Side Note: (for those who are unaware)
*(a) smack - a group of jellyfish. Similar examples: a school of fish, a murder of crows, a flock of sheep, etc.
Morty sat at his computer and contemplated what had happened in the bathroom from the other night, biting his lower lip as he'd allowed his mind to wander. A chill crawled up his spine as he'd imagined Rick's dick hovering over his body, releasing his hot, steamy liquids onto the younger male. Even the thought of it was enough to get the little pecker knocking at the door of his pants, causing him to blush madly and shake his head, trying in vain to clear the thoughts. Moving his hand, his mouse flew over to the Skycord icon and he'd opened up the program, logging in and immediately clicking to "No Kinkshaming." Perhaps talking about it would help him to clear his mind...
GENERAL KINKS CHANNEL
SpaceKid14 - hey guys, you won't believe this, but i think i got a new kink….
Spankmedadee - :popcorn: Continue please!
SpaceKid14 - ooooohhh did I just hear "new kink",share with uzz!
SpaceKid14 - So….um.
SpaceKid14 - my grandpa barged in on me in the bathroom after i took a shower
Lolifanboi - He then took his dick out, right!? :eyes::eyes:eyes: *hoping*
SpaceKid14 - Well...yes, but not like you're thinking. :b nothing like that happened perv! *blush*
Spankmedadee - Wait, he really went in there with you already there?
SpaceKid14 - i don't really have privacy in this house…. -_-; but that's a whole different thing….anywayyyyy
JennalovesBDSM - I know a thing or two about no privacy, I feel ya..sry this isn't about me, go on~
SpaceKid14 - like Lolifanboi said, he took his dick out and started pissing right in front of me, into the toilet obv…. _ ;
SpaceKid14 - I mean I'm not complaining, 'cause I got to see his dick and all…
SpaceKid14 - uhhhkjdlfaj...why am I saying this…
SpaceKid14 - I should stop...
JennalovesBDSM - It's okay! No one here's gonna give you a hard time!
Stephen - Yeah spacekid14 no one will judge you here, you're awesome :]
Lolifanboi - Mhm, what they said^ we're happy to have ya, go on don't be shy!
Morty was about to reply with everyone so excited about his newfound joy, but he'd gotten a notification on the art channel that Lily was a part of. He'd clicked over there without any hesitation and saw what was going on. His face flushed as his vision was filled with the sight of a young, blond boy had his neck craned, the look on his face matching a look of pure pleasure and corrupting innocence. He wasn't wearing anything either - his nipples drawn to excruciating detail of how they appeared to be absolutely hard - though it seemed as if Lily only drew him above the waist. Not that it was a problem. The young face reminded Morty of himself as he'd imagined being in that same position. He'd gulped a bit and was starting to feel quite warm. Emotions like that only seemed to pile higher as he'd absorbed the rest of the image into his mind.
Against his neck was a much older, gentlemanly-looking man. He was clothed, sporting a dress shirt alongside a vest and tie to pull everything together. His tongue was pushed out against the smooth flesh of the boy and he appeared to be wearing a pair of glasses - a glare hiding his eyes and seeming to hide whatever emotions he was feeling as well. His face held a calm demeanor - a stark contrast to the flustered look that the blond held. The man held the object of his affections in his arms while the blond had his arms raised above and behind his head, wrapped around the old man's neck - either for support or to keep the older male held in place. In either case, it was clear that the boy wanted more, and if LilyShouta intended that, then she'd certainly done a fantastic job.
NSFW ART CHANNEL
LilyShouta - I drew a thing!
LilyShouta - sorry it's on lined paper, did this during my statistics class Q_Q
LilyShouta - I sit in the back so, i'm sure no one saw lmao, I'm sly AF!
SpaceKid14 - O/O
LilyShouta - I knew YOU'D like it! ;)
SpaceKid14 - wow, that's so hot! ./.;
YASQU33N - Lily at it again! Going to save that to my sin folder!
SpaceKid14 - think I might just have to do the same hehe…
Sinningsince2006 - Ah yes, to the spank bank! :)
LilyShouta - Lmao, for your fapping needs my good friends. ;3
As Morty was looking at the picture and fantasizing, his door had been busted open and in came a slightly inebriated Rick, burping and slurring as he'd placed his hands on Morty's shoulders, shaking him a bit as he'd turned the boy around in his chair to face him, groaning. This wasn't the most drunk that Morty had seen Rick, but it was still unsettling. Shifting a bit in his chair, Morty lifted a hand up to try and move Rick's hand off of his shoulder, but it wasn't really budging. Seems as if Rick had a bit of a grip.
"L - Listen Mo - urp - ty, we're - we're going on an adventure. I'm gonna - We - Let's go cure some space AIDs. I - I have a new - a new formula I - brrrrp - need to get some jelly for."
"J - Jelly? What the hell, R - Rick? Just - Just go to the store!"
"Do I look like I'm an idiot, Morty?! I meant I need jelly fr - from the jellyfish on Xendorian-69! L - Let's go!"
"O - Okay, but - but I have a condition!"
Rick was a bit stunned for a moment, raising the left side of his monobrow. This was the first time in awhile Morty had made any requests. Normally he'd just go along with them, since they were always really miniscule and didn't matter in the long run. He'd released his hands from Morty's shoulders and shrugged, pulling his flask out from his coat pocket and taking a quick swig before looking at Morty with a bored look, groaning a bit.
"Wh - what? What the fu - uuuuh - ck? What con - condition?"
"I - I have people I… uh… Well, I've got - got friends! I wanna stay in con - contact with them! Make my phone have Wi-Fi any - anywhere we go!"
Hearing that, Rick already knew what this was going to be about. He'd sighed and grumbled a bit, tired of how attached Morty was to his phone now. Ever since he'd found out about Skycord and Morty's little "No Kinkshaming" server, he'd continued lurking on it, watching Morty's posts all while taking care of his own business. After all, he was his own person and had his own interests to pursue. He had space AIDs to cure. As such, he didn't have time to always be watching Morty. If all it took to please him was getting him his precious Wi-Fi, then so be it. Rick held his hand out to Morty and scoffed.
"Fine, just - just give me your phone."
Morty handed him the phone without hesitation and Rick motioned for the young boy to follow him, heading downstairs and into the garage. The older male pulled out a box and reached into it, pulling out a simple looking dongle-like attachment. He'd plugged it into the bottom of Morty's phone and nothing appeared to happen at all. Morty lifted an eyebrow with scepticism, not quite sure whether whatever Rick did worked. Without stopping, though, Rick opened up a portal and pulled Morty through, the boy struggling briefly.
"What the hell - what is this?!"
"Inter - Interdimensional Dongle, Morty. Gets you connected to any - any hotspot in the universe at any speed. Good enough for you? Jesus, kids these days… Ungrateful..."
Looking at the phone more closely now, Morty was pleased to notice that he was getting full bars of connection. He'd had no idea how this worked nor did he honestly care. Now he was getting internet - better than even his connection than when he was at home. A thought came to Morty's mind as he'd started fiddling with the connection and finding that it was faster than he'd ever experienced it before. He opened up a streaming app called WatchThis! and he'd sent a link out to his group on Skycord. Talking into the phone and holding it out to the new world in front of him, he'd smiled when he'd noticed the watcher count go up.
"T - Take a look, guys! I'm on an ad - adventure with my grandpa! This is - this is what I mean by - by 'adventure!' Not like what everyone normally th - thinks... pervs ! Ch - Check this out!"
Morty also just now seeing it since he'd lifted his eyes from his phone. Rick was a couple of yards ahead of Morty, looking back at him and glaring. He'd shrugged with a bit of agitation and turned back around, going where he needed to go while Morty was busy showing his watchers the strange new world that Rick had taken him.
All around the both of them, there was a bright world, and the water was clear - if not a slight tint of green. What appeared to be grass under their feet was a foreign shade of yellow, something that Morty couldn't exactly describe but was grateful that people could see. The vegetation around them was a distinct blue, looking rather bulbous and waxy while, what Morty could only imagine were irises - nothing like what people would see on Earth. On top of all of that, Morty looked into the sky and pointed the camera up as well. A flock of six-winged green birds were making their way across a red sky, seeming to not care or be disturbed for the two humans' presences. There was a waterfall in the distance and it seemed they were making their way towards it. Every so often, Morty looked over at the chat, smirking at everyone's reaction to his stream.
Lenny28 - Wow, that's amazing!
Stephen - Omg, yes it really is! Is this real…?
JennalovesBDSM - Super coooool! :D
NotSoRegularNeil - Kid, has such a cute voice, aww, love those little stutters 3
Mrs. Yaoi - He sounds pretty young, I'm into that *cough*
Doritoinaburrito - Damn that shit looks crazzzyyy! O_O;
LesBean - :copcar: :sirens: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: Gonna see Mrs. Yaoi in da news!
Mrs. Yaoi - Lmao don't even go there, my voice is high too and I'm 29 hmph!
Stephen - Same, but for me it's with looks, people think I'm super young.
Stephen - Y'all bringing up my triggers! :angryface:
LesBean - MY B! :b
Meanwhile, up ahead of Morty was Rick with a knife in one hand and a container in the other. Morty's whining and phone shenanigans pulled away his buzz and he had to get work done now. He'd remembered absentmindedly yelling at Morty to keep up and - for the love of Rick's fucking sanity - don't let the jellyfish touch his skin. Normally, he'd enjoyed having Morty around just so that he could have someone to banter with during their adventures. This time, though, Morty was clearly distracted. Quite frankly, so was he. Hunting for a jellyfish, he'd found himself get lost in his thoughts again, eyes combing the area while his mind wandered.
God, this whole Skycord thing. Whatever the fuck. He's my god damn grandson. He can fantasize all he fucking wants, but I guess I'll have to be the responsible one for once.
Why does it matter? I mean, I can't say that I haven't thought about it. That slender body… Gotta admit he's got a pretty tight ass… I was eyeing him pretty hard in the shower while he was staring at my dick…
Of course it fucking matters! I'm not some sick freak!
Is being attracted to someone really so sick? It's just natural.
He's family, my grandson. He shares my genetics. Of course it's unnatural.
When have I ever let anything like that stop me?
Never.
Y o u 'r e r i g h t, f u c k i t .
Before Rick had even realized it, he'd already caught one of the jellyfish and had sliced off a tentacle to gather the jelly he needed, holding it down and petting it delicately so that it didn't alarm the rest of its smack*. The container was about full when Rick heard a scream and he'd quickly turned around and had seen that a few other members of the smack* were starting to crowd around Morty. His eyes thinned as he'd closed the container and stored it away, pushing the jellyfish off and he'd sighed, bringing a hand up to his face so that he could lightly massage the bridge of his nose.
"Morty, god damn it what did I fucking tell you?"
All Morty could really do was whine and back up, mixing in a scream here and there while the chat was seeing everything he was pointing his phone at and - appropriately - going nuts.
Stephen - Should… should we call the police?
Mrs. Yaoi - Poor baby needs help! Ugh oh! ._.;
LesBean - MORTYYY? U OK?
Sinningsince2006 - WHAT WILL THEY DO?
Sinningsince2006 - THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON EARTH RIGHT NOW o-o
Lenny28 - That does sound like a jurisdictional problem…
One of the jellyfish latched onto Morty's arm and started oozing a strange substance onto his skin, making Morty feel sick as he'd struggled to get away. Another jellyfish had gotten behind him and slid a tentacle under his shirt, wrapping it around his body and getting that same strange substance over his abdomen and chest. Morty began to shiver in fear, the tentacles grabbing onto his other free arm as well, the phone camera facing one of the jellyfish directly. Since they lacked vocal cords, but their presence was certainly threatening enough that Rick was barrelling over as quickly as he could towards his grandson.
Doritoinaburrito - Man, this looks insanely real… this is just a video, right? It's not live, is it?
Stephen - Okay okay, I know this sounds fucked up, but I'm kinda into this kinda tentacle thing...
NotSoRegularNeil - I can't wrap my head around this but I hope he's okay.
Slicing through several jellyfish, Rick pulled out his laser gun and fired off into the jellyfish that had grabbed onto Morty. He'd acted quickly and pushed off any remaining jellyfish before opening a portal below them and putting them safely back into the garage, closing up the green opening before any more stupid mistakes could happen. Morty fell to the floor and dropped his phone, the camera facing the ceiling above as the chat began to complain about not being able to see anything. Suddenly, a yellow shirt was thrown over the device and all that could be noticed on stream was audio.
Sinningsince2006 - I can't see anythinggggg nooooooo!
Sinningsince2006 - You guys see that shirt?
JennalovesBDSM - Yup, sure did!
Sinningsince2006 - So...I may just have sin goggles on but ugh...what's happening here…?
Lenny28 - Was that just a shirt just now? o_O
Stephen - Sin, I'm thinking the same as you lol.
"Fucking Morty, now I've - I've gotta - I've gotta fucking piss on you."
"Wh - What?! Rick that's - that's false information! You're not sup - supposed to pee on jellyfish stings!"
"These are Xendorian jellyfish, idiot! They're not - not Earth jellyfish! The jelly can only be removed by urea! You're just lucky that pee has - has just enough to get it off! Now fucking just - just sit still!"
Sinningsince2006 - DID I JUST FUCKING HEAR THAT?! LEMME SEEEEEEEEEE
JennalovesBDSM - Woahhhhh! OGAWD MY FUCKING KINK AHHHHH!
Lenny28 - I feel bad for anyone who's not online right now!
Mrs. Yaoi - Yes, anyone who's not apart of this is missing out BIG TIME!
Doritoinaburrito - I haven't been on in a few days and am so glad I logged in today! Damn!
There was no visual for the despairing stream, but they could very clearly hear the sound of a zipper being pulled before there was another, much more distinct sound of liquids splashing against something else. Unfortunately for them, they were unable to see what it looked like as Rick pointed his dick over all of the body parts that Morty were covered in Xendorian jelly, washing those away. They also missed the look on Morty's face as he closed his eyes and allowed Rick to piss on him, not wanting to know what happened next if the stuff stayed on his body. The chat was abuzz with excitement and rage all at the same time, very much wanting to know what was going on. Someone in that chat also mentioned that they'd faintly heard a soft moan coming from Morty's throat. It seemed that everyone watching was up in arms at their lack of a show.
Morty, who was being showered in Rick's piss was becoming overwhelmed with the sensation of hot, fresh piss being washed over his body. It was nothing like he'd ever felt before, and a hot shower did nothing to compare to this feeling.
Ah jeez, this is so hot . I don't want it this to stop.
He'd practically lost himself as his fantasy was playing out in real life and he was on the verge of fainting from overexcitement and overstimulation. Without being able to hold back his excitement, Morty had started to grow erect through the process of Rick pissing on him. He'd simply laid there, though, enjoying the golden shower more than he'd ever expected he would.
Rick looked down at Morty, who was simply laying on the floor now and was breathing heavy, deep breaths, clearly overwhelmed by the fear of having been touched by the jellyfish.
Did I take him on this adventure 'cause I knew he'd be a fucking idiot and get caught like this? Was this just an excuse to piss on my grandson and watch him squirm like a lil' bitch?
Yeah, probably.
Rick allowed his eyes to trail lower on Morty's body, noticing that the boy had gotten hard while all of that was happening. His eyes pulled away from the boy's tiny tent and he'd grabbed the nearest towel, tossing it on top of Morty and heading towards the exit of the garage.
"Get - get yourself cleaned up… I have work to do."
Proceeding to his room, Rick sat at his computer and had logged into his Skycord account. He'd taken a few deep breaths himself to try and curb his overexcitement. Looking at the introductions page again, he'd groaned and rubbed his temples, afterwards bringing his hands down to his keyboard and his fingers began moving, typing out his thoughts.
"I guess it's time to take care of this…"
NOTES:
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