Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels. Not even some of these awesome pranks are mine...
These ideas are from Specter's 13 and Starlight. Enjoy the first chapter in March! Yep, having Leia in a prank or two isn't a bad idea. I can't promise you she'll be here this month because I still have a couple of other pranks that seem really cool.
P.S. That episode "Shroud of Darkness" I love the beginning XD
"Such a handsome face..." LOL I can't stop smiling and laughing.
Seventh Sister's P.O.V
When I made it to the inside of Lord Vader's ship, I immediately got to work. Placing the chip inside the ship, I began painting the whole ship in orange and white. It was done pretty quickly since I had no clue when Lord Vader would want to go for a spin. Should I paint the outside... no I might get killed. Besides if I paint the outside then Lord Vader will know that somebody tampered with his ship. There's just one last thing I need to do before I leave. Click!
"Jedi, Rebel, Jedi, Rebel, Jedi, Rebel..."
That's still annoying. Grabbing the paint, I exited the ship.
Then I felt a tremor in the force. That Ezra kid... Quickly I scanned the immediate area but I didn't find him. Almost as abruptly as it came, it left. The kid is close. I saw a droid roll by with paint in it's mechanical hand, probably on it's routine patrol... but what's with the paint? Is that pink? I need to find 'Fibro', my nickname for the Fifth Brother; although he really hates it.
It didn't take me long to find him because he was coming towards me. "Hey Fib-"
"-Don't call me that." He growled crossing his arms.
"Okay... Fibro-"
"-You're dead!" The Fifth Brother yelled charging at me.
Quickly, I raced down the halls grabbing some unlucky storm troopers and tossing them in the path of the Fifth Brother. That's when it happened. While I was rushing through the passage I noticed tiny little orbs, I slipped on the tiny unforeseen objects and landed hard on my back. I looked behind me to find the Fifth Brother slipping and sliding before he finally face planted into the wall.
Then something started hissing. Glancing to the side, I saw these little inconspicuous marbles that were now spewing paint onto my clothes. I glared at the floor, who did this?
"If this has anything to do with you, Seventh-"
"-It wasn't me, but I bet it was the rebels." Then I started to laugh, I don't know why but imagining the faces of an unlucky storm trooper to see me like this...
"What's so funny! This is not funny! I am sick of your games Seventh, one of these days you're going to get me killed-"
"-stop." I commanded.
"Excuse me?" The Fifth Brother was confused. He still had that angry, annoyed look plastered on his face.
Click. "I just wanted to save your face for the 'Inquisitors Year Book'." I smirked.
Darth Vader's P.O.V
I had just finished talking with Admiral Tarkin about training new Inquisitors when my com started beeping. Glancing down, I saw it said "ship". Someone was touching my ship.
"Sir-
"-Not now." I answered. I walked at a leisurely pace down to the hangar. It took me about ten minutes before I actually reached my ship. When I arrived, I was furious. The outside of my ship was a mess. I feel for the ones that clean my ship. Then I heard something despicable. The Rebel Rap.
Walking in I the music got louder. "Jedi, Rebel, Jedi, Rebel." The holograph was playing different scenes with the rebels in action and taking down our ships. I've seen this plenty of times, and I hate this despicable piece of trash with all my life. Without a second thought I ignited my lightsaber and slashed the system in half.
I finally noticed that the inside of the ship was colored also. I will find whoever did this will hover above the ground, and feel the air slowly escape their miserable bodies before I crush their organs and cut off their head. I already had a pretty good guess as to who was foolish enough to attempt to prank me. I have a new destination in mind. My office.
Gliding through the halls of the Imperial Cruiser, I watched as the people in front of me parted like the red sea. Well it was for their welfare, if they know what's good for them. I was on my way to my office so that I could summon a certain prankster named the Seventh Sister. To my astonishment an orange and white droid rolled out of my room. I didn't pay much attention to it, it was probably just cleaning my room.
Walking up to the door I entered the voice code and waltzed in. Splash. To my utmost horror, pink paint splashed all over my polished suit and to add to the embarrassment I saw a camera flash from the corner of my eye. I turned to face the orange and white droid wheeling out of there at a pace that rivaled a man on fire. Using the force I dismantled the droid into parts.
"Sir...I...nice armor?"
"No, not nice armor, you are going to clean and polish it." I growled.
"But sir you have ten different types of armor that are exactly the same to chose from!" The orderly spoke clearly annoyed.
"And I also have ten excellent ways to annihilate you." I retorted.
"Point taken."
Sabine's P.O.V
Ezra and I had re-watched this video for the third time. "We need to show this to Kanan and the others." Ezra laughed as I paused the video right when the Fifth Brother lips met the wall. BB-M8 told me that the decoy worked and thanked me a million times. I know I'm a genius.
I loved looking at the Sith Lord all pink it makes him seem less...scary.
"I bet that's nasty," I commented, "They probably clean the walls just as much as they clean a lothcat."
"Never," Ezra was holding his sides, "I'm laughing way too hard Sabine. Stop please!"
"Okay, lover boy." I smiled. Then I just realized what I said. I turned to face Ezra who had a face that clearly said 'You like me don't you...'
"What was that Sabine..." Ezra smirked.
"Spur of the moment!" I quickly tried to clean up the mess I put myself in.
"Sure... BB-M8 you were recording that right?" Ezra asked.
"Beep Bee" (Always master)
"Delete it!" Ezra ordered. Wait what.
"Be Bee" (Yes master)
"Thanks." Ezra stated.
"Why'd you do that?" I questioned.
"Because now you owe me... lover girl." Ezra spoke amused.
"Cheesy alert!" I warned. Even though I don't mind him saying that myself.
"I can read your thoughts." Ezra sing-songed.
"...oh..." I playfully shoved him.
Extras 18: Hera's P.O.V
Ezra and Sabine showed me and the rest of the crew a pretty funny video featuring the Inquisitors. I'm glad they decided to prank the Empire... I'm just a little worried they might get killed in the process. Oh well. At least Kanan's not risking his neck...
'"And oh, I think KANAN should be the one to prank Commander Sato"
Spectre 13 out.'
Scratch that. "Kanan!"
"Yes luv?" Kanan answered.
"Are you planning to do something stupid that may get us kicked off the fleet?" I interrogated.
"...no..." Kanan looked away. He's lying... he always looks me in the eye when he is telling the truth. Now he ran his hand through his hair which I want to do so badly...
"Kanan..." I urged.
"...maybe..."
"Kanan," I tried to smack him upside his head but he ducked and ran away," get back here!"
"Why, so I can get hit?" Kanan laughed.
"Precisely!"
Done. I hope you enjoyed, and I really tried to add more Sezra and Kanera... Thanks fibrosurvivor and thegingersatan for favoriting and following. Now for reviews :))
Starlight Moon Midnight - Someone call the doctor! You're welcome. Thanks, I try my hardest.
AuthorPen11 - You're right this is fanfic, so I did it. I made BB-M8 do it. I love snarky, embarrassed, flustered and hurt Kanan XD. I'm sure it'll be fine, if you like it I love it! As long as Link's still going to be in it... . I'm working on Rebel Whump right now. P.S. I thought I was the only one that said something mean about Kanan's nose! I was just like...whoa what did he do..
ValkyrieBaymax - Thanks :) Great. My plot bunny hates carrots. I read it's diary and it said it wants to rule the world. Bad plot bunny bad! Yes we are going to prank the citizens. Frankly I don't know when. Probably after Kanan pranks Sato. Fine by me, too bad you could share it with me... wait you can. Just review the whole story on here! XD Yes brush the teeth XD. IDK I don't get grounded I'm home schooled and I barely go anywhere 'cept Church. So they confiscate laptops, tablets, phones etc. Anything that makes you happy. (9u9) So I said "losing my phone makes me happy" and they said "good, whatever makes you happy."
Specter 13 - Sure thing. I promise I'll prank Leia, I can't promise when... You're right. Kanan needs to prank a lot more. If you read my story "Jedi Showoff" then you can read a three shot of Kanan and Hera pranking each other (aka, very short prank war).
That's it. I hope you enjoy!
LoF out.
P.S. sorry I posted this late for all of you who don't live in the U.S