Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels. Not even some of these awesome pranks are mine...
I've got to be honest, I didn't know which idea to do next so I went all the way back to my very early reviews and found a great prank Hera can do on Kanan. Most reviewers did say they wanted Hera to do a prank XD.
This prank idea is from AuthorPen11.
Italics - Flashback
Hera's P.O.V
Sitting down in the cockpit thinking about what happened earlier, I reached for my steaming mug of tea which Sabine had so graciously brought. The tea helped calm me down a little. As I sat there looking out into the distance I heard a slight knock outside the room. Swiveling the chair around I spotted Ezra who looked a little beat.
"Hey Ezra what's up?" I asked taking a sip of the tea that was warming up my hands.
"Nothing." I could tell he was lying by the way he didn't look me in the eyes and the fact that he sighed and sat down and kept his mouth shut.
"Ezra..." I hummed.
"Really, I mean," he looked at me and immediately began to pour out his thoughts, "I tried to ask Kanan how days in the temple were. He told me he didn't want to tell me about it. I tried to urge him too, I was pretty sure that it couldn't be that bad but... he told me somebody tried to bomb the Jedi temple more than once and then he told me that training was over and I had to leave. I didn't mean to upset him."
"Where is he now?" I spoke.
"Locked in his room," Ezra sighed folding his arms and hanging his head, "I can hear his thoughts Hera, they're really confused."
We sat in silence for a couple of minutes before I decided to ask him a question. "Do you want me to tell you a story about back in the day when the temple was flourishing with Jedi's?"
"Yes, I'd love to!" Ezra perked up.
"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away I was working for the separatists-"
"-the separatists aren't they like evil?" Ezra butt in his chin resting on his knees.
"Yes-"
"-why were you with them?" Ezra questioned.
"We were in the midst of the Clone Wars and I was captured wandering too far from home on Ryloth-"
"-you were a prisoner of war?" Ezra asked his head lifted up into the air.
"Yes. Now stop asking questions and I can tell you about the Jedi temple," I singsonged. That shut Ezra up immediately, "my mission was simple. Go and bomb the Jedi temple."
I could hear an audible gasp from the doorway and that's when I spotted Kanan with a shocked face. Quickly, I turned my head from the entrance. "We arrived at our destination early in the morning. I was a little twi'lek that had been captured by force. The separatist had an older lady watch over me, who was really experienced with her gun, in case I decided that now was the chance of escape."
"I caught one." a man with a scar running down his arm spoke gruffly while shoving a little green twi'lek into a dimly lit room.
"Good." A skinny man looked me over. He walked up to the girl. "What's your name and how tall are you?"
"My name is Hera Syndulla and I am around five feet." The girl stated.
"Perfect. She can fit through the venting in the temple. Lacey, you'll watch over the girl in case she gets any ideas of escape." The man ordered.
Lacey walked up with a gun in her hand. "Leave everything to me."
I took a sip of my tea that was cooling down. "Sneaking into the Jedi temple was very hard. In fact we had almost given up hope if it wasn't for a clumsy little padawan named Caleb."
We had circled the Jedi Temple for the fifth time and we still couldn't find a way in. That's when someone caught my eye. It was a boy, probably a Jedi, leaning on the railing of a balcony. I nudged Lacey, who didn't appreciate that, and pointed to the kid. She nodded. Lacey picked up a rock, don't ask me where she got it, and threw it expertly through the open door. It did its job. The boy left to go check the source and in the blink of an eye, we were inside.
I fixed my gaze on Kanan who looked like he was scratching his head. Then he took a seat.
"How'd you get in and how'd you know his name?" Ezra asked noticing that I had stopped talking.
"He went out for air and left the door open. Lacey threw a rock through the open door, he left-"
"I knew it!" Kanan shouted all of a sudden.
"Knew what?" Ezra asked bewildered.
"I knew that... the ship needed a new paint job?" Kanan answered slyly.
"No it does not!" I countered glaring at Kanan.
"It kinda does." Kanan replied.
"Do you want The Ghost to turn into a shoot gallery?" I gasped.
"We wouldn't paint it the rainbow." Kanan laughed.
"Yeah, back to the story, so we followed him closely, but not too close. When we finally parted ways he turned around and saw us. He had greenish blue eye color, kind of like Kanan. If I didn't know any better I would think that little boy was Kanan with shorter hair and no goatee. How I knew his name... I will answer that later in the story." I smirked glancing at the said person who quickly averted their eyes.
"Anyway, the kid immediately drew out his lightsaber. A blue lightsaber." I paused.
"Like Kanan's!" Ezra stated pointing an accusing finger at his master.
"Blue and green lightsabers were common in the Jedi temple." Kanan countered crossing his arms.
We followed close but not to close to the human boy. Unfortunately while we were parting ways he happened to turn around. He gasped when he saw us his greenish blue eyes growing wider by the second. Quickly he drew his lightsaber and dashed straight towards me. Luckily for me, Lacey had her gun whipped out of her hand and was shooting it at Caleb who barely deflected them. Then she got a lucky shot which knocked the lightsaber out his hands. Of course it turned off, although it still amazes me how that happens.
Lacey pounced on Caleb knocking him onto his stomach. She pointed her gun at his head and was about to pull the trigger when I stopped her.
"Stop! Don't kill him!" I pleaded.
"Why," Lacey demanded, "I don't need the whole temple knowing about intrusion because of him."
"We're going to bomb it anyway right? So he's going to die. Can't we just let him live a little longer, he is really young by the looks of it." I tried.
Lacey sighed before she drew out some rope and a cloth. "Hera, help me tie his hands and feet."
I grabbed the robe and tied his feet while Lacey gagged him and tied his hands. Lacey dragged Caleb into a closet and shut the door, not before effectively knocking him out.
"Why'd you knock him out?" I questioned staring at the unconscious boy.
"Because, I don't need him to be found by any of the masters. When he's out they can't sense him, and they won't know where he is." Lacey answered.
'Unless he told them where he went before he left.' I thought.
"Back to the story if you don't mind," I spoke, "So he drew his lightsaber and dashed straight for me. Unfortunately for the kid he was outmatched. My partner and I had him tied and gagged in one minute-"
"-That was quick, since he was a Jedi, wonder what his master thought when he or she heard what happened." Ezra mused.
I glanced over at Kanan to find that he had an exasperated look plastered on his face.
I continued the story. "We were going to kill him, but I convinced the older lady to let him live. She only agreed because we were going to blow the temple anyway. Well we planted the bombs all over the temple, the older lady became a casualty of war and died trying to escape. The bombs were set to explode in ten minutes and that's when I ran into Caleb... again. He somehow managed to get the gag off, but he was having trouble untying."
Rushing down the halls, I saw a familiar figure lying on the ground. Lacey. I gasped and ran to her side. Why would a Jedi do this? Even though we had only been together for a short time, I still made some kind of connection. "Lacey!"
"G-go." Lacey gasped. I noticed to my delight that there were no lightsaber burns on her skin. So it must've been a clone. I sighed in relief. I took a few of her belongings before I ran down the hall again. I ran past the door where we shoved the kid in. He could be awake. Curiosity took the better of me and I opened the door.
He was awake. Somehow his gag was off but he was still tied. He glared at me before scooting against the wall.
"Wait, I'm here to help!" I spoke.
"Help how?" Caleb demanded.
"I'm getting you out of here." I answered.
"Save yourself." Caleb spat.
"If all you do is fight for your own life, then your life is worth nothing!" I fumed. Quickly I tore the ropes off of him without thinking.
Caleb was astonished. "That's the first thing that made sense to me in this Temple!"
"Huh?"
"Nevermind me, I'm not going. I can't let my master and all these younglings die."
"I'm not skilled in deactivating a bomb." I sighed.
"Don't worry just show me where it is and we'll all be fine."
"What will happen to me, will I return back home?" I questioned.
"You will." Caleb answered.
"How are you sure?" I prodded.
"No one will lay hands on you. I promise." Caleb's voice growled and his eyes looked like he was ready to kill.
"Don't make promises you can't keep." I sing-songed. That's when he noticed he was holding my hands.
Caleb looked like a cherry tomatoe.
"He changed my mind about blowing up the temple and made me take him to where we hid it. Then we diffused the bomb. The end." I smiled happy that I had finally finished up my story. As it stands, my tea needs to be reheated.
"Hera... that story is... TERRIBLE!" Ezra hopped up and ran out the room leaving me room to yell 'hey' at his back. I didn't even get the chance to swat at his face. Well at least I'd get to ask him a question that's been buzzing in my mind lately.
"Hey Kanan, are you already married?" I asked hoping beyond hope that he'd laugh and say no.
"Yes," Kanan answered turning to me with a cocky grin on his face, "I'm space married."
"That's not what I meant!" Now it was my turn to change fifty shades of red. "I mean like you said the vows and stuff."
"Nooo, I might of met a couple of girls that wanted to do that when I was a bartender on different planets." He started to walk away when he stopped at the door. "Besides I'd never get married to some random girl."
"Okay." I replied.
"Hera, did you make that story up?" Kanan asked after a few minutes of silence.
"No luv, I really meant it." I smirked. "Why, do you happen to remember something similar to that?"
"Y-no, no. I uh... let me heat up your tea." Kanan mumbled grabbing my tea and heading out the door.
"I can tell when your lying." I sing-songed. I laughed when I saw him pick up his pace to get away from ear shot. Good luck with that, when you find a room that you can't hear anyone in. Tell me. I'd love to have a day without listening to bickering children.
Extra's 21:
Turns out that was just a bunch of bologna. Kanan and Seventh Sister married XD nevverrr. After I had finished telling my story to Ezra, I laid back in my chair enjoying the warmth my tea, which Kanan so graciously heated up, emitted into my hands. The past two week or three weeks have been prankless. I wonder what's been going on?
'Don't worry I'm back. I was just enjoying my 'spring break' (spring cleaning).'
LoF out.
For real...
I know I'm the worst Author ever. Sorry guys my spring break wasn't a break at all. We painted, redid carpets, cleaned rooms with age old filth and we still aren't done! The door needs to be replaced and we're doing a makeover in the kitchen. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Also thanks Emma Periwinkle for following, favoriting, and reviewing!
Starlight - Thanks so much! I didn't know how I should've ended that but reading your review told me that that ending was the right choice. Sure, we can do Leia next. I believe we can... I think
'Any objections against doing Leia next? No one. Okay.'
Yeah we can totally do Leia next. Can't promise when it'll be done. I can promise that'll I update on Saturday though :) Maybe next Saturday or a May Saturday or June etc...
Emma Periwinkle - Thank you! Yes. It's a prank for dearly beloved pilot. I'm already on it.
ValkyrieBaymax - I'm sure you're doing fine. *Plot bunny growls at the carrot before kicking it halfway across the screen* Yep I'm doing the one when Ezra is a certified Rebel. Yes I do mean their voice actors XD. I'll them for you ;D
'Hey nightFrost, ValkyrieBaymax thinks your idea is good!
You're welcome. P.S. enjoy your summer because right now, it's snowing over here.
AuthorPen11 - IDK. Yes I googled it. Thanks a alot! Your crackship...lolz. I just might I did do the story idea here. Maybe a lot later like in September or something.
Skypeoplephoenix732 - Same here. Sorry I took so long in updating.
Specter 13 - There you go, Hera got some more spotlight, even though it wasn't really a prank... Ketsu.. Ketsu... I'll manage Just have to rewatch a couple of episodes with her involved to get more of a feel. Hera pranking Kanan XD original. I'm not sure if I've said it, but I'll say it anyway. Did you read Jedi Showoff? If not you should.
nightFrost - Great! Thanks. AP-5, oh you mean the recently hired blue droid that I love! Sure. AP-5 can help Chopper prank BB-M8. #GodsNotDead! P.S. ValkyrieBaymax agrees with your idea.
Amelia dragneel15 - Why, thank you!
Yep, I've said it once but I'll say it again. I'm officially a terrible Author. I know because I've seen it.
Terrible Author - The type of author that writes a really interesting story and then leaves you hanging for more than two weeks.
Well I guess I'm not that bad, but they're some stories that I've posted that haven't been updated for a year now. Yeah...
LoF out to enjoy a snowy Saturday that they don't even deserve.
