Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels. Not even some of these awesome pranks are mine...
This is a continuation of last weeks chapter.
Ahsoka's P.O.V (We can never get enough of her now can we?)
Walking through command ship of the Phoenix Squadron, I sensed something strange over top of Commander Sato's ship. Glancing at his door I noticed a bucket of ice cold water over the door. That's going to be a sad prank. Maybe I should take that down, but then again, it would be pretty nice to ease the tension of Commander Sato. He needs to chill of anyway.
"Did you do that." It was Rex pulling me out of my thoughts. Obviously he had seen what I was previously staring at.
"Nope, but I can think of a couple culprits." I replied heading down to the cockpit.
"Let me guess Ezra." Rex answered.
"Not likely, he wouldn't dare prank Commander Sato unless he was older and wiser." I hinted.
"Kanan?!" Rex sounded incredulous.
"You know what they say. Like Master like Padawan." I smirked. Well I hope that's not entirely true.
Commander Sato's P.O.V
"Sir your cherry pie is in your room as requested." An orderly spoke.
"Thank you." I replied. I can't wait to delve into some delicious cherry pie. Don't worry I'll repay the Empire another day.
Standing on the main floor of the deck, I studied the map of where the Empire has been lately. The tedious work of finding a system to jump that isn't being controlled by the enemy was what is mainly keeping our team together. It doesn't take the Empire long to find out where we jumped too and when they do find out we must be ready to jump to a new system. Recently I had sent my ace team the Ghost on a simple supply mission. Or so I thought.
"Specter 1 to Phoenix Squadron." It was Kanan Jarrus.
"Go ahead Specter 1." I replied. It's probably him telling me that they had to change the plan, but that's normal.
"We had a really tough time landing without completely messing up the ship". Kanan replied sounding frustrated.
"What are you talking about?" I questioned. Quickly I turned on the holo projector and replayed what I thought was a straight forward mission. The little Ghost hologram floated on the screen with two to four TIES coming to intersect.
"You did say that only two or four TIEs would meet us before we landed correct?" Kanan stated.
"Yes." I answered. Scratching my head I searched in the immediate area for hidden bases but none came up. Just like before.
"Well there were roughly about twenty of 'em." Kanan declared.
"Excuse me?" To put it simply, I was astonished. I glared at the closest tactician which happened to be Ahsoka. Lucky me, Rex was there to glare back at her for me.
"Sorry Phoenix Squadron but I have to sign off. Fifty storm troopers are requesting my audience." Kanan said nonchalantly.
"Say what!?" I retorted, unfortunately he had already shut off the communications before I could say anything.
Five minutes later my communicator beeped. I hope they have better news to tell.
"Specter 1 to Phoenix Squadron come in." Kanan spoke.
"Go ahead. Did you take care of the threat that swiftly?" I questioned. Knowing him it's most likely yes.
"Yes sir." Kanan answered, but to my astonishment he sounded hurt.
"What happened?" I asked concern starting to etch ever so slightly into my voice. I hope they didn't do anything that could mess the mission up.
"We did take care of them but I lost half my team." Kanan answered. Yikes! It sounded like he was still recovering.
"What do you mean by 'lost'?" I interrogated. I hope he doesn't mean that they aren't missing in action, or worse, killed in action.
"They were taken hostage." Kanan clarified.
"How?" I quizzed. Well at least they're still alive. I still can't believe the plan went so wrong in so short a time.
"UH- we were surprised by sparkly pink lothcats?" Kanan joked, obviously trying to lighten the situation.
"Be serious Jarrus." If I could, I would go through the com and grab Kanan's neck and wring it.
"Oh, right. They were actually pretty well trained." Kanan answered sounding a little hesistant.
"Stay put-"
"-that's not an option sir. I've got them in my sights. Specter 1 out." Kanan then cut the transmission.
If he thinks I'm just going to sit here and wait for his mission to turn out all right then he's got another thing coming.
After ten minutes of no communication the main communications deck sprung to life. "Sir we've got an incoming transmission from the Ghost."
"Patch them through." I spoke calmly.
"Phoenix Squadron this is the Ghost crew we have made a successful trip. The mission went according to plan." I could tell that was Hera, but that means everyone's safe and sound!
"I'm glad to hear that you're fine. So I'm guessing Kanan took care of the fifty or so stormtroopers keeping you hostage and you have all the supplies?" I asked although I already knowing the answer.
"Huh... what are you talking about?" Hera sounded really quite confused.
"You were captured, Kanan-"
"Kanan lied. The mission went smoothly," Hera sounded really upset and annoyed, "you're not going to get rid of us for some silly prank and a Jedi's big ego are you?"
"A Jedi's big ego?" I questioned. That's new.
"Yeah. Did you really think Kanan can take out fifty stormtroopers! Yeah right. He'd be way too distracted by me." Hera quipped. I could almost feel her smirking through the com.
"Okay. Well I'm glad it went according to plan. Phoenix Squadron out." I clicked the off switch. As soon as I finished talking with Hera, I proceeded to my room. That's when I ran into one of the few people that can push my buttons. Kanan Jarrus.
"Commander Sato, I heard that you were looking for me." Kanan began.
"No. I certainly was not. In fact I'm going straight to my cabin so if you wouldn't mind leaving me in peace." I stated walking away from the man that flustered me all evening.
"Are you sure I can't get you anything?" Kanan smirked watching me like a hawk.
"No." I pushed the door slightly open when he spoke one more time.
"Not even a towel?" Before I could even answer to such an absurd question a bucket of ice cold water, mostly water, splashed all over my uniform.
Turning around I immediately understood why he asked that but I wasn't even going to humor him with my face turning all red and running and screaming after him although I clearly knew he was faster than me. Instead I simply answered his last question. "Yes. That would be much appreciated."
Kanan promptly left and went to acquire the towel as I stood making a puddle at the entrance of my room. I walked into my room to find the cherry pie still on the desk. I smiled knowingly. Kanan returned with the towel "One more thing Jarrus."
"Yes?" He was still grinning like mad.
"Even though I didn't run and scream like a wild lothcat, that doesn't mean I'm not very much angry at you." I stated.
"Oh yes I know. I can see it on your face. You're taking it like an adult," Kanan commented, "I wouldn't expect anything less."
"May I have the towel?" I asked even though I knew the answer.
"Of course." While Kanan was handing me the white towel in my right hand my left hand swiftly picked up the cherry pie on the table and smashed it into his face. "Now I believe you need the towel."
That's when Hera and Chopper walked in, and by the look on her face and the fact that Chopper had already begun recording told me everything that I needed to know. I was definitely not acting like Commander Sato.
Extra's 20: Hera's P.O.V
Okay, so I decided to see why Kanan needed to get Commander Sato a towel. When I finally made it to the Commander Sato's room I saw something I thought I would never see on such a distinguished Commander. I think I've seen all the surprises that this crazy world can throw at me.
'Hey, Seventh Sister and Kanan- - - are married - - -. If you don't believe me, look it up.'
'Specter Frost out'
Or not... I hope that's not true, I mean, well he can't marry an Inquisitor! What happened? Am I not good enough for him... No. I won't cry. I won't
That annoying little water droplet ignored my pleas and ran away from my eye with a couple more following before I became a hot mess. Wait. I need to look this up. Okay. Here goes nothing.
Okay I finished! I know it took awhile but... just bare with me 'kay. If you don't know already I kind of didn't write the rest of the last chapter and handed it over to my other half. Sooo... yeah XD
AuthorPen11 - 'Kay. I'm trying to take that in... but it's a bit confusing. Anyways yeah #realLOF is me. Who's actually replying to you now. I didn't reply to you last time my other half did...
Starlight - Well. If they hung up and said bye then I don't think they'll call back. Thanks it is a whole light easier to just call you 'Starlight'. Yeah I see more Ezra than Sezra. XD. I hope I got you in tears by this one also but not by laughter XD. Okay... that sounded really cruel.
Skypeoplephoenix732 - Sure thing. Since you came back to the land of the living than I'll make sure to do this prank. Can't promise it'll be done this month though.
Specter 13 - You can thank ValkyrieBaymax for the pink sparkly lothcats. The running joke on Rebel Wars. You're right Zeb needs more spotlight. What about Hera? Do you think she needs some spotlight also? So I just watched the video when you sent this review. I can't believe I never watched it XD. I also watched LOTR in 99 seconds. I'll only include Luke if Star Wars Rebels includes him.
nightFrost - Being a very enthusiastic Star Wars Rebels fan I already knew those facts. Awesome idea, I'm thinking about it. If anything that'd be the Fifth Bro's Prank, but if you truly want Vader to be in on it I will gladly allow it. Besides this is fanfiction, anything can happen. P.S. I used you in the extras, I hope you don't mind.
ValkyrieBaymax - That was me again sooo more cookies yum! (::) (::) (::). Sad to say no my stories not out, no I haven't even started yet. Blueberries don't grow until July. Thanks XD I'm sure you'd do a fantastic job. Sooo I'm really looking forward to that story you're going to write in your review... My plot bunny is really evil. She just broke Hera's heart. Didn't you read that earlier? XD
Thanks for all the reviews. I look forward to replying to them next week!
LoF out.
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