Thanks for the suggestions! Just so you all know I have a brilliant idea for Hera so you don't have to worry. What I need help with though, is a big prank for Ezra that the whole team including Ahsoka and Rex can do. The ideas must be there before Christmas XD. Yes I will be clashing Chopper and Hera's prank together so that we have a day for Ezra XD. My goodness these chapters just keep getting longer and longer I hope they are getting better though. While Chopper is mad being their new tree, Ezra will be spicing up the Ghost...ya know what why don't you just read for yourself.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels only Rebel Wars are mine. Most of my ideas actually came from my faithful reviewers. The only thing that's mine is the droids name BB-M8 (BB-Mate).
P.S this is a continuation of Chopper's P.O.V
Those words struck me like a TIE hits the cliffs. "My name is BB-Mate and I am your replacement."
"Chopper!"
Quickly I decided that no droid is going to just walk into my prank filled life and get rid of me. When I tried to roll towards him, however, I just went in a circle. Panic rose into my mechanical body. This can't be happening! Rolling in circles I throw my mechanical arms out and that's when I noticed some strange ornaments dangling from my arms. What in the world? I didn't know Hera had ornaments in the Ghost!
"Someone help!"
"I'm yo-"
"-Your not my replacement Mate you're just a wannabe rebel! Now get Hera." I spoke.
"Who?" Mate chirped.
"How are you supposed to be my replacement if you don't even know who the leader is...wait...do you know who Ezra Bridger is." I asked.
"He's my master." Mate replied.
"I knew it. Ezra just pranked me. Mate help me out of this mess." I fumed.
"No." Mate said while picking up a watering can.
"Why?" I questioned.
"I have to water you." Mate laughed while pouring water into this pot with dirt in it.
Intending on shocking the droid I was mildly surprised to find instead of my electro jabber a fluffy pink pillow that had Kanera written on it. What! Ezra! I'm gonna kill you. Of course I couldn't really, instead of me trying to kill Ezra I found me wanting to worship him. What's wrong with my datacard. I wish Hera were here.
Low and behold Hera comes 'round the corner frantically searching for her droid. "Chopper?"
Oh great. "It was Ezra."
"Hey Chop, Hey Hera." Zeb speaks walking past them. Then as if a train hit him he walks back a couple steps before getting a good look at me. "What the- " Zeb starts laughing which quickly turns into a guffaw until he finally gains his composure.
"Sabine! Sabine come here quick. I know you're still mad at Ezra but you'll be glad that he wasn't harsh on you as he was on Chopper." Then Zeb starts laughing again. Sabine wishing she could turn invisible decided she wanted something to preoccupy her and her aching bottom.
"What is it..." Sabine smirks. "Well at least I know I didn't get the worst of it."
"What's all this noise about." Rex asks walking down the hall with a guilty looking Ahsoka in tow. "Hey, you guys got a Christmas tree! I was wondering when that would happen."
"Rex...that's not a Christmas tree." Ahsoka gasps.
"Then what is it?" Rex asks.
"It's Chopper." Ahsoka turns around to hide the oncoming grin while Rex just stares in astonishment.
"You're kidding. The kid couldn't have pulled that, he's to, to...nice?" Rex stammered.
"What in the galaxy are you talking about, are you spending to much time with Gregor! Rex, Ezra is far from nice. If anything he's a stuck-up, petty, annoyingly cute theif!" Sabine yells before quickly covering her face with her helmet to hide her embarrassment.
"I didn't know you felt that way about my padawan," Kanan chuckled appearing right behind Sabine, "what happened here, whose droid is that and what is it doing here!"
They finally noticed BB-M8.
Ezra's P.O.V
Meanwhile I had important business to attend to. I was running out of room for my stash and desperately needed to find a new spot. When I entered the cockpit I noticed that there was compartment underneath the steering wheel where I could put my stash. Working quickly i opened the panel before placing my items inside, mostly tools and stuff I stole from the empire. I'm going to need more space. I thought while trying to cram an imperial suit. I got it!
Dumping everything out i pushed back some wires and taped it to the ceiling for more room but a two wires still got in the way. Frustrated I cut it. Oops... I can fix that for sure! Grabbing the two wires I tried to connect them but they just wouldn't fit, a commotion was coming from the hallway so I had to hurry up. I forced the wires into which ever hole came first and crammed it until it clicked. Sighing with relief, I placed my stuff into the hole and shut the metal slab up before screwing it back on. Now I just need to prank Hera, and then I will be enjoying a very merry Christmas!
Fingering through my jacket I noticed that green was basically out and red would only be enough to paint a seventh of the Ghost. Looks like I'm going to have to pay Sabine's room a visit...
Down the ladder I went. I leaped onto the platform on the right and headed straight for Sabine's room. When I was there I unlocked her door and went straight for the paints. Grabbing the items, I made sure that the label was red and green. Then I headed for Hera's room, before I entered I spray painted a heart with Kanera in the inside on her door. After that I basically did exactly what I did to Sabine's room. I painted it, excluding the bed mishap and butt pain. Laughing I tried to picture Sabine's face. I wonder what she was thinking. She probably hates me more. I stopped before taking out about twenty magazines all about wigs and pinned them all over the wet paint. I even placed it in her desk, on her desk, in her covers, and last but definitely the best I grabbed a real wig and placed it above the door so at just the right angle it would fall. Then I finished painting the floor. Walking out the door I was met with Kanan and his piercing teal eyes. (Really does anyone know his eye color? I'm about to make it yellow XD)
"Hey-"
"-Ezra, what are you doing in Hera's room, why is my mind foggy and...what. Is. THAT!" Kanan spoke shoving Ezra out the way to admire his new work of art.
"Oh, you like?" I asked noticing Kanan smiling profusely.
"What is it?" Kanan asked not really understanding the shipping universe around him.
"That's you and Hera smashed together as one name," I explained, "it's basically saying that everyone thinks you two should really get together and later on marry."
"Do me one of those on my door and I'll let you slide. For now at least," Kanan declared, "I can't get married Ezra that's against the Jedi Order."
I just gave him an amused look. "Are you scared? Kanan there is no Jedi Order, not since I checked."
"Well...a couple days ago. I found out...that...humans and Twi'leks. Aren't. Compatible." Kanan whispered.
"I'm sure some Twi'lek wrote that because a human male had his eye on his girlfriend. Besides the internet lies." I told him.
"Oh. Thanks." Kanan chuckled nervously.
"No problem master." I replied, before racing towards his door and spraying a heart with Kanera in the middle. As an added bonus I wrote 'He ships it!'
Racing outside of the Ghost I quickly set about to painting the entire Ghost red and Green including the Phantom. It took me a lot longer than I had anticipated but it was finally done.
"Ezra! There you are." Ahsoka called.
Glancing down I noticed Rex. "Hera and Sabine are going on a mission, they need you off of the Phantom so that they can leave."
"Of course."
Kanan's P.O.V
"You and Sabine just need to go to Garel and retrieve the cargo that the Empire stole from us." Captain Sato finished before shutting off the transmission.
"Wouldn't it be more like we stole from them?" I quipped while rolling in the Chopper Tree. Everyone was in the room except for Ezra doing who knows what and Zeb who went for another nap.
"No love, we borrow they steal," Hera replied before she headed towards her room, "I need you to suit up Sabine."
"Kanan!" Hera called shortly after.
"Yes!" I spoke.
"Who is Kanera?" Hera questioned.
"Uh..." I trailed feeling the unmistakable blush creep onto my face. Without knowing it my hand was running through my hair. How am I suppose to tell her that someone is shipping us and they want us to get married!
"It's a beautiful name but I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why it's here." Hera continued.
"Yeah it's, in human language it means I ship you." I lied.
"Huh...are you sure?" Hera asked while Ahsoka and Rex look at me laughing slightly.
"Yes love!" I called back hoping to end the embarrassing conversation.
"Well, I hope they ship us somewhere nice," Hera finished, "Like Naboo." I just instinctively sighed knowing one day I'd have to tell her what shipping means.
"I'm just gonna go...find Ezra." Rex laughs leaving the room filled with awkward air.
"Yeah. Same." Ahsoka says before making a heart sign with her hands and acting like it was on a boat.
"Ugh..." I moaned. Why can't they just not make it even worse than it already is.
Hera's P.O.V
"Yes love!" Kanan calls back, using our term of endearment.
"Well, I hope they ship us somewhere nice," I finished, "Like Naboo."
Entering into my room my eyes were blinded by something hairy. "Aah!"
"Hera, Hera what's wrong?" Kanan asked rushing down the corridor. That was quick.
"Something hairy..." I trailed off. Looking at my newly decorated room I noticed the red and green paint but most of all the magazines about wigs everywhere. If I wasn't so shocked I would've shoved Kanan out my room.
"Hera...I didn't know you were so fascinated about my hair!" Kanan exclaimed.
"Kanan, no- it's just. Ezra he-"
"I love seeing you so flustered." Kanan laughed.
"Save it, you still didn't get the paint off your face." I smirk, seeing his face turn into an annoyed glare.
Extras 8:
So Captain Sato sent me and Sabine on a solo Op to Garel to collect some more cargo. I just hope we can get in and out quietly with so many imperials on that planet I doubt we can get their unnoticed. Then another transmission happened.
'So Spectre 8, I'm glad your enjoying this. What kind of prank do you think is wise for Hera?'
'Yep, I am and thank you very much for not only considering but using my suggestion. And, I really agree with you, my fav prank was changing Kanan's kyber crystal, it was hilarious! I can't wait to see Hera pranked! I really think it should have something to do with her ship...'
'You are so right! I better get to it.'
Spectres 8 and LoF out.
"NOO, not my baby! I gotta make sure it's okay."
"Hera what are you talking about? We are on a mission I'm sure that if anything bad happens Kanan will dive right into to stop, Ahsoka and Rex will lend a hand as well." Sabine comforted.
"If only..." I muttered.
Oh my goodness, I am feeling the stress of Christmas. I don't feel like I put alot of energy into this so I'm going to do one really long one tomorrow. Please pray. BTW does anyone notice Hera's choice of names, Ghost, Phantom and now Spirit? Wonder where she's getting her choice of inspiration. Reviews are always nice. Thanks Sabine of Macayhill for reviewing. Thanks Insanity21 for following.
Kayla103849 - I'm super glad.
Valkyrie Baymax - I know. I took the Kanera suggestion XD. I love BB-8 but Han Solo's my favorite. Well until he died. Hmm guess I like Lando? He's still alive...right? Merry advanced Sith-mas to you as well. lolz.
Rebels-lover - You're right. I will do that in the next chapter so stay tuned.
AuthorPen11 - Like the name? Sure you are, I'm sure Kanan will allow you to take the droid. Just wait for the extras. Wigs. Wigs. Wigs everywhere! Yeah, she would hurt him. You're a genius Spectre 11.
Purpalz Miner - Well, yeah. Yeah Chopper didn't like your idea XD Yeah I have an idea for Hera. Don't worry I need your help for a Humungous prank for Spectre 6, got any ideas?
Sabine of Macayhill - Really? That's awesome. I ship Kanera more then I like Kanan but only by a smidge.
Starlight Moon Midnight - Yeah, Hera's going to hunt you down. Chopper is now a Chopper Tree, get your very own at the Ghost found wherever Imperial activity is most. Yeah, sorry I didn't actually write her expression I just couldn't fathom. Thanks to you Hera now has matching rooms with Sabine.
Guest (Spectre 8) - Hehe, Hera doesn't like what you said.
Whelp, I'm tired so I'm going to leave it like that, I stayed up to 1:30 in the morning. P.S. I left A LOT of stuff out I'm doing that in the next chapter, I've been writing this since 12:30 and just sent it out and I'm still not done.
Spectre LoF out.
