Title: oh, screw me (literally)
Summary: He hates how she can convince him so easily.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Prompt: partners in crime au
Rating: T+/ light M
A/N: Western!au as well.
He knew that look. Sasuke recognized it instantly the moment she turned into his arms, all naked and sweaty, with that stupidly innocent smile plastered to her lips. And gods help him because he knew exactly what she wanted and it wasn't good.
He scowled. "Sakura, no. No fucking way. Don't you dare ask me what I think you're going to. I'm not doing this again."
Her pretty smile instantly washed away with a pout. "But Sasuke-kun! I swear this one will be worth it, this time! Everything is so perfect, and I even found people willing to help us out for a fair deal!"
"If you say Naruto and Kakashi, I'm going to get my knife and stab myself with it."
A blush stained her cheeks, mouth parting lightly for a moment. Then, she pushed herself to her knees, and crossed her arms over her bare breasts in a pure display of immaturity. The sight had him fighting back a smirk.
"Okay, fine, I won't say it," she huffed, sticking her tongue out. She knocked his hand back when he tried to pinch her skin. "But this could still work with just the two of us, I promise!" she went on, slipping back onto his side. "This is the best idea I've ever had so far!"
Sasuke nearly groaned at that, running his hand over his face with obvious frustration. "Sakura, when have your ideas ever worked? You are the worst robber I've ever seen."
"But I can do better this time! You won't have to save me again, I promise!"
"No, you are out of your mind."
"Oh, come on, Sasuke-kun! Please?" Sakura begged, pressing herself up quite deliberately against his form. He could feel her nipples hardening up, her dainty little fingers tracing a sensitive line on his chest, making him swallow. The green of her eyes took a more seductive gleam. "We could have so much fun…"
Her hand kept trailing further down in emphasis to her words, and his eyes darkened, a growl nearly ripping from his throat. Oh, she was not playing fair, he decided, his own hand snatching to catch her wrist.
Fixing her with a stern glare, he told her, tone thick with warning, "Seducing me isn't going to work for this one, Sakura."
His lover merely smiled wider, mischievous gaze flashing with sparks of challenge. She snatched her hand out of his grip, and Sasuke swallowed tightly.
"Wanna bet?" she whispered hotly, legs pulling her bare body over his lap in one swift move.
A tortured groan slipped from his mouth. Gods, Sasuke thought, slipping his hands over her thighs and rising up to kiss her hard, he was so fucked.