Chapter 8:

"Mary!" He cried with relief when he saw her.

"Barbrady don't!" Johnson cried when Barbrady ran to her.

"But, Mary?" He just wanted to rescue his wife. Why was Johnson stopping him?

"She's infected!" Johnson explained to his horror. Johnson was still restrained to his wife and she'd turned. "She turned! She's one of them!"

"Oh God!" His face paled when he saw her and her eyes glowed red. "Mary!"

"Help me!" Johnson cried in distress.

"Have you been bit?" Jimbo aimed his shotgun at Johnson's face just in case he was.

"I'm not infected I swear!" He cried desperately. "Don't point that at me!"

Jimbo rushed to help Johnson. McDaniels snapped at him every time he got too close. "Mary!" Jimbo freed Johnson and in doing so freed McDaniels as well. She lunged at him and sank her fangs into his neck. "JESUS CHRIST!"

"UNCLE JIMBO!" Toolshed screamed in horror as the now infected Mayor of South Park bit him.

"Mary?!" His eyes widened in fear and he backed away from her as she slowly walked towards him with a hungry look in her eyes. Barbrady struggled to hold her back.

"We have to destroy The Master!" Callgirl shrieked.

"Hurry up! Please!" Barbrady could barely hold his wife back as she snapped at him

"Look!" Kitty Litter arrived with an infected Professor Chaos in tow. "Food!"

"I'm officially creeped out now!" Super Craig panicked. He was usually the calmest one of the group.

"K-Kitty?!" Callgirl backed away from her. "Please? Please don't do this!"

Before anyone knew what was happening Kitty Litter noticed Johnson sneaking past his infected boss to help rescue Barbrady.

"Get it off! Get it off!" Johnson cried desperately after Kitty Litter lunged at him and sank her fangs into his neck. "Get it off!"

"Kitty stop!" Toolshed cried. He wished he didn't say anything because she eyed him with intense hunger. She kicked Johnson in the face and lunged at Toolshed. She knocked him to the ground and bit him.

"Jesus Christ!" Wonder Tweek panicked. He summoned his supreme lighting to shock Kitty Litter.

"Toolshed!" Before Callgirl could reach him Kitty attacked her and drained most of her blood before she focused on Captain Diabetes who tried unsuccessfully to run from her.

"Shadow!" Human Kite screamed at Dovahkiin when The Master appeared above them. "Use your Time Fart now!"

The Shadow farted and in doing so paused time. He shot The Master in the heart with an arrow. The Master wasn't affected by his attempts to kill her. She ripped the arrow out of her chest and threw The Shadow across the room.

"What the fuck?" Tupperware gasped in horror.

"Why won't she go down?!" The Shadow picked himself up and straightened out his costume. The remaining Freedom Pals regrouped to find a way to destroy her.

"Change it to day time!" Barbrady cried. "Hurry!"

"He's right!" Dr. Timothy told The Shadow telepathically. "It has to be day time for that thing to go down. Kitty Litter and everyone else will go back to normal when we destroy her."

"I can finally get rid of you." Randy smirked at Barbrady who already had trouble holding his wife back as she tried to sink her teeth into his neck.

The Shadow farted through time and grabbed a dagger from Kitty Litter after she passed out and plunged it deep into The Master's chest. The Master shrieked and turned to dust. Everyone else returned to their normal selves. McDaniels collapsed in Barbrady's arms.

"Mary?" Barbrady panicked as he tried to wake her.

"It's okay Barbrady." Human Kite assured him. "She's not infected any more. Everyone that turned is going to be okay now."

"W-what the hell?" Randy regained consciousness and had no clue what was going on.

"Arrest him!" He ordered angrily. Randy Marsh could go back to the mental institution where he belonged.

"What did I do? What did I do?" Randy clamoured with annoyance when Mitch and Murphy arrested him on Barbrady's orders. "I thought this was America!"

Officer McDaniels hit him with his taser gun. "Shut up asshole!"

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"W-what happened?" McDaniels asked when she regained consciousness.

No one wanted to tell her or Kitty Litter as they both demanded to know what happened.

"What?" Katherine Holloway (Kitty Litter) snapped at them when she noticed their paled faces. "What did I do?"

"What the hell is going on?" McDaniels demanded angrily.

"Y-you guys were vampires." Token Black mumbled meekly.

"You were quite vicious Kitty." Dr. Timothy said to Kat's horror.

"You bit me and one of the mayor's aides." Scott Malkinson explained.

"She didn't just bite me." Johnson interjected. "She latched on and wouldn't let go."

"I-I'm sorry." Katherine felt sick and her face turned pale. "I didn't bite anyone else did I?"

"You attacked almost everyone in the group and you flew away with Professor Chaos and made him a vampire." Officer McDaniels explained.

"Oh God!" She was mortified. The last thing she wanted to do was hurt her friends. She started panicking as guilt overwhelmed her. "I'm so sorry."

"Jesus Christ!" McDaniels panicked. She was resting in the next bed. "If she did all that then what did I do?!"

"You bit me when I was rescuing Johnson." Jimbo said to her horror.

"If the kids didn't kill The Master when they did you would've bitten me." Barbrady added.

"Oh God!" She leaned into him and panicked. "George, I'm so sorry."

"It's okay Mary." He assured her that everything was going to be okay.

"Jesus Christ!" She panicked. She was pregnant and wondered what effects if any being infected would have on her unborn twins. "Our babies!"

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"They're fine." The nurse announced as Chief Barbrady ordered an ultrasound to check on the welfare of his unborn twins.

"Thank merciful God!" She cried with relief. Even though she was for a brief moment a vampire it didn't have any adverse effects on her babies.

Everyone who had turned was given a clean bill of health along with those recently bitten, but hadn't had the chance to turn before The Master was destroyed.

"See honey." Craig told Tweek as they held hands. "Didn't I tell you we'd have this sorted and save the town before Christmas?"

"We did save the town and we can still have Christmas." Tweek smiled with relief.

"See Kitty." Stan assured Kat there was nothing more to worry about. "We stopped the apocalypse you were warning us about."

"I wouldn't count on it." She shook her head. "This isn't the global extinction event I was talking about. Something else is coming. Something much worse than a few blood suckers."

"W-what c-c-could be worse than a f-few b-blood suckers?" Jimmy asked nervously.

As Kat drifted off to sleep they were all left wondering what was coming next.