A/N The rating had to go up because of implications in this chapter. But it never says anything directly. Onwards to chaos!

It was early morning and Zelda was wide awake. She got up and, only wearing her nightgown, walked out of the room. Closing the door and turning around, she saw Link slumped against the wall. His Tablet was in his hand and off. Zelda bent down to wake him but had a better idea. She turned around and walked back into her room, forgetting her reason for coming out of her room in the first place.

6:45

Zelda requests a private chat.

Link jolted awake. Aw crap. I fell asleep again. Then he checked his Tablet, for that's what woke him up.

6:46

Blue Clad Hero accepted the chat request

Blue Clad Hero: what do u want

Zelda: To wake you up. I told you get a guard.

Blue Clad Hero: and i told u i didnt trust them

Zelda: Yeah, okay.

7:32

Zelda: Are you still outside my room?

Blue Clad Hero: yeah y

Zelda: Can you call my maid?

Blue Clad Hero: im ur protector not ur servant

Blue Clad Hero: come out here urself then

Zelda: Fine. But can you at least change your name back to something sensible.

Blue Clad Hero: this is sensible this describes me perfectly

Zelda: If you change yours, I'll change mine

Blue Clad Hero: fine

Blue Clad Hero's name was changed to Lunk

Lunk: better?

Zelda: No

Lunk: grrr

Lunk's name was changed Link H.

Link H.: this better b good enough 4 u

Zelda: It is

Zelda's name was changed to Zellie

Zellie: I wonder what the others will say.

Link H.: who cares

•••[Champion's Chat]•••

8:43

Urbosa: Good Morning!

Link H.: hoi

Zellie: Hello

Urbosa: Well your names changed

Link H.: Zelda asked me to change

Zellie: On the condition that I would change mine too

Urbosa: Well, they're both better than before.

Zellie: You think so?

Urbosa: Yes. But you must have created a private chat to do this.

Zellie: Yes. So what?

Link H.: urbosa plz stop its not what u think

Urbosa: Whatever you say Mr. Hero

Urbosa: I'm telling the others

Link H.: dont u dare!

Zellie: You do know that they can see this, right?

Link H.: shit

Princess Mipha: profanity Link

Link H.: Well hello princess

Zellie: Why are you being nice to her and not me.

Princess Mipha: He likes me better.

Link H.: no i like u both equally mipha is easier to get along with

Zellie: What?

Link H.: u flat out hated be before mipha has always been nice to me

Zellie: Yeah. BEFORE. I'm over that.

Link H.: but now u treat me like a servant

Zellie: That was an accident! I was half asleep!

Daruk: Sup guys. What'd I miss

Urbosa: Read and find out.

Daruk: ok

Princess Mipha: LinkZelda, what was going on this morning?

Urbosa: I think I know…

Link H.: wtf urbosa no!!!!

Zellie:What?

Link H.: nm

Daruk: oh. I'll just watch this fold out. This is fun.

Zellie: I found Link asleep outside my door. I woke him up and asked him to get my maid. Then he said I was treating him like a servant

Urbosa: Then what?

Link H.: plz stop….

Zellie: Nothing. You woke up, Urbosa.

Link H.: u woke me up at 6:45!!

Urbosa: You're just feeding the fire, Link.

Link H. left the chat

Zellie added Link H. to the chat

Zellie: Oh no you don't. We're going to have a chat mister

Urbosa: Tell me how this "chat" goes, ok?

•••[ZellieLink H. Private Chat]•••

Zellie: What is she talking about?

Link H.: ill tell u irl

•••[Champion's Chat]•••

8:24

Zellie: Urbosa, you need to stop

Urbosa: How'd your "chat" go

Zellie: Link explained. Please stop

Princess Mipha: Sorry I left. I had to feed my little brother Sidon

Princess Mipha: *picture*

Zellie: Aww, he cute

Princess Mipha: And strong. Anyways, I reread the chat. What's Urbosa talking about

Link H.: id rather u not know

Princess Mipha: Why? My feelings are hurt.

Link H.: its hard to explain

Urbosa: No it's not.

Zellie: Urbosa…

Princess Mipha: Why does everyone but me know?!

Daruk: I don't know. I'm not questioning. It's probably a human thing

Revali: Hi guys

Princess Mipha: Do you know?

Revali: Know what?

Link H.: just read

Zellie: Now that we're all here, has anyone made any advancement on their Beast?

Princess Mipha: I got mine to spout water the other day.

Revali: Mine flies pretty well. And the answer to your question is no, I do not know.

Princess Mipha: I'll never know….

Link H.: as it should be

Princess Mipha: You're so mean.

Link H.: :p

Link H.: :)

A/N Sorry if the formatting is a bit off. FanFiction is acting weird.