Whelp, it's Saturday. Better get to reading!

Agent Kallus's P.O.V

From the rebels? Impossible.

"Where did you find this?" I asked. This could be a bomb, but then again why send it to me instead of just placing them in the building which they are so adept at doing.

"I didn't find this sir, the padawan and his artist handed it to me personally. They told me to give this to you or else I would be crawling back here begging for you to kill me." The cadet replied.

I waved him away, which he reluctantly did. I stared at the box long and hard before I finally threw caution to the wind and approached the box on my table. If they wanted to kill me, well, they would have already done that. Picking up the box, I slowly opened it.

Surprisingly it wasn't a bomb... it was a paint bomb! I jumped back, but I was too late. The paint splattered all over my clean uniform, it was the nasty orange rebel color and now it's all over my suit!

My face contorted into one of pure anger I could feel my blood boiling, I grabbed the box and threw it across the floor as hard as I could. It smashed into the wall and that's when I saw a lot of cards flying from the box. My anger temporarily subsided as I drew close to the paper on the floor. Maybe they are planning a secret meeting and want me to join to form a mutual 'friendship'.

Sighing in frustration, I picked up the letter only for the door to open. Now who would just walk in without-

"Agent Kallus, I see you're...busy. What happened here?" It was the Fifth Brother, and there was no way I'm going to tell him that I opened a rebel box without caution. "No need. You opened an unauthorized package and you are now paying the consequences."

There is no need to look him in his viscous yellow eyes, he knows, he used the force and read my mind. Typical Fifth Brother, after being on the same ship for awhile you kind of know what they're thinking. Unless it's the Seventh Sister.

Shortly, the Fifth Brother left leaving me back to my mysterious ordeal. I opened the letter that was in my hand. When I read the first sentence I was mortified, but of course I couldn't stop then I had to read the whole thing. What is this?

**In the Letter**

My beloved Twi'lek Pilot,

Your voice makes me tremble inside. You are only one person in this world, but to this one person you are the world. I love you, I love you. My Pilot, I can not reiterate it too often; I can never express it as much as I feel it. I will cover you with love when I see you again, with caresses, with ecstasy.

Your love,

Agent Kallus

Before I could even shout at how off that letter was the door opened, yet again, without so much as a knock. All I can say is that I didn't have time to cover my bright red cheeks either from embarrassment, anger, or a mixture of both. I could not tell.

"Agent Kallus, am I interrupting something?" It was the Fifth Sister.

I glanced at her only to find her leaning casually against the wall. Please go away, please go away, please-

"Ooh, what do we have here? New body armor, flame design. Cool." I heard her getting closer much to my horror. I instinctively hid the letter behind my back, unfortunately she saw my sneaky gesture. "What are you hiding."

"N-nothing, it's nothing. Just a messed up letter." I said the rest to myself but of course she heard that too.

"You aren't planning to leave the Empire are you?" The Seventh Sister questioned crossing her arms.

"No! No, I was just cleaning up-"

She was inches from my face, "Unless you want me to tell Lord Vader about your second thoughts of the Empire, I suggest you hand me the little letter. Behind. Your. Back." She finished with poking my nose.

I was star struck, again, by her actions. Then I noticed the letter wasn't in my hand! Oh no. Glancing up I saw her scanning through the letter her face twitching into a smile every second she read it. This is just messed up.
When she finished reading the letter, I subconsciously pulled all the scattered letters closer to me. There is no way all of these are love letters.

"Agent Kallus." The Seventh Sister began.

"Mmhmm." I murmured, this most look terrible.

"I never knew you loved a rebel." The Seventh Sister smirked before placing the letter back into the envelope.

"Wait! I didn't write this!" I spluttered. "I hunt rebels for pete's sake!"

"Sure. Valentines Day is soon, so, you don't have to hide it. I'll gladly hand this to your secret crush." The Seventh Sister laughed eyeing my shocked face waving the letter in the air nonchalantly.

"No, don't, I'll do anything!" I called after her retreating back. She stopped and turned around her head tilting to the side to show that she was listening.

"Like what?" She asked. "Deliver it yourself? I don't think so."

With that she left me with the pile of other letters. I know that my life is going to end soon, I just hope that it's by the hands of the rebels. Then something compelled me to open up one more letter just to see what would happen.

**In the Letter**

Hey Kallus,

Look outside, we left you a present.

Your prey,

The Rebels!

I ran to the window, and to my utmost horror I saw my beautiful tank that was grey, was in neon colors. It was flashing lights like a big party was going on, it was so bright I was surprised that I didn't see it. On the outside it read #TarkinTurd, the brightest colors mind you. No one even dared to inform me, I'm going to die if Tarkin finds out about this. I looked down to find everyone that would tell me admiring my tank and taking pictures with it, clones, Seventh Sister! Ignoring them, I decided to open just.. one more. Maybe the next time I see them we can come to an agreement.

**In the Letter**

Uhm Kallus,

You. Just. Got. Pranked.

Your Quarry,

The Rebels!

Scratch that, when I see them. They are going to die. I laughed quietly at first, until the laughter picked up in volume until it sounded like a maniac was in the room. The door opened. It was cadet Leonis.

"Uh sir." The cadet began.

"You are going to die rebels! I will find you, and I will crush you." I yelled in fury.

"Sir, Grand Moff Tarkin is requesting you to his quarters."

Extras 15: Hera's P.O.V

A nice relaxing day in the Ghost, I couldn't ask for anything better.

Crash!

"It wasn't me, it was Chopper!"

"Wop, Wop!" What? Never..."

"Can it, kid. I promise I'll throw you off the ship mid-flight."

"HERA! We need more fuel, somebody forgot to shut the lid."

"Hera, TIE's incoming!"

So much for relaxing.

'You better be glad that I'm not harsh right now Hera, because if you aren't... well then. Let us just say that things are going to get a bit nasty'.

"Wait...what! I was enjoying my peace and quiet!" Hera fumed.

Spectre Valkyrie out.

There you go, please R & R. That means read and review not read and retreat. Thank you Venomous dragons bite for favoriting this story! Also, Happy Valentines Day! Hope you enjoyed the Valentines Fic. Yeah, I said why not. I know you probably wanted Kanera or Sezra but I just...was too lazy.

Starlight Moon Midnight - Yes I'm back! Sorry, I didn't want to leave cliffies, but sometimes that's the only guarantee that you'll come back and read it. XD

Specter 13 - I guess I could have Hera prank them, yes Ezra isn't the only one pranking it's just easier. Just for that I updated the summary of the story Thanks!

AuthorPen11 - Thanks!

Zoe - I did I did, see it's back. New Chappy! Hope you enjoyed.

ValkyrieBaymax - Thanks, I try. Yeah, they will be pranked. XD hippie signs and flowers. That's just cruel. Kallus's idea is awesome! I couldn't wait that I just crammed it in here. Instead of insulting him on his back why not so he can see it! We can prank the citizens whenever you have an idea. I'm game.

LoF out.