A/N Guest who reviewed and anyone else confused: The T rating is for what Link, Urbosa, and Zelda were talking about. Younger kids may not know and it should probably stay that way. I'll never mention anything explicit because I want to keep the rating T and not M. Hope that clears it up a little. If not, I'm basically Link here, I'll keep making references but not saying or explaining anything.
12:23
Zellie requests a private chat
Urbosa accepted the chat request
Urbosa: What's up
Zellie: I can't create a chat with my favorite Champion for no reason
Urbosa: But that's not like you
Zellie: You know me too well
Urbosa: So what's up
Zellie: I'm worried about Link
Urbosa: Why
Zellie: I think he's taking his job a little too seriously. It's affecting him. This morning he was sleeping outside my door. This wasn't the first time either. This is almost the tenth time!
Urbosa: Are you sure he's not sleeping outside your room for some other reason
Zellie: Urbosa!
Urbosa: But in all seriousness, you literally could order him to not stand guard every night. It's obviously causing problems for him.
Zellie: I tried! But the next night he was doing it again. His excuse was that we were both Champions or something and because of that, we were equals.
Urbosa: He does have a point…
Zellie: I came here looking for advice, not someone else to side with Link.
Urbosa: You could just let him into your room.
Zellie: NO!!!!!!
Zellie: Are you crazy?!?!?!
Urbosa: Just putting it out there.
Zellie: You're no help.
Urbosa: But you still love me
Zellie: Yeah…
•••[Zellie Link H. Private Chat]•••
1:52
Zellie: We need to talk
Link H.: k
Link H.: did you tell urbosa cause she'll just make more inappropriate jokes
Zellie: No
Link H.: good
Zellie: We need to talk about your sleeping arrangement. You can't stand guard outside my room all night, you're not getting enough sleep.
Link H.: but i dont trust the guards
Zellie: Find or recruit one you do. You need more sleep than you're getting.
Link H.: is there any other option
Zellie: Umm...
Link H.: spit it out
Zellie: Urbosa suggested that you sleep in my room.
Link H.: so you did talk to urbosa!!
Zellie: Only because I had to! Out of all the champions, Urbosa is the one I trust the most.
Link H.: what about me im a champion too
Zellie: You're the one I care the most about.
Link H.: thanks ditto
Link H.: it would be better if i could sleep in your room i could sleep without worrying about you
Zellie: Oh. You're standing guard because you don't trust the others because you don't know what they'll do to me.
Link H.: yeah and anything they do will be my fault bc i taught them
Zellie: I'll talk with my father and Impa.
Zellie: Here comes Impa now. Talk to you later, Link!
Link H.: bye
8:19
Princess Mipha requests a private chat
8:36
Link H. accepted the chat request
Link H.: hoi
Princess Mipha: hey
Princess Mipha: Hate to ask, but can you explain what Urbosa was talking about this morning? I still have no clue.
Link H.: id rather not its a bit of an odd and hard-to-talk-about topic
Link H.: ill say this tho: most of the human population doesnt know until they're mature, if that gives any hints
Princess Mipha: I still don't understand…
Link H.: i dont want to be the one who explains
Link H.: sorry
Princess Mipha: I understand. It seems like it's really hard for you to talk about it.
Princess Mipha: One another note, do you want to switch our names around like you did this morning?
Link H.: yeah!
Princess Mipha: think of a new name, one word, ok
Link H.: i got mine ready
Princess Mipha: Same
Princess Mipha: 1, 2, Switch!
Link H.'s name was changed to Wolfie
Princess Mipha's name was changed to Shark
Shark: We both changed our names to animals!
Wolfie: cool!!
Wolfie: gtg bye
•••[Champion's Chat]•••
11:43 (PM)
Urbosa: We should have a party for Zelda. Her b-day is coming up.
Wolfie: yeah!
Urbosa: Anyone else awake?
Wolfie: No
Wolfie: But they'll be able to see this
Urbosa: Private?
Wolfie: yeah
11:45
Urbosa requests a private chat
Wolfie accepted the chat request
Urbosa: So I was thinking that we could go on a picnic on her birthday
Wolfie: sounds good where
Urbosa: I was thinking the Great Plateau
Wolfie: how would we get up there
Urbosa: We could get the Rito to fly us up
Wolfie: k
Wolfie: what food drinks
Urbosa: We can bring cheesecake for Zellie and cupcakes for us
Wolfie: but we need actual food too
Urbosa: We'll get the kitchens to pack us surprise meals
Wolfie: meals plural
Urbosa: Yeah. We're going all-day
Wolfie: fine w/me
Urbosa: For drinks, I'm bring Volefruit Wine and we can get the kitchens to pack LonLon Milk and water
Wolfie: ive heard from rito who have flown over the plateau that there's a lake there
Wolfie: also a big field and forest theres a mountain too
Urbosa: So basically we go exploring all day
Wolfie: we do whatever zelda wants
Urbosa: We're going to play party games like Would You Rather, Truth or Dare and Two Truths And a Lie. No arguments
Wolfie: as long as they dont get out of hand
Urbosa: I'll try. I can't promise
Wolfie: thats the best ill get
Urbosa: Well, goodnight. It's 12:13
Urbosa: Wait. Where are you right now.
Wolfie: outside zeldas room
Urbosa: k. Did she talk to you
Wolfie: yeah shes asking king tomorrow if i can stand guard in her room
Urbosa: She seemed very against that when I brought that suggestion up
Wolfie: idk maybe she changed her mind
Urbosa: perhaps. Goodnight for good now
Wolfie: night
A/N This is much more popular than I thought it would be and I want to thank everyone reading for inspiring me to update as often as I am.
The formatting is being weird again. Sorry