Back on the Bygone Express; Glomgold was being held down by Globox.
"Is there a reason why I'm being held down by an overweight frog who could be diabetic?" said Glomgold.
"Yep, this whole murder is going to be solved." said Sonic.
"We've got two theories about what happened now. The first one is simple and involves a lone killer who got on the train and stabbed Kirb many times before shooting him in the shoulders then killed three more people who witnessed the whole thing in the dark mysteriously." said Vector.
Glomgold chuckled.
"Okay, go with that theory." said Gomgold.
"Hold it, there's still the second theory dress boy." said Sonic.
Glomgold is mad.
"ITS A KILT YOU BLUE RAT WHO I HOPE CATFISH BOORAY KILLS AND EATS WITH HIS COUSIN JOHN BOORAY!" shouted Glomgold.
"It's a long way coming." said Sonic.
"Yeah it is. Me turning twenty years old was a long ways coming as well." said Ray.
Everyone turned to Rayman in shock.
"Wait, you've been twenty this whole time?" said Meek.
Ray nodded.
Outside Ray was thrown out the window and into the same whale that ate Phasma.
Inside the Whale Ray and Phasma were playing cards.
"Do you know how to play Go Fish?" Asked Ray.
The scene quickly changed back to inside the train and Ray was day dreaming about playing go fish with Phasma.
"Ray." said Lori.
Ray became confused.
"Huh, wha?" said Ray.
"What do you mean you've been twenty all this time?" said Lori.
"Story for another time." said Ray, "But we still need to hear Sonic's theory."
"My theory is this; Glomgold hired three people who knew of Kirb Thompson to do him away with the murder weapon while Glomgold shot the guy in the shoulder. Then when the deed was done, the duck did away with the killers using another knife to keep them from spilling the beans about him." said Sonic.
Glomgold laughed.
"As if, you may have found the knife, but where's the gun?" said Glomgold.
Sonic moved a hand very fast, revealing a glock pistol in his hand.
"Under your skirt." said Sonic.
"ITS A KILT YOU STUPID ASS HOLE BLUE RAT WHO SHOULD BE SHOT IN THR LEGS AND NEVER RUN OR WALK AGAIN AND IS SO STUPID HE CANT EVEN HOLD AN EGG WITHOUT DROPPING IT AND IS SO STUPID HE ISN'T REALLY RELATED TO SCROOGE MCDICK!" shouted Glomgold.
Marco slapped Glomgold across the face.
"Aw shut up." said Marco.
"So you figured me out, what now, tell the authority on Hedgehog Island about this whole thing?" said Glomgold.
"No." said Sonic.
Glomgold became confused.
"Huh?" said Glomgold.
"Justice is impossible at this point. As much as I'd hate to say this; Luna's right. Kirb deserved what was coming to him." said Sonic.
Luna is shocked.
"Say what now?" She asked.
Sonic nodded.
"Yeah, Kirb ripped off Glomgold, so Glomgold gave Kirb karma." said Sonic, "When we get to Hedgehog village, we'll let him off the hook for having any part in killing Kirb Thompson. We'll present the three killers theory, but minus Glomgold's involvment."
"This is just like in Murder on the Orient Express; Hercule says he'll give the Yugoslovian Police the lone killer theory to allow the victims to leave." said Lisa.
The scene quickly changed to a very mad Lisa at a train station.
"THIS IS NOTHING LIKE HOW THE STORY ENDED!" yelled Lisa.
Glomgold was being dragged away by the Beaver and Wolf Policemen.
"He needed to go down for the deaths of the killers." said Vector.
"That and it was getting very annoying having to hear Lisa constantly compare the adventure we just had to a mystery novel." said Sonic.
Lisa grumbled and threw water at Sonic.
"Well, I'd better get back to my home, there's no knowing what kind of mystery my new producer will have me solving next." Vector said before walking off.
The others became confused.
"Don't ask. I should see if my shack is still intact." Sonic said before running off.
"There's still one thing I don't get." said Jackie.
"What?" said Lincoln.
"Who were the guys that Glomgold got together to do Kirb in?" said Jackie.
The group turned to three closed black coffins that were next to a truck and approached them.
Marco opened one of the coffins up, revealing one of the victims who had blonde hair.
Meek who was still armored up but with his helmet on scanned the victim.
"This guy's got a criminal record. He stole a very valuable gem from a museum." said Meek.
"But where's the gem?" said Gwen.
Meek held his right hand up and some tongs came out of the armor before he stuck it in the victims jacket and searched around in it before a clinging sound was heard.
"Here we go." said Meek.
He pulled his hand out, revealing a very big rectangle shaped sapphire.
Lori became shocked as puppy dog eyes appeared.
"Ohhhhhhhh." Lori said before smiling.
She reached for the gem, but her hand was slapped by Meek.
"Hey." said Lori.
"You can view the merchandise, but you can't touch it." said Meek.
Marco opened up another coffin and saw another victim, but with black hair.
Meek scanned the victim.
"Arms dealer." said Meek.
Ray reached into the victim and pulled out a missile.
"Hmm, nice." said Ray.
He pushed a button on the missile and it started shaking, shocking everyone.
"Uh oh." said Ray.
He dropped the missile and it flew into the air which everyone noticed.
"There's something you don't see everyday." said Lisa.
"Yeah, but where's that missile heading?" said Lincoln.
On Planet Zeenu; Dorkus was walking to his home with a bag full of groceries.
"Hopefully nothing'll happen to my home this time." said Dorkus.
However the same missle came and destroyed his house.
The green skinned alien wearing a black hooded robe became mad.
"MY HOUSE!" yelled Dorkus.
Back on Earth.
"Oh well, it might not be that big a deal." said Lincoln.
Ray opened up the last coffin, revealing a victim with brown hair.
Meek scanned the victim.
"Financial crime." said Meek.
Everyone became confused.
"What kind of financial crime?" said Jackie.
"He embezzled 500,000 dollars in-"Meek said before turning to the readers, "Footlong meatball marinara's from Subway."
Globox screamed in shock.
"I don't really see how that's possible." said Lincoln.
"Me neither." said Ray.
Then a drone with the Subway logo appeared over Ray's head and dropped a footlong meatball marinara sandwich on herbs and cheese bread before flying off.
Ray opened one of the halves and inspected it to see swiss cheese, letuce, spinach, olives, and mayonaise on the sandwich as well.
"There we go." Ray said before he closed the sandwich and began to eat it.
Then T. W. Barker appeared and Meek saw the wolf.
"Want to buy a watch?" said Barker.
Meek became mad.
"NOOOOOOO, I'M HAPPY WITH WHAT I'VE GOT! THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!" yelled Meek.
Barker became shocked.
"WE WERE ENJOYING THE MOMENT UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP AND TRIED TO MAKE A SALE ON US!" yelled Meek.
Barker started crawling away in shock.
"NOW GET OUT HERE BEFORE I BREAK YOUR BONES! AND IF CATCH YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER PHONY SALE, I'LL MAKE SURE THE NEXT THING YOU SELL ARE PRISON JUMPSUITS YOU CREEP!" yelled Meek.
He then growled.
"WHAT IS WITH THESE CREEPS THESE DAYS!" shouted Meek. "GO GET SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM AND LEAVE US ALONE!"
Everyone became shocked.
"Where's a bathroom when you need one?" said Lincoln.
