Zeref and Mavis are dead! At first, I was like, aww...they're dead...And THERE'S ONLY NINE MORE FLIPPING CHAPTERS OF FAIRY TAIL! NOOO! IT CAN'T END! IT'S ONLY BEEN 530 CHAPTERS, NO BIG DEAL! After like four days, I suddenly realized that I know Zeref is dead now, I can post my prologue to Where is END?! Here you guys go!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail

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Where is END? (Prologue)

In the very first days of Earthland, long before any of our favorite heroes were born, a woman, dressed in a cheetah's hide, sat within her home, making a blanket out of wool. She lived in a hollowed out tree isolated in a forest near a pond and her own garden; she often talked to the birds and animals that strolled by, far too lonely not to.

There wasn't that many people in the world: maybe a hundred at maximum and everyone was spread around. The world was a big place…and with only a hundred people populating it, there was more than plenty of land for own person to own.

That's why it surprised her to see a man as she picked apples from her orchard.

His skin was fair and his hair was dark; he was beautifully handsome, not that this woman had seen many men in her life, only her father and her brothers before they all had moved to their own locations on the planet.

At first, she didn't move from behind the tree and simply stared at him as if he had three heads. He wasn't wearing any hides covering his chest, giving her a full view of the sweat glistening down his built muscles. He looked like he had just run a mile or two.

The man leaned down to get a drink at her pond and she plucked up the courage to move a bit closer.

Ironically, she stepped on a twig, snapping it with a loud pop.

The man whipped his head around to look at her, but the woman simply stared at him, "Now why on earth would ya be here?"

What kind of question was that? That was what his face said.

"There's a dragon in these parts, ain't it? Em gonna kill it." His accent was very similar to her own, but that wasn't the point.

Of course there was a dragon here. There were practically dragons everywhere you looked; heck, there were more dragons on the planet then there were humans. None of them bothered the woman though, so the woman never bothered them.

She laughed half-heartedly, "An' how do ya plan to do that, eh?" Look at him: he didn't even have a combatable weapon with him to defend himself from wolves. What made him think that he could slay a dragon?

He simply laughed back, turning back to the pond and taking another drink. "With mah weapons, but I lost em, choked down by an iron dragon. It dead of course, but all mah defenses are gone."

The woman raised her eyebrows. If what this mysterious man said was true, dragons seemed easy enough to slay. He did pack a lot of muscle, and the woman couldn't see a small man slaying a large dragon. However, she could use some company that wasn't an animal.

"Why don' ya stay awhile?" She asked, "I ave plenty of iron an spare blankets. I could use some company too an ya look hungry."

He looked at her, away, and then back, nodding, smiling at her, "Name's Adam."

"Em Eve."

Eve gave Adam all the iron and stone he needed to make his weapons. She had no men's clothing, so she began to make some as Adam worked. The two hardly spoke to one another; two strangers living together for a while would do that, but Eve found a small way to fix that.

Adam's weapons were intriguing. Some were like large knives and others were that of a woodcutters' axe, but with only a sharper end. She easily recognized the spears, it's what Eve uses to catch fish and kill wolves.

She had asked Adam about the strange weapons he made and he kindly took the time to explain what they were and how to use them, he even taught her how to use a…uh..shword? Ward? Sord? Swhord? Something like that. It was heavy to lift, but once Eve got the hang of it, she understood how useful it could be.

After the training session was over, the awkwardness came haunting back.

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It had been about three days since Eve had met the dragon slayer. He had finished making all of his weapons, but had now needed food and supplies for the continuing journey. "The iron dragon ate mah supplies along with mah weapons," Adam had claimed.

Eve didn't mind, something within her wanted him to stay; she didn't fight it, it was the fear of being alone again even though she knew he'd have to leave eventually.

The two had went out to Eve's vegetable garden and apple orchard, picking food for both Adam's journey and Eve's winter storage.

The woman had climbed a tree to reach a good looking apple. She was picky with that sort of thing: all of her apple had to be wormhole free with no soft spots.

"Eve, be areful."

"I am; I've done this many 'imes."

Of course, ironically, the branch she was hanging on as she reached for the apple snapped.

She screamed, falling, but instead of hitting the hard ground, she was caught.

"Wha did I just say?" Adam was smirking at her, which Eve discovered that she hated. Pouting, she crossed her arms, trying to ignore the blush.

"Can ya put me down?"

"Wha? I don' getta 'thank ya'?" Still smirking.

Yup, she hated that smirk.

Eve rolled her icy blue eyes, but let a small smile break out onto her face, "…thank ya…an I got tha apple," she held up the prized apple in her hands.

Adam laughed at her, still holding her in his arms.

"Uh…ya can put me down now."

"O-oh."

As soon as he did, another apple fell, landing on his head. "Ouch!" Adam exclaimed, and put his hand on his black hair.

Eve found herself bent over laughing. That shocked expression he wore when the fruit hit his head was priceless.

Adam pouted at her, but her laugh, he discovered, was just as beautiful as her head of long curly, orange hair that glowed in the sunlight.

He found himself laughing along with her.

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Part One: The Misery

Part Two: ?

Part Three: ?

Part Four: ?

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I hope you enjoyed and bear with me, I know there wasn't any Fairy Tail in this, but just trust me okay? I got this!

-zEllie