Thanks for the suggestions! I'm going to be using everyone's ideas, because once again they are really really cool and I couldn't wait for Christmas to come around and then start it. BTW we only have four more days 'til Christmas. Who's excited? Also I watched Star Wars TFA yesterday. It was pretty good, if you haven't watched it yet I won't spoil it...well maybe a bit. They killed my favorite character :(.
P.S. Congrats on making this my most reviewed story ever! Yeah I know 34 is pathetic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels. If I did I would have a series called Rebel Wars souly devoted to pranks!
Ezra's P.O.V
Dodging Sabine's attack intended for me, I looked behind my back to find Kanan in paint. He did not look happy. If all goes well Sabine is going to want to kill me after she decides to take a break. I was about to jump into the vents to avoid any kind of mishaps when a big furry hand grabs onto my ankle yanking me down violently. Crashing down to the ground with a thud I quickly swerve around to find a fuming Zeb.
"Found ya." Zeb growled before cracking his knuckles. Obviously he is intending to pummel me.
"Wait, Zeb buddy hear me out!" I spoke while slowly scooting back away from him.
"I'm giving you ten seconds." Zeb spat.
"I'm planning to prank Chopper, but in order for that to work I need to be ungrounded from Kanan." I hastily told him.
"Yeah, and how's that suppose to work?" Zeb questioned.
"Well, I was going to use a Jedi mind trick on Kanan." I smiled.
"What!" Zeb yelled.
"Shush." I whispered.
"Kid, you're not strong enough. That would never work." Zeb laughed.
"So I was going to ask Ahsoka." I replied.
"Well. I guess I'll let you slide, one because I wanna see if this works, two Ahsoka's reaction to your ridiculous question and three, Chopper really needs to be dealt with; even if you're the one to do just that." Zeb grinned.
After letting me slide, I waltzed back into the room where Ahsoka was still talking with Rex and Hera.
"Hey Ahsoka. We need to talk."
Ahsoka's P.O.V
After Kanan had left to go deal with his new hair color, Rex, Hera and I struck up a conversation about Ezra and how his pranks seem to be getting worse and worse.
"First he just painted Zeb, then he messed with Kanan and Sabine's weapons. He almost got away with something but I can't exactly remember. I believe he is after me or Chopper next." Hera concluded.
"I wonder what devious plot he has up his sleeve, what if he 'accidentally' crashed the Ghost?" Rex laughs. That was short lived, however, when he took a look at Hera's mortified face.
"No, he wouldn't dare touch my baby! He will be after me or Chopper, I know it." Hera spoke.
"That would make sense, there's no way he could get me, and Rex is a tough cookie. Me and him need to talk." I replied.
As if on cue, none other than Ezra Bridger walks into the control room. "Hey Ahsoka. We need to talk."
Standing up I walk towards him, "yes we do."
Following him down the ladder, Ezra went over to a small compartment. Opening the hatch, he motioned me inside. This seems like a trap. "Ezra whatever it is we can talk right here."
"'Kay. Well, I need your help." Ezra stated.
Folding my arms I sighed audibly before asking. "What do you want?"
"Your help with a Jedi mind trick," Ezra hesitated, "on Kanan."
My face had to have been pretty priceless because Ezra took a step back and laughed nervously. I turned my back on him trying hard to think this over. Ezra Bridger, why does it seem like I should help him out? Is it because I love watching people get pranked as much as the next guy, or is it because he is so irrational that he needs help. If I don't help him, then what's gonna happen, am I going to be pranked? How would he even do that.
Turning back around, I utter one word that changed Ezra's nervous look to a wicked smile. "Fine."
Some kind of power must have taken over on that decision. I followed Ezra up the ladder before hopping onto the platform on the left, in a matter of seconds we were at our destination. The bathroom. Knocking on the door, I waited for an answer which I got quickly and angrily.
"I'm in here," Kanan spoke, "you're going to have to wait."
'Okay Ahsoka, I'm going to do the Jedi mind trick and I need you to help me out okay? We need to get this done as quickly as possible. Remember, say exactly as I say. If Zeb comes around the corner that's fine. I told him.' Ezra spoke through the force.
'Okay.' I still can't believe I agreed to this.
After a minute Kanan called from inside. "You're not going to leave are you."
"Yep." Ezra chirped from the door.
"Ezra!" Kanan growled before the door hissed open revealing a green and red painted master, the face paint exactly where Sabine had placed it. "Y-"
"You will allow me to go the market, and you won't tell anyone about it." Ezra spoke waving his hand in front of Kanan's face.
"I-, Ezra!-"
Ezra's P.O.V
I quickly looked toward Ahsoka for help.
"You will allow Ezra to go the market and you will not tell anyone about it." Ahsoka repeated after me while also waving her hand in front of Kanan's face.
"I-I will allow Ez-Ezra-" Kanan struggled.
"-To go to the market." Ahsoka urged.
"To go the m-market - n-no, he's grou-" Kanan fought stumbling to the ground and clutching his head. I must say I felt really bad for him and I was about to call Ahsoka off of it, but then she was done.
"-You will not tell anyone!" Ahsoka finished.
"I won't tell anyone." Kanan ceased his fight. Hmm it was harder than I thought, but at least part one is done.
"Thanks Kanan!" I spoke as he nodded his head automatically before returning back inside the bathroom. Zeb looked shocked and a bit worried before smiling wildly.
"You've got to do that more often when he sends us on supply runs. Like letting him do it." Zeb smirked.
"Yeah, not now. Right now I have a droid to replace." I spoke before hopping on a speeder and zooming off to the closest market on Lothal. Because after our last skirmish on Garel, Hera landed on Lothal.
It didn't take me long to find a new droid. It had fresh white paint and orange circles on it's body. Looking at me warily, I walked up to it admiring its new design. It looked kind of like that R2 unit.
"You want that droid kid?" It was the owner, he was a blue twi'lek, Kanan would be jealous. He looked really wealthy with an elaborate coat with gold swirly designs as the pattern. He had so many rings on his fingers, that it looked really uncomfortable.
"Yeah, how much is it?" I asked hoping the price isn't to much, but then again I could always use a Jedi mind trick on him. He seems really weak-minded.
"Eight hundred credits." He smirked holding out his overly embellished hand.
"Are you kidding me? Can you lower the price?" I spoke before quickly swiping the money pouch on his side.
"Take it or leave it kid." He glared at me. "I don't take charity."
"Fine." Emptying the stolen credits I dump the money in my hand to count one thousand credits. Who carries that much money on them at a time? "Here."
Greedily, he swiped the money from my palms. While he was counting I quickly placed the pouch back, minus two hundred credits. Motioning the droid to follow me, it connected to the back of my bike. Then I sped off.
"Wait a minute. Hey kid that was my money! Get back here swindler!" I could only imagine his extremely purple face, filled with rage.
Arriving back to the Ghost, I parked my speeder before I rushed to find Chopper. Chopper was asleep. Blessing my luck, I raced to one of his wheels and loosened it before it finally detached, placing it in my pocket. When I was done with that, I opened Chopper up before grabbing his power core and switched it with one I personally made a couple weeks ago. Basically, I just reprogrammed him. Reaching into my pockets, I grabbed my green paint, that was almost out, I sprayed chopper until he looked like a little Christmas tree. The droid I took home, bumped into me looking at me with its beany blue-ish orange eye.
"Hey, can you get me some utensils and a star to decorate the tree?"
"Beep, bop, boop bap." (I need a name). I almost forgot about that, I was so caught up about what I should do to Chopper and my good luck that I wasn't thinking of a name.
"How about," reading the numbers I saw that it was named BB-M8, "BB-Mate?"
"Bop, beeep, boop." (Why not BB-8?)
"Nah, no one would name a droid that in years." I laughed. Pointing at the closet, I motioned for the droid to get the utensils, "besides I like BB-Mate, it has a good ring to it not to mention your droid name is B B dash M eight."
After I had finished decorating Chopper I placed the tools on his antenna and everywhere else he could place it, finishing it up I placed the last ornament where Choppers missing wheel was. Picking Chopper up BB-Mate pushed the pot with dirt underneath Chopper. I gently placed the droid down before pouring water into the pan, because you know you can't let your tree die before Christmas.
"Come on, we better skedaddle before Chop wakes up, and when he does I need you to tell him that you are his replacement, 'kay Mate?" I told him.
"Bee bop." (Yes sir)
Chopper's P.O.V
I woke up from my system recharge in a very disgruntled way. For some reason I didn't feel the same. Looking in front of me I saw a droid with orange circles roll up to me.
"My name is BB-Mate and I am your replacement." BB-M8 spoke.
"Chopper!"
Extras 7:
Hera was talking to Rex and Ahsoka, when Ezra came in, waltzed Ahsoka away and left Hera and Rex. Rex left shortly after, and that's when more weird stuff happened.
'Spectre Starlight, tell me what grand prank would you have me do to Chopper?'
'A. You could have Ezra change his power charger so that instead of charging him, it takes away power! B. Chopper could be looking for a specific tool for Hera, and Ezra gives him the wrong one. That's all I got for now! Yes, Ezra really is a prankster!'
'Better watch out Chopper, also what did you think of the Guest idea of using a Jedi mind trick on Kanan?'
LoF
"Chopper! Who does Spectre Starlight and LoF think they are, they can't hurt my precious Chopper. Chopper!" Hera yelled.
Thanks for all of the previous reviews. Once again I used your idea Guest. What would you want your name to be Spectre...Guest? XD. Thanks ahsokatano191 for following. Thanks Kayla103849 for reviewing and thank you Artemis the Rebel for doing all of the above.
Purpalz Miner (Spectre Pearl) - That's a good question, I suppose he'll just be rolling in one spot. You are very welcome, it wouldn't really be fair to have Sabine pranked but you only get to see half of it. Love ya too Spectre Pearl.
AuthorPen11 (Spectre 11) - Yes, no errors! I'm hoping I can keep this up. I kind of did everything you did except number two because I removed a wheel so he will just be rolling in circles XD. Oh and don't forget to water the new Chopper tree! Oh here's some cream for that shock.
Kayla103849 - So I didn't paint him pink but I did reprogram him. So I hope you are happy :D
Starlight Moon Midnight (Spectre Starlight) - I agree Spectre Starlight. Although I don't think Hera liked what you said.
Guest (Spectre...) - That is so awesome, I couldn't wait another day so I slipped it in there just so Ezra would be allowed to go and buy a new droid. Thanks Guest!
Once again, thanks all for the pranks. My overall favorite prank so far is probably switching Kanan's kyber crystal for something else. What's yours, is it this one perhaps?
LoF
P.S this chapter was reedited. Thanks Spectre 11 for rereading and finding all my errors.
