Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels. Not even some of these awesome pranks are mine...

So...I promised my reviewers that I would prank Commander Sato. So I hope you enjoy!

The prank idea is from Rebels-lover and the idea of how Kanan is going to prank Sato is Specter 13's idea.

P.S. sorry that this came out so late and sorry that it is super short but I had a lot of things to do today and I stayed up super late yesterday... not like I never stay up super late. Also, before you ask... I will be doing Commander Sato's P.O.V with the Surprise Ice Bucket Challenge.

Kanan's P.O.V

After hiding from Hera for more time then I care to think, I crawled out of the cubby hole that Zeb threw Ezra in. Hera was right about pranking Commander Sato, however, I wasn't going to back down. I didn't know how I was going to pull this off but I wasn't going to back down. That's when it hit me.

It felt nice to be out of the small compartment. Climbing up the ladder, I saw Hera, who was angrily sitting in her chair, in deep thought. Her expression changed once she spotted me.

"Kanan. How exactly are you going to prank Commander Sato?" Hera asked calmly, arms crossed against her chest, clearly not amused.

"Well... I was thinking..."

"Noo!" Hera sounded surprised, with a hint of 'you-wouldn't-dare-if-you-know-what's-good-for-you'. I replied by simply nodding my head.

So Commander Sato sent the Ghost on another mission; but it probably won't go as planned. Don't worry, I'm planning on that. This simple OP that Sato has us on is to 'borrow' supplies from the Empire. I told everyone about the prank we were going to pull on our seriously calm Commander. Simple but bold. Funny but nerve-wreaking that we were going to tell him false information.

When we arrived at the Imperial base I sent the first transmission. It was a smooth flight and we only met two TIE'S; but I wasn't going to tell him that. "Specter 1 to Phoenix Squadron."

"Go ahead Specter 1." Commander Sato replied.

"We had a really tough time landing without completely messing up the ship". I replied trying to sound frustrated.

"What are you talking about?" Commander Sato questioned.

"You did say that only two or four TIEs would meet us before we landed correct?" I stated.

"Yes." Commander Sato answered.

"Well there were roughly about twenty of 'em." I declared.

"Excuse me?" Commander Sato was astonished.

"Sorry Phoenix Squadron but I have to sign off. Fifty storm troopers are requesting my audience." I said nonchalantly.

"Say what!?" Commander Sato retorted.

Shutting off the com I raced in the direction of the rest of my crew. "How's the mission going?"

"Very well, seeing that we didn't have to change the plans once." Sabine quipped.

"Very funny Sabine. In all honesty though." I tried again.

"In all honesty Specter 3, 4, and 6 have the supplies and are on their way back." Sabine answered.

Racing ahead I saw about ten storm troopers on the floor groaning in pain. Another opportunity to prank Sato. Quickly I swiped my communicator off of my belt. "Specter 1 to Phoenix Squadron come in."

"Go ahead. Did you take care of the threat that swiftly?" Commander Sato questioned.

"Yes sir." I answered in a pained voice.

"What happened?" Commander Sato asked concern starting to etch ever so slightly into his voice.

"We did take care of them but I lost half my team." I answered trying to sound like was still recovering.

"What do you mean by 'lost'?" Commander Sato interrogated.

"They were taken hostage." I clarified.

"How?" Commander Sato quizzed.

"UH- we were surprised by sparkly pink lothcats?" I tried.

"Be serious Jarrus." Commander Sato sounded like he was about to come through the com and grab my throat.

"Oh, right. They were actually pretty well trained." I attempted.

"Stay put-"

"-that's not an option sir. I've got them in my sights. Specter 1 out." I then cut the transmission.

Turning to my right I saw Sabine had her hand covering her mouth, trying her best not to laugh.

"What?" I questioned not finding the amusement in our previous conversation.

"'Surprised by sparkly pink lothcats?' Kanan, Ezra still has nightmares about that." Sabine snorted, failing to hold her laughter.

"He deserved it." I countered.

"Yeah, whatever. Come on we better get everyone else." Sabine joked.

A couple minutes later Sabine and I caught up with the rest.

"No trouble?" Sabine asked.

"Not at all," Ezra replied casually, "in fact, the place is kind of peaceful."

"Maybe that's 'cause I knocked them all out." Zeb stated.

"Yeah, I'm sure they figured that out Zeb- anyways, let's get back before they wake up." Ezra replied, shifting the weight of a few crates into his other hand.

Back on board the Ghost, I slumped down into the co-pilots chair.

"Did Commander Sato call you?" I questioned, wondering why her face looked like an angry red balloon.

"Yes."

"What did he say?"

"I'm going to kill you."

"He really said that? No, he didn't say that. Hera, what did he really say?"

Slowly turning her head to me, she glared. "Shut up."

"It was that bad?!" There was a jolt as we docked to the Command ship. Sensing an incoming attack, I jumped out of my chair and barely missed a swift kick to the leg. "Well, see you later then!"

I had just rushed out of the room when I turned swiftly into Ezra.

"Kanan, Commander Sato is asking for you. He said...it was serious." Ezra looked scared and frightened, as if we were going to get kicked out (which obviously we weren't', because we are their ace rebel cell or whatever...not that I would mind getting kicked out).

"Okay, I'll see what he wants."

Extras 19: Hera's POV

Sadly, Kanan was too quick. Maybe another time...The only thing I worry about is that Kanan and Commander Sato won't be on good terms after Kanan's stupid prank. Hopefully it won't go too far...and get dangerous...

"Hey Hera!" A voice brought me out of my thoughts.

"Hmph?" I murmured, looking over my shoulder to watch Ezra waltz in.

"I just sent Kanan to talk to C.S., is that alright?"

"What? Why? Ezra, why would you do that?"

"Sabine told me that Kanan brought up those *shiver* 'pink lothcats' *shiver* again," he "dusted" the shivers off before continuing, "and he kind of deserved it."

"For once, I'm not sure if you are right or wrong to do all that. But I should make sure he doesn't die. And if you touch anything while I'm gone.." I murmured, giving Ezra a sly glare before exciting. Little did I know, Ezra was planning his next moves.

Urgh, this was difficult ;n; It took so long to write and slight writer's block was setting in (mostly 'cause the real LOF handed this over to me while I was lounging about). Nevertheless, I finished it! \(OuO)/ *confetti* Anyways, thank you Draomega for the favorite and following this story and clpotter for following this story!

Starlight Moon Midnight - Thanks! *calls doctor anyway* "Yes, Spectre Starlight might be dying of laughter. What do you mean by that ISN'T an emergency?! This is serious!" They hung up... Yep, Kanan is going to get what's coming to him when Sato starts speaking. There might be a long lecture...or not. What would happen if Seventh Sis went undercover and became a rebel...? ÔuÔ Yep, sooner or later, I'm going to start with that. Thank you for reviewing!

Spectre 13 - You're welcome! Let's just say Vader's going to get a new TIE fighter probably because he force crushed it or something. Don't worry, 7th Sis will probably be pranked again eventually...all I can imagine happening with her lightsaber is that she gets the same treatment Kanan got a dozen or so chapters back xD Yeah, I'm going to give ideas to #realLOF to involve Hera more because Hera's my favorite. Thanks for reviewing!

AuthorPen11 - Glad you enjoyed it! Maybe you'll have some ideas later. And then you can suggest them!

ValkyrieBaymax - Uhm, I'll have to ask LOF where she got the yearbook idea from xP Those poor people in the TIE fighters, something is going to go wrong so I'll throw that into the suggestion box again ^u^ And it sounds like a good idea to prank those poor TIE fighter pilots xD Ah, thanks for the carrots, I'm sure that'll keep the plotbunny from being bad. Thanks for your suggestions!

SpectreStarlight - Hmm, maybe I'll add that to the next chapter! That would add someone else into the prank war xD Let's say that Kanan and Ezra might not get any piece while meditating when they are being shot at xP Ezra probably fidgets or falls asleep while he is meditating Ô.o Yep, Kanan definitely won't be getting any sleep some time soon. Soon, Sezra will be all over the Ghost and Hera will probably think that Ezra is trying to get shot at again (if she thinks that Ezra stole the paint from Sabine, which will probably start a fight when she brings it up xD). Thanks for reviewing!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! (If it's a little odd, it's 'cause #realLOF threw this work at me while I was being lazy, and I haven't written fanfiction in months).

~ MOM/ Myths of Merriment (or if you look in the thesauraus, you might realize this is supposed to be 'Legend of fun'.

P.S. I apologize ahead of time for any errors in spelling.

P.S.S Prank ideas are welcome so please suggest as many as you want! Try to keep it within the K plus rating though.