing these idiots above us. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!" Why?

"You fucking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist!" Uhhh…I believe you were the one who was doing the fucking Draco. So I can't really say I see how Snape raped you unless he used the imperius curse.

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. Of course. Satan with no shame. We were so scarred!1 We all have been scarred after that awful orgy scene ebony But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into… Voldemont!111

Wait. How does that work? How does any of this make sense?

"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. So you guys had sex with Voldemort, the evil wizard. "Now I shall kill thee all!"Thunder came in da room. *Grabs popcorn*

"No plz don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred and Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall,Dumblydore,Serious and Lucian all ran in. Oh god. Everyone got the orgy notice did they?

"What is da meaning of dis?" Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Even broomsticks are hoes in this universe! Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik. Emphasis on the evilness.

"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik) I'm still in shock from the orgies you guys had so I'm let this one slide.

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly. Now I just picture Snape being angry while he orgasms.

I blame Ebony for my dirty mind.

"You fucking preppy fags!" Serious shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!" Cruciatus? Is four words? It's one word with nine alphabets bitch. screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera. Yes, don't grab your wand or anything. Grab the video camera.

"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with With who? Also Snape's already seen you naked once and have seen you had sex like five mintues ago. So you getting all emabarresed here is unprecedented.

"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Pretty much everyone in this school has seen Ebony and Draco naked. Nobody cares at this point. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton." Paris Hilton is the opposite of everything goth on this entire planet. He laughed meanly.

"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!11" Yes, the death eaters can be blackmailed with nudes. Of course.

"Whats she talking abott?" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains. Lupin slurped? Is he eating again?

"I saw 2 she's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Harry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!111'" Lumpkin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!"yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon." Finally someone that makes sense.

"Think again you fucking muggle poser!1" Harry yelled You were having sex with voldemort like a minute ago. Your threats are now a little tarnished Harry and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns!But Voldimort took out his own one. Yes all these wizards with their guns. We need gun control at Hogwarts.

"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of AHahahaha. Did she confuse a Mexican standoff with a Latin Stand off. !111" I shouted despariedrly.

"Acco Nevel's wand!11" cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil's wind Doesn't matter cause Neville had a gun didn't he? was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!11111"

He maidlighting come all over da place.

"Save us Ebony!" Dumbledark cried. Oh come on! Like Ebony can save anyone.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists See…She's useless. with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent. She's thinking about movies while Voldemort's about to kill them. You have to be kidding me.

"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted.

Wait…Is this it? She left us on a cliffhanger? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? Oh my god. I just rickrolled by Tara. End.