A/N Thank you all who have fav/followed and everyone who reads. I probably should have done this earlier, but I credit miraculous.jedibug for inspiring me to write this and completely recommend checking out Hyrulian Group Chat. And to answer the guest's question, yes there are fake chat pics of something similar on the internet. They may or may not be referenced in this FanFic, I haven't decided yet. Also, this actually has paragraphs in it, so please let me know how good they are. I'm not too good at doing into detail, but I hope what I have is good enough.
6:45
Zellie: What are you are Urbosa's plans for my birthday?
Wolfie:??
Zellie: I saw the chat last night
Wolfie: i have a question 4 u
Wolfie: y do u get up so early
Zellie: Habit. Now answer me.
Urbosa: He can't. We swore not to. Even the other Champions don't know. We're not going to tell them until the day before.
Wolfie: u didnt say that last night
Urbosa: shhh
Zellie: :)
Zellie: So neither of you will tell
Urbosa: Nope! ;)
Wolfie: hey urbosa y r u wake
Urbosa: Trouble with the Yiga again. It's all dealt with tho
Zellie: Link, remember the time you saved me from the Yiga?
Wolfie: yea y
Zellie: That's when I began to trust you
Wolfie: thats when i realised that you really need protection
Zellie: Whatever. I'm sorry I brought that topic up.
Wolfie: I love you too princess
Wolfie: :p
Zellie: Please stop…
Shark:...
Wolfie: its ok mipha its not like that
Wolfie: urbosa private now
•••[Wolfie and Urbosa Private Chat]•••
7:24
Urbosa: what's up
Wolfie: help
Wolfie: i have two girls who like me and i dont know what to do
Urbosa: Who do you like better? Don't worry, I won't tell
Wolfie: …
Urbosa: I swear. If not, you can dare me anything at Zelda's party.
Wolfie: …
Wolfie: ok
Wolfie: i li
•••[Real World]•••
7:32
"Who?" Zelda asked over Link's shoulder.
"Ahh!" Link jumped up and put his sword at his attacker's throat. He stared blankly until he realized it was just Zelda. She had a scared look on her face and was cowering behind her door.
"Please don't scare me again, princess. I almost killed you." Zelda just looked at Link, still scared at how close she had come to death. "I was just curious…" Zelda whispered in a small voice. Link moved closer and Zelda let him invelop her into a hug. "I'm sorry."
"Let's get you back to your room. I'll go get you breakfast. I'll be back soon." Link tucked Zelda back into her bed and set out to the kitchens.
•••[Wolfie and Urbosa Private Chat]•••
7:37
Urbosa: I gave you 5 min. What happened?
Wolfie: i may or may not have tried to kill zelda
Urbosa: what
Wolfie: she was reading over my shoulder she said something and i put my sword at her throat
Urbosa: Where are you now
Wolfie: in the kitchens getting her breakfast
Wolfie: do u still want 2 know who i like
Urbosa: No. I think I know.
Wolfie: good dont tell anyone
Urbosa: kay
•••[Real Life]•••
7:45
"Here's your food sir." The cook handed Link two plates full of steaming ham and scrambled eggs with toast.
"Thanks." Link took the plates and slowly made his way back to Zelda's rooms. Trailing behind him was maid with two mugs of hot chocolate. When they got to Zelda's door, Link transferred the plates into one hand and griped the handles of mugs in the other.
"I'm coming in," Link called into Zelda's room. He pushed the door open to see Zelda sitting upright on her bed, legs folded under the covers, reading. She looked up as Link kicked the door closed behind him. "Thank you," she said, patting the space at her feet, a wide space because her large bed. Link handed her a plate and mug and settled down on the bed.
"I'm sorry. It was my fault. I should have known it was you."
"No. It's fine. I should have been more careful. I know you're always alert when you're on guard." Zelda picked at her food before abandoning it and cradling the mug of hot chocolate.
"About the guard…" Link trailed off, looking at Zelda expectantly.
"Hmm. Oh. Yeah. Father said it was alright."
"Really?" Link was shocked. He had thought it would be much harder.
"Yeah. Impa was pretty persuasive."
There was a short pause while Link finished off his food and set his plate on the floor. Silence hung in the air but it wasn't uncomfortable.
"So, Link. Who do you like? Me or Mipha?" Link jerked back, almost spilling his chocolate. When he regained his bearings, he replied, "You'll find out soon enough."
"Really? You almost kill me and you can't even tell me one word as payment?" Zelda pouted at Link, making the most adorable face Link had ever seen, made even cuter by the fact the Zelda was still pretty sleepy.
It took a minute for Link to reply because he was captivated by Zelda's cuteness. "You'll find out soon enough. I have big plans…" Link trailed off as he thought of Zelda's upcoming birthday. It was currently February 27, and Zelda's birthday was on March 3rd. Link snapped out of his daze as he realized that he had yet to get a gift. He was going to get two, one to give in front of the others. The second he was going to give in private.
"You're not going to tell me what these plans are?"
"I can't. It's a surprise."
"Whatever"
•••[Wolfie and Urbosa Private Chat]•••
3:56
Wolfie: urbosa you have to do me a favor
Urbosa: Kay. What?
Wolfie: at zeldas party, i need u 2 dare me 2 take zelda somewhere and you guys find us I have a plan
Urbosa: Of course you do
Wolfie: will u do it
Urbosa: sure. But you owe me
Wolfie: expected as much gtg zeldas meeting is over
Urbosa: bye good luck
Wolfie: thanks