MonStar! au

Season 1 Episode 16: Fortune Cookies

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This episode begins at the Diaz Household.

Star throws a punch at the camera, which cut toone-eyed barbarian, Grunt, and Beard barbarian falling over. Camera shifts to Star and Marcoside by side, dodging attacks and blasting spells.

River watches the battle from atop a nearby rock. "How are you losing?! You guys have, like, 200 pounds on her!" Camera shifts back to Star and Marco, blasting Beard barbarian in his pants as he cries.

"At least hit her with a rock or something!" River said to one-leg barbarian, he roars and throws a pebble at Star's head. She doesn't budge. River just frustrated groan.

"Woo-hoo!" After she bouncing off atwo-headed monster, Star jumps onto a cactus."Off the cactus, over the tree! Nothin' but net!" Star fires a Dagger Crystal Heart Attack. It ricochets off a cactus and into the back of the hooked barbarian neck.

"Told you I could do it." Marco smiles and almost gives Star a dollar bill. He turns around to see several Barbarians approaching in a line.

"Double or nothing! One kick, seven Barbarians !Star smiles and bows. "Hiii-yah!" Marco kicks Grunt in the chin, knocking him backwards into the other monsters, and they fall like dominoes. At the back of the line, One-eyed barbarian falls over onto River.

"Nooooo!"

"After a victory like this, there's only one thing to do: get Chinese food!" Marco said victorious.

"Ooh, Chinese food! I had no idea what that is." She walks off-screen with Marco. Camera pans over to River, still underneath one-eyed barbarian. River angry groans. River's frustrated cries carry over into the next scene at his castle.

Cut to the castle break room. River and one-leg barbarian stand next to a vending machine. River is screaming. "You guys are useless!" Camera pans across the break room. One-eyed barbarian hovers over the water cooler, with the one of triplets barbarian inside. The axe barbarian right head has forks in his eyes. The sword barbarian plays a guitar. the one of the other triplets barbarian has a baguette in his nose. Tall barbarian accidentally knocks over the coffeemaker. The hammer barbarian sits on top of the refrigerator.

Cut back to River and one-leg barbarian. He tries inserting a dollar into the vending machine, but it keeps rejecting the dollar. "You're always screwing up my brilliant plans! I need someone who can wrangle you imbeciles." He slaps one-leg barbarian hand. "Oh, go get change!" One-eyed barbarian gets water from the water cooler as the one of the triplets barbarian floats inside.

River just walks out from there with anger to his office. He slam the door and sat on his throne while put his hand on the table. He takes at Moon and River photo when they was a teenager that placed on his table. This picture always calms him down after many days of he has to deal with defeatness of his army because Star Butterfly and her karate friend, Marco. Camera pans away from the office and looked at the Butterfly's castle "Oh, Moon."

Scene transitions to Chinese restaurant, where Star and Marco have lunch. Star is holding chopsticks.

"Delicious! And it's so fun eating with these tiny wands!" She iimitates laser.

Mrs. Liaoputs a plate of fortune cookies on Star and Marco's table. "Oh, and there's cookies too!"

Star quickly eats a cookie and spits out the paper. "Bleh. I don't like the filling."

"These are fortune cookies. They can magically predict the future."

"What?! No way!" Marco eats the cookie. "A friend will greet you with a smile."

"Aww, how sweet." Star smiles and Marco gasps in amaze. "See? The cookies know all."

"No, it can't be." She breaks the cookie. "Think positive and good luck will come your way." Mrs. Liao passes the table with a box of fortune cookies. Star jumps out of her seat and goes up to her.Star yelping excitedly. "More cookies!"

"They're stale." Ms. Liao answer.

"Gimme!"

Mrs. Liao gives Star the cookies. "You're a weird girl."

"Wow, Star. Good luck did come your way."

"It did, it did! These are incredible!"

Star holds the cookies up to her face with a frozen smile. "...Star?"

Cut to the Johanssen's castle, River and his army are in a discussion in the meeting room. More precisely they in a argument. For many and many wasted hours, they yell at each others. Tried to find a way out to get the wand for their king, River. But many hours spended, there is none of idea got out.

River finally stands up from his throne. "Wait, hear me, gentlemens. I got a announcement to make!"

"What is it, my king?"

"I got a brilliant idea that will amazed you all."

"What is the idea?"

"I tell you later. Now, prepare for a fight."

"A fight?"

"Yes, a fight. We will go to Earth again to make sure about SOMETHING."

Grunt appears through a dimensional portal and salutes. "River, master. The girl things the messages in her cookies are fortunes. She does whatever they say. Maybe we could do something on that to perfect our plan."

"It's a great idea, Grunt! We will executed it at the dawn. Some of the army, prepare those fortune cookies and the rest follow me to Mewni. I need to do something. for you, Grunt, you will deliver those directly at the Princess and leaded the fight between you and the Princess. It's that clear?"

"Yes, master!"

"Now, go!"

What do you think? It's good?