Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars Rebels. Not even some of these awesome pranks are mine...

I'm not updating Saturday because I won't be at home to do it due to vacation. So I won't be updating until August :(( Ya, I promised you guys a story about how Ezra's nickname became Blueberry so... I'm working on that right now. That shouldn't take terribly long to update it's probably going to be a two-shot or something of the sort. So right now this "chapter" is an authors note but check back in August for the real chapter. While you're at it, drop a review of what you'd like to happen to Leia. Poor, poor girl XD.

On a very, very, very, very unhappy note. Rebel Wars will be drawing to a close. I'm not one to make incredibly LOOONNNG stories so I'm going to stop it as soon as the new season of Star Wars Rebels comes out.

On a very, very, very, very, happy note. I will be making a Rebel Wars II :D. This is technically one AND two but, it might confuse a bunch of people so I'll just leave it as one.


Okay I'm back. Thanks for waiting. If you didn't, check out my story Blueberry, is my name it actually didn't turn out horrible. I must say, I wasn't sure what or how I should prank Leia, but you being the demanding people you are, I just went and wrote whatever popped into my head. Yes, of course, I did use some of your prank ideas, which wasn't a lot, but still good nonetheless. Do not fear! XD


Leia thought she was safe. The Ghost crew have better things to do then worry about her, besides even if they did figure out that it was her they wouldn't dare touch a Princess... Well, Leia learned her lesson. Just because she's a Princess, doesn't mean she's safe.

Leia happened to be on another errand for Alderaan that put her walking through the halls of the command base. She had just finished up. 'All I need to do is inform Commander Sato and then I can return to my lovely planet'. Leia mused.

It didn't take her long to find the Rebel Leader ordering others around in his strong but gentle voice.

"Commander Sato..." Leia paused waiting for him to acknowledge her.

"Ahh, Princess, just the person I was searching for." If Leia didn't know any better she would've thought that Commander Sato just gave her a mischievous smile.

"I am?" Leia asked clearly incredulous that Commander Sato had figured out what she'd done to him, her friends and the Ghost crew.

"Yes, your ship that is taking you home still hasn't arrived yet, so I thought that it'd be a shame if you got home late." Commander Sato explained.
"So..., how will I get home?" Leia asked clearly not seeing the trap she just placed herself in.

"Well I don't want to send you off with the worst pilot-" a rebel pilot just gives him a dirty look "-so I'm placing you in the good hands of the Ghost." Commander Sato beamed.

"Uhm... okay." Leia replied hoping that they hadn't figured it out yet. If they did... well... lets just think about if they didn't.


Leia didn't leave immediately because she had to pack up the rest of her stuff. She had a lovely helper droid named BB-M8 that insisted that it wanted to carry everything. Spotting the ship was a cakewalk because it was the only ship with a paint job that was different. When she arrived on the ship, she headed straight towards her room to take a nap. Without much hesitation, she was fast asleep.

So Commander Sato had told the Ghost crew that BB-M8 had been watching the prankster in action. They were all really surprised and a little glad that Leia had joined in on the fun. It's hard pranking the same people with the same pranks. After awhile they expect it, and it takes out the fun.

They jumped at the chance to get back at her. Some did background checks with very detailed pranks while others just did simple surprise ice bucket challenges. Kanan, well, he did his 'nightmare' prank.

...In her dreams...

Leia Organa was lying in the fields gazing intently at the sky when she felt a 'presence' behind her. Turning around, she found none other than a pink sparkly Lothcat with a DL-22... a gun. She merely raised her eyebrow before stating, "aren't you cute.

('What?! That's when you panick!' Kanan was a little amused. 'Oh well, I guess I have to pick it up a notch.')

Before Leia couldn't even return to dreaming in her dream, hundreds of Lothcats with guns appeared all aimed at her. Leia looked at them before saying, "now I would say you guys are all cute but right now you are actually kind of creepy."

('Fine, since you can't seem to just die of panicking I'll kill you with this cute pink sparkly lothcat and these creepy pink sparkly lothcats.' Kanan was a little agitated).

Something changed with the lothcat's demeanor but she soon heard the guns being loaded. 'That can't be good...wait... isn't this a dream? I'm sleeping in the Ghost last time I checked.' Focusing all her scrambled thoughts she prayed for one thing. 'Save me cute lothcat.'

In the blink of an eye the one pink sparkly lothcat that she called cute turned into a pink sparkly lothcat titan. In the blink of an eye all of the pink sparkly lothcats were gone. Instead, they were just regular lothcats.

('Impossible! Fine since the lothcats love you I guess I'll have to bring out my king. Not literally, but you know what they say in chess 'when in doubt call the king!' No? Okay')

Almost as soon as the lothcats were normal, she heard strange music from a distance. It sounded like hip hop and street mixed as one. Leia's eye went wide.

('Finally, something she's afraid of!')

Then she broke out into a smile. "I love this song! Come dance with me-

"Forget it." Kanan left not even finding out if Darth Vader in his heels would do the trick. Somewhere in the back of his mind he knew that wouldn't be enough. Setting up a bowl of ice water he was about to hang it over the door when the door slid open. It was Ezra. "Ezra, what are you doing?"

"The same as you Master, I'm going to get back at her." Ezra spoke.
"No, no, no, no, no, you can't do that." Kanan explained.

"Why?" Ezra asked crossing his arms.
"You will make me look bad." Kanan sighed.
"Kanan, you didn't do any better." Ezra frowned.

"...good point... carry on padawan." Kanan said before returning to his surprise ice bucket challenge.

Ezra wasn't the only one fixing up pranks to his liking, in fact everyone on the Ghost had their own cent to throw in.

"Kanan, I have a question." Ezra began after some time.

"Yes?" Kanan questioned.

"That's not all you're doing... right?" Ezra asked.

"No, I have much more planned for this Princess." Kanan smiled gleefully.


Hours passed before Leia stirred again, having woken up from her dream she was now pretty hungry. Heading towards the lounge she noticed that no one was there. 'That's odd, maybe they're all in the cockpit. We have been flying for awhile.' Opening the fridge she noticed that there was absolutely no food there. Instead it said 'Food moved to cockpit due to repairs.'

'What?'

Looking outside, she noticed to her utmost horror that they were just sitting in space. Dashing for the cockpit she was a little surprised that she didn't find the green skinned sassy Twi'lek. Boldly, Leia walks up to the pilot.

"What's going on here, why aren't we at Alderaan yet?" Leia demanded.

"We are having some difficulty, something broke." The pilot was all muffled like they had a hand over their mouth or something.

"What's taking so long with the repairs?" Leia asked crossing her arms in the process.

The pilot chair swivels around with Rex and an evil smile on his face. Before she could react dyed shaving cream hit her face it was black. Leia almost, almost screamed, but she didn't she just glared really angrily up at Rex "Hello princess, I believe we have much to discuss..."


Oh yes I'm evil. Look forward to part 2 tomorrow... no I shouldn't say that. Look forward to it before Thursday. If it isn't out before Thursday it won't be out for another week because I won't be in town. Thanks Benny1571 for favoriting. Thanks TheRogueSaint for following. Thanks Master of Ze Aster for following and favoriting.

Time for reviews:

Starlight Moon Midnight - No! Don't die! One of my faithful reviewers dying because of me? Oh wait... they're just dying of laughter. Everything's fine people! Yep, unfortunately Leia didn't get it yet. I guess she's just too good of a prankster but eventually... Absolutely, BB-M8 needs to get in on the action. I LOVE YOUR IDEA. Beware Leia, I've got some evil reviewers in my midst.

MafiaMarshMello - You can thank my assistant XD. Haha that's funny but... we're pranking Leia right now MMM! Any ideas for her?

AuthorPen11 - Not much to say to you because you wrote sooo much! XD Thanks, and I used your idea.

Specter LoF out

P.S. ever wonder what happened to the little Hera P.O.V's at the end of chapters... yea... XD don't worry they'll be back... maybe... one day... I was thinking that maybe it should be the P.O.V of the person who got pranked at the end. What do you guys think?

Okay. Specter LoF out for real this time.