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BGM: Koopa Bros. Fortress (Paper Mario)
"They didn't even bother locking the door." Weiss said as they closed the door behind them.
"Who cares about that?" Yang chuckled.
"Mama mia… it's a long way up." Luigi said as he was looking up.
"I think I see stairs in the water." Catria said and then noticed a few Koopas minding their own business in the water. "And… a few Koopas."
"They're gonna be soggy soon." Weiss said as they walked forward but as they did, they saw a Koopa Troopa guarding a locked door.
"HALT! You shall not pass!" He said as they all looked at each other and proceeded to beat him up and out popped a key from him as they unlocked it and walked through. "Agh… I wasn't ready!" He groaned before disappearing.
As they got in the next room, they noticed a few Bob-ombs walking around seeming to be working on something. "I feel so sorry for them." Ruby said.
Mario sighed. "We'll find a way to get them out of here." He said as they walked through, but as they walked through, one of the Bob-ombs noticed them.
"HEY!" It yelled, catching the other Bob-omb's attention as they quickly ran toward them, forcing them to fight back and defending themselves from their attacks as Kooper spun in his shell and hit one of the Bob-ombs that was lit up, and it exploded.
"Oh geez! That's not what I meant to do!" Kooper exclaimed as Catria stabbed the other Bob-omb with her lance as she sighed once the battle was over.
"You did what you had to do." Catria said.
"I didn't want to hurt them either, but I'm willing to bet that the Koopa Bros brainwashed some of these Bob-ombs." Blake said. "Or the Koopa Bros forcing them to attack us if they spotted us."
"It's always the worst case scenario." Luigi sighed.
"We have to be on our guard, no matter how much we don't want to fight these Bob-ombs." Mario said as they nodded and walked toward the next room… and speaking of the next room…
"Hehehe…" Green smirked as they locked up a key in a cell. "Let's see them try to get through here!"
"…Question, couldn't they just flip themselves over and get into the cell to grab the key and come back out?" A Koopa asked.
"Oh please! We may be made out of paper, but we don't flip ourselves over. I mean, the only way that'll happen is simply getting cursed! And believe me, getting cursed is all a bunch of mumbo jumbo anyway."
"What if you get cursed by opening up a treasure chest trying to save someone?"
"That's… debatable. Who lives in treasure chests anyway? Besides, cursing someone is so last century!"
"Didn't stop Midna from being cursed into an imp…"
"Okay one: Wrong video game franchise! And two: What does Zelda have to do with it?"
"I'm just saying!"
"Ugh… never mind about that! All I'm saying is that you can't flip yourself over and walk right in!"
"…But what if you can turn into a paper airplane or a boat?"
"NO ONE CAN TURN THEMSELVES INTO AN AIRPLANE OR A BOAT, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!" Green yelled.
"Sorry sorry… but uh, boss?"
"Yeah?"
"How long were they standing behind you?"
"Eh?" Green turned around to see the others. "EEP! Mario and company! Um… I… uh… NINJA TELEPORTATION!" He yelled and threw a smoke bomb down… but he was still there. "…Oh come on, we did this right the first time!"
"You're supposed to run away after you throw the smoke bomb." The Koopa reminded.
"Shut. Up." He growled as he took off running.
"…Well, that was something." Yang said.
"You're never gonna get past me though!" The Koopa said… and then he got beat up. "Uuugh… not cool…" He groaned before disappearing.
"So can we just go through it by flipping ourselves over and get that key?" Ruby asked.
"That wastes too much time." Weiss said. "Let's go."
"But… oh… fine…" Ruby sighed.
"I don't think it'll waste time, but whatever." Yang shrugged as they walked off and noticed another Koopa going around a cell wall and going to attack them, but Mario jumped on his shell and kicked him away while grabbing the item in the cell. It was some pink boots, which were the Power Bounce.
"…Hey bro, you like pink, don't you?" Mario asked.
"Absolutely not." Luigi folded his arms. "I'm not putting those on!"
Mario sighed. "Oh, I guess I'll save this for later." He said.
"Though they would look better painted blue…" Luigi rubbed his chin in thought.
"Hmm, I'm not much of a jumper." Catria said.
"Neither am I." Palla said through Catria's pocket as they walked forward while noticing a crack in the wall and a key in the cell, making a mental note to possibly come back for later. They walked further in, as they walked up the stairs, only to see a gap over it.
"I wonder…" Luigi mused as he crunched himself up before unleashing a super jump… before slamming on top of the ceiling, causing them to wince and gently floated down back towards them before hopping back up. "Ow… who put that ceiling there?"
"Well, I could use our Pegasus to fly over this gap and make things easi-"
"Hey guys!" Ruby interrupted Catria as they looked at her and she pointed to a ! Switch. "We can move this closer!"
"…Or we can use the switch." Catria scratched the back of her head as they walked down and hit it, but to their surprise, the staircase lowered itself down into another floor.
"Huh, not what I had in mind." Ruby said.
"…Well, that was disappointing." Weiss said.
"Hey, at least we get to explore the area a bit more." Yang grinned.
"I was just about to say that." Mario chuckled as they walked down the stairs and turned to the left and when they got over to the next room, they saw one Paratroopa and two Koopas in the room, and to their surprise, the doorways hopped up and hung on the walls.
"How does that work?" Blake wondered.
"I would say 'logic', but that's kinda thrown out the window… unfortunately." Weiss grumbled.
"Weiss, logic was destroyed when Bowser lifted Peach's castle into space and we were all breathing normally." Ruby said.
"…I can't believe I'm agreeing with you there." Weiss grumbled as they proceeded to beat up the Koopas and the Paratroopas while blocking their attacks until they were all defeated and pressed onward, though Catria wasn't looking so hot during that fight with the Paratroopa.
"Hey, why don't you get some rest? I can take over if you want."
"Thanks…" Catria said as Palla came out and switched places with Catria and walked forward.
"You think we can do that?" Ruby asked.
"There is no way I'm going inside your pocket. Who knows what you have stuffed in there!" Weiss protested.
"You're no fun!" Ruby sighed.
"I think we're fine just the way we are." Yang said as they walked further and dodged the Fire Bars in the way as they grabbed the key and worked their way back to a locked door… and just behind the door…
"Come on, come on! I gotta perfect this and…!" Yellow said, hurriedly trying to finish something… and then he was done. "Perfect! Let's see them try to escape THIS trap! Hehehe!" He smirked and then heard the door opening. "Oh! I need to get out of here!" He said and took off.
"So… why exactly does the key break when you open the lock?" Ruby asked.
"That's what I keep wondering." Luigi said.
"I think it has something to do with being an enchanted key." Mario said. "Link told me how they work... though, he does get a bit annoyed when he's off in a dungeon and hoping to find something good in a chest, only to find a Key."
"Who puts a key in a treasure chest?! That's just a waste of a hiding space… is there any money in the chest too?" Weiss asked.
"Nope."
"THEN WHO DOES SUCH A THING?!" Weiss yelled.
"Someone who treasures their money, duh." Yang said with a proud grin with a few groans.
"…I want to hit you for that." Weiss grumbled.
"Is she always a pun master?" Palla wondered.
"'Master' wouldn't be the word I would use…" Weiss said. "Ugh… it's bad enough when Nyx starts to get involved with Yang."
"Eh, it was alright. Not great, but it was alright." Mario said.
"See, SOMEONE appreciated it!" Yang grinned.
"Ugh, I didn't realize one of my idols punned so badly…" Goombario muttered to himself, which only Kooper heard.
"Mhm…" He nodded as they kept going up until eventually, they saw a ? block out in the open.
"Ooooh, I'm hitting that!" Ruby said as she aimed Crescent Rose at it and shot it, as a coin popped out… aaaand the floor opened up underneath them.
"…I had a feeling it was a trap…" Luigi groaned.
"You… dolt…" Weiss growled as they fell down, but gently floated down as Yellow came back.
"Ha! Losers! Serves you right!" He laughed. "…Man, imagine if we weren't made out of paper. I don't want to live in a world where we all fall like rocks!" He said as he walked off, where everyone landed in a cell… with several Bob-ombs, one of them pink… along with someone else.
"Hmm?" The pink one looked at them… and popped out everyone.
"Okay, how was I supposed to know that ? blocks can do that?!" Ruby asked.
"Usually, they don't… so that's a strange one." Mario said.
"…I swear, if that was a requirement to move on in the game itself, I'm gonna scream." Weiss said.
You might as well. Blake thought.
"Okay, is it me or are we in a cell full of Bob-ombs?" Kooper asked.
"We are." Palla nodded.
"Oh no…" Luigi paled.
"Oh, relax, we're friendly Bob-ombs that rebelled!" The pink Bob-omb said.
"Yeah! No need to worry." Another said.
"Phew." Luigi sighed with relief.
"So the Koopa Bros locked you up for rebellion?" Palla asked.
"Well, yeah…" Another Bob-omb said. "Did you guys know that the Koopa Bros were actually friendly Koopas until they craved adventure? Then Kammy Koopa caught their attention and the rest is history! Ugh…"
"Yeah…" The pink Bob-omb sighed. "So, how'd you get in?" She asked.
"There was a ? block, and I shot at it." Ruby explained. "But that opened a trap door on the floor and we all fell in."
"In other words, a simple trap." Weiss muttered.
"Ooooh, that sucks." The pink Bob-omb commented. "As for me, I'm a menace… well, according to the Koopa Bros! You see, I'm just a normal Bob-omb that-"
"Palla? Is that you?"
Palla blinked. "That voice…" She turned to see someone. "Oh my… Catria! Come out for a sec!"
"What is it?" Catria asked as she hopped out of Palla's pocket and unfolded herself.
"Catria!"
"…Est?!" Catria exclaimed in shock as they saw a girl with pink hair waving toward them, along with a hog tied Pegasus.
"Catria! Palla! Oh, I'm so glad to see you!" Est smiled as the two sisters ran over to hug her.
"Anyway, that's how I was locked up in here." The pink Bob-omb said. "Name's Bombette, by the way! …Wait, where'd that green haired girl go?"
"Don't worry about it." Mario said with a chuckled.
"I'm so sorry for getting kidnapped! I had no idea they had lock on Bullet Bills… I tried to outmaneuver them, but they struck me down before I realized what happened…" Est sighed. "Next thing I knew, I woke up in this cell."
"Well, maybe next time, we oughta do it together and not do a solo recon mission." Catria advised.
Est blushed in embarrassment. "Yeah… probably…"
"The good news is, is that you're safe." Palla said. "And since we're all here, we might as well take care of the Koopa Bros together.
"Right!" Est nodded. "So… is there a way out of here?"
"Ugh… just being crammed in just makes me want to explode!" Bombette groaned. "In fact… pardon me… I have the urge to explode!" She growled and walked over to a crack in the wall and exploded, creating a hole in the wall and she resumed back to normal. "Phew… glad I got that out of my system." She said and then saw the looks she was getting. "What?" She asked and turned around. "…Oh, what do you know, a way out. I guess that's what happens when I constantly explode on this wall. Hehe… mind if I join you?"
"Sure." Mario nodded.
"Hey Goombario! Is there any room in there?" Kooper asked.
"There's a lot of room!"
"Then I'm coming in!" He said and hopped right on in.
"…Weirdo." Bombette said.
"This feels weird…" Mario muttered.
"Wait for me guys!" Est came over to them and then Palla and Catria went inside her pockets. "Ah, don't you just love RPG mechanics?"
"...Sure…" Mario unenthusiastically said.
"Hey, what's going on out there?!" A voice asked as a Koopa came in with two Bob-ombs. "Can't you Bob-ombs beha-… uh oh." He said… and then before anyone did anything, Est proceeded to mess them up with her lance.
"Whoa." Yang said.
Est panted before turning to them. "Sorry, had to get that out of my system." She said with a smile. "Let's go!"
"Right!"
End BGM
BGM: With Mila's Divine Protection (Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia)
They quickly ran out of the doors and to the other side where they got to the first floor as Yang punched a crack in the wall, weakening it and allowing Bombette to blow it up to get a key. They went back to the first area and did the same thing, where they got outside and found themselves a Refund badge.
"…The heck is this nonsense?" Mario wondered before tossing it into the water as they went further in where they found a door and grabbed another key as they proceeded onward to go up, and then hit a ! switch where the stairs from the water rose up, and freaking out the Koopas.
"What the heck is going on?! I was resting right there!"
"What do we do?! What do we do?!"
"Panic and get off these stairs!"
They ran off the stairs where they saw the gang waiting for them and instantly got creamed by them as they ran up the stairs and ran to the side to deal with a Bob-omb as Mario picked up the Smash Charge badge.
"Huh…" Mario said as he put his old hammer away. "I might use this for a while." He said as they went toward the door and walked out, and seeing the Koopa Bros getting into position.
"You think you can take care of us with this fancy music?! Out of the question!" Red said. "You storm into our fortress and we will make you pay for that!" He said as the Koopa Bros put down Bullet Bill Blasters down as they quickly ran back inside.
"I'm not letting these Bullet Bills get me again!" Est said as they ran forward as the Mario Bros quickly frontflipped over the Bullet Bills, RWBY quickly slashed them to pieces, Bombette blew them up and Est quickly skewered a few of them before she looked up at her spear to see that she made a Bullet Bill shishkebab. "Huh… not what I had in mind." She said, as she proceeded to shake them off and quickly flew off with her Pegasus as they got close to the Bill Blasters.
"I'll take care of this!" Bombette said and then lit herself up before exploding, destroying the Bullet Bill Blasters and then bouncing back up. "Alright, let's go!" She said as they quickly went in.
End BGM
"Wah! How are they in here already?!" Black asked.
"Black, get over here!" Red ordered as they quickly got inside something. "Alright, let's destroy them and-… Yellow, what is THAT doing in here?"
"Oh come on, it's not like they're going to see it!"
"It looks ridiculous!"
"I'm not peeling it off!"
"Oh… alright…!"
Suddenly, something mechanical rolled on over to them. It looked awfully like Bowser. "Bwahaha! You think you can challenge me, you guys?!"
"…Oh come on, this again?" Weiss asked.
"We've seen this before." Blake said.
"Well, let's just get this over with." Yang said as they got ready for battle.
BGM: March to Deliverance (Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia)
"Hey, wait a minute… this isn't the song we were going for!" Red whispered.
"Oh, like that matters now!"
"Bwahahaha! Foolish Mario and friends! You really think that you can stop me?" "Bowser?" asked as he rolled over and bonked both Mario and Luigi on the head with his fists.
"…Uh… ow?" Luigi asked as Mario held back his hammer as it glowed brightly before hammering the fake Bowser away a bit more powerfully.
"Bwahaha! You can't even hurt me!" It said.
"Psst, Red… I think they put a hole in this!"
"I don't care! It's just one hole!"
Est started to glow. "Coming through!" She said and proceeded to slash right through the fake Bowser with great power.
Goombario peeked out of Mario's pocket. "Man, these critical hits are strangely convenient!"
"Would you get back in here!" Kooper said, pulling him back in.
"Bwahaha! You're pathetic! That didn't even hurt!" The fake Bowser said, even though it was smoking thanks to Est and RWBY that were firing at it, and then it proceeded to roll over to them.
"Alright, that's it!" Bombette said as she ran over and proceeded to explode on them, which destroyed the fake Bowser and send the four of them flying out.
End BGM
"Ow…" Red groaned.
"Yeah… I'm gonna feel that one." Black groaned.
"Wait a minute! We still have a shot at this!" Yellow said.
"Yeah!" Green said.
"Alright, Plan B! Precious revenge!" Red ordered.
"Wouldn't that be Plan D considering what happened a few stories ago?" Black asked.
Red anime fell. "Does it matter?!"
"…No, I guess not."
Red hopped back up. "Alright! Dibs on Mario and Red head!"
BGM: Attack on the Koopa Bros (Paper Mario)
"Split up, y'all!" Black said as they all jumped back as Red focused on Mario and Ruby.
"You know you're not going to win!" Ruby said.
"Bah! I'll change that! Third time's the charm!" Red said and spun in his shell and went straight to the two of them as Mario pulled back his hammer and unleashed a powerful charged attack to knock him on his back. "Gah! Stupid Badges with their charge ability!"
"My turn!" Ruby smirked and then ran forward, slashing Red a few times before jumping back and shooting him to a wall.
"OOOF!" Red yelled as he was knocked to a wall, but had an idea and retreated to his shell, bouncing off the wall and went straight toward them, but suddenly Kooper hopped out of Mario's pocket and spun up a charge attack before smacking into Red. "YOW!"
"Wait a minute, where's Bombette?" Ruby asked and noticed that she was fighting with Luigi, Weiss and Est.
"Don't worry about me! Focus on your fight!" Bombette said.
"Fair enough." Ruby said.
"Argh… a Koopa against a Koopa... that's new." Red said. "But I'm gonna cream you for I am the superior Koopa!"
"We'll see about that!" Kooper said.
"Wait, did he say he was the superior Koopa?" Yellow asked and turned around, before Catria proceeded to slash him with her Silver Lance. "Yow!"
"Don't take your eyes off of your opponent!" Catria said.
"Yeah!" Yang nodded.
Kooper and Red proceeded to punch each other, both of them hitting each other in the cheek before jumping back and proceeding to spin in their shells and then launched each other, both of them hitting each other and bouncing away before Red hopped up and jumped over and tried to land on Kooper's shell, but Kooper got out of his shell in time and jumped back before punching him in the gut to knock him over.
"Yow…!" Red groaned as Ruby used her semblance and got in front of him before aiming her hand in his face. "Huh?" He asked… before Ruby activated her Rose Palm and shot him point blank, sending him flying toward the others as they all hit each other in the shells.
"Ow…" Black groaned as he was dealing with Blake, Palla and Goombario.
"Alright, we need to focus!" Yellow said.
"Right!" Green nodded.
"Alright, let's do our ultimate special attack… with extra juice!" Red said as they got on top of one another. "FEAR THE WRATH OF-"
"Nope!" Bombette said as she exploded on them and caused them to be instantly knocked over.
"WHOOOA!"
The White Wings looked at each other. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Est asked.
"Triangle Attack?" Catria asked.
"Yep!" Palla nodded as the three of them flew up in the air.
"Ooogh…" Red groaned before he saw the three of them coming down.
"TRIANGLE ATTACK!" All three of them yelled.
"…Oh, son of a-"
All four of them were hit by the Triangle Attack and were all tossed off the bridge. "AIYEEEEEEEEEE!"
End BGM
All four of them landed in the cell… and said hole in the wall was sealed off. And the destroyed fake Bowser was with them… complete with a Peach poster!
"Hey! Help! Get us out of here!" Green exclaimed.
"I don't do well in cells!" Red complained.
"That takes care of them." Mario said.
"Oh, guys, look!" Weiss pointed as they looked up to see something coming down. It was a card of one of the Star Spirits.
BGM: Star Spirits' Request (Paper Mario)
"Oh, well look at that!" Ruby smiled. "…Wait, I didn't realize they were trading cards!"
Weiss facepalmed. "You dolt. He's not a trading card! He's in a prison!"
"Ooooh… so wait, those Pokemon Cards that one Pokemon Trainer showed me at the Smash Mansion. Are they prisons too?"
"NO!" Weiss yelled as Mario touched the card as the card broke… and appearing in his physical form was Eldstar, complete with his big white mustache.
"Thank you for saving me. Now let's get out of here." He said as they nodded and walked out.
End BGM
Meanwhile…
BGM: Princess in Distress (Paper Mario)
"Oh… I hope they're alright." Peach said as she paced around her room while Twink was hanging around.
"I'm sure they're fine." Said Tiki who was reading one of Peach's books on the sofa while laying down on her back. "This is the Mario Bros and RWBY we're talking about."
"That's true…" Peach nodded. "Hmm, I need to get out of here!"
"How? I mean, there are Koopatrols around that are… well, patrolling the castle. Not to mention one is outside the door." Twink said.
"Hmm… oh!" Peach pounded her fist into the palm of her hand. "I remember my grandmother showing me a secret passageway in this very room!"
"Oh?" Tiki asked, looking up from her book.
"Yeah. I used to do it all the time when I was little." She said and walked over to the fireplace. "Let's see…"
"Hey Peach? Are these dresses all the same?" Twink asked, looking through her closet.
"No! They're not all the same. They're all different and have a different personality to it!"
Twink raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?" He said as he looked at the dresses, which all looked the same.
Peach walked over and showed them off. "See? This one screams sassy, this one is cute, this one makes me feel beautiful, this one makes me feel a bit moody…"
Twink and Tiki looked at each other and wondered if Peach lost her ever loving mind before shrugging it off.
"Oh, there I go being sidetracked!" Peach said and walked over before going back to the fireplace and finding the button. "Aha!" She grinned and pressed it, as the fireplace turned off and the entrance opened up. "Ta-da!"
"Okay, now you got me interested." Tiki said as they walked into the secret passageway before they came into a dead end and Peach pressed another button, before it moved on them and proceeded to go into another room.
"…Okay, now where are we?" Twink asked as they looked around before Peach found a book.
"Oh!" Peach looked at it. "It might be some diary!"
"Ooooh! Let me read it!" Twink said and then took a look while Tiki picked up some reading glasses that were next to the diary. "Dear diary: Today, my partners and I were quite angry when we discovered that the Star Spirits were ignoring our requests, so we raided the joint and got the Star Rod! Oh, we are SO stoked for this! Not to mention that we turned the Star Spirits all into cards! Bwahahaha!"
"…Is this Bowser's diary?" Tiki asked.
"Hold on, I gotta read more for anything embarrassing!" Peach said, totally interested and continued to read it. "Dear Diary: Today, we lifted Peach's castle into the sky with our castle and defeated Mario and his annoying pals thanks to our immunity from the Star Rod! They think they're so cool… well not anymore! What does Peach see in him anyway? Why can't she go with a burlier guy like me? Besides… I wish she could… RETURN MY FEELINGS BECAUSE HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME?!" Peach screamed, causing Twink's eye to twitch and Tiki to gag at the thought.
"I… did not need to hear that." Tiki said.
"Ugh… keep reading?" Twink asked.
"Ew ew ew! I am NOT touching this disgusting filth!" She said, tossing it to the side as Tiki took it while Peach was dusting her hands off… on the walls. "Oh… I'm gonna have to disinfect the walls and my gloves when we get out of here…"
"Dear diary: Today the Koopa Bros lost to Mario and RWBY… and I just found out Green 'Stache is with them now, and not to mention they have the Star Spirit with them! Ugh, this makes me so angry! You know, I hope Mario and friends don't go to Dry Dry Desert and into Dry Dry Ruins for the next Star Spirit! …Agh, who am I kidding? It's not like they'll find out. Bwahahaha!" Tiki read.
"Dry Dry Desert?" Peach asked. "Twink, you think you could go find them and tell them?"
"Can do!" Twink nodded… and right on cue, they heard a voice.
End BGM
"Be right back, Roman. I have to get something!" Bowser said and opened the door. "Ah, there's my diary… right next to… WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" He roared and quickly ran over, grabbing a hold of Peach's arm to prevent her from fighting back, much to her chagrin.
"Hey, don't touch me, cretin!" Peach growled. "Unhand me!" She ordered.
"HEY!" Bowser roared as two Koopatrols came in and saw what was happening.
"…Okay, we weren't sleeping on the job, we swear!"
"Yeah, not this time!"
"Then what are they doing out here?" Bowser asked. "…Wait, what do you mean 'this time'?!"
"Ack! Nothing! You heard nothing!" He said as they grabbed Peach and Tiki and forcefully took them back to Peach's room while Twink secretly followed them back into the room.
Bowser sighed and then grabbed the diary. "I just hope Peach didn't read anything too embarrassing…" He hoped.
Back with the others…
"That is all I will teach you if you need help in battle." Eldstar said. "For now, I will head off back to Star Hill." He said and took off.
"Alright, let's-a go!" Mario said as they nodded.
"Hey… are the Koopa Bros going to be okay?" Est wondered.
"Oh, don't worry… I have a few friends that'll take care of them." Bombette chuckled darkly.
Meanwhile…
"So, what was that about you being the superior Koopa?" Green asked.
"Does that even matter?! We need to find a way out!" Red told him.
"I think I'm the superior Koopa!" Yellow said.
"No, I am!" Black said.
"No, that's definitely me!" Green said.
"YOU IDIOTS! I'M THE OLDER BROTHER OUT OF ALL OF US! THAT MAKES ME SUPERIOR!" Red yelled.
"Oh, there you go again saying you're superior because you're older than us!" Black said.
"It's true!"
"See, this is why Blue ran away! He couldn't deal with your bullshit!"
"Watch your language, this is Rated E for everyone and I will NOT tolerate that!"
"Didn't stop Hades from Kid Icarus from saying 'Hell'! And this is also a T Rated story! Bad language is tolerable!"
"WHY YOU!"
The four of them continued to argue while the doors opened as they kept arguing… until a whistle caught their attention. "WHAT?!" All four of them yelled in irritation… before seeing several Bulky Bob-ombs and Bob-ulks surrounding the cell.
"Shall we let Karma loose?" One of them asked.
"Yes, we shall. For our Bob-omb friends! Light 'em up!"
"…Oh crud…"
Outside…
"So, I say that we-"
BOOM!
"What the?!" Luigi jumped as they turned to see a mushroom cloud of what remained of the fortress and the Koopa Bros were flying high into the sky.
"WE'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Red yelled as there was a star shining brightly in the sky.
All eyes turned to Bombette. "Pretty neat friends, huh?" She asked innocently.
"…I don't think that was Rated E… but I'm not even gonna bother." Weiss said as they walked away from the destroyed fortress.
Down go the Koopa Bros!
Also, I found out a few days ago that Namco Bandai is helping to make Metroid Prime 4. This oughta be interesting, no?