His Wife and the Pervert.
Golden Globes
He loved his movies. He was pleasently surprised to find out that his former mentee's wife enjoyed them as well. "Roshi, I had no idea you were such a movie buff! What do you think will when a globe this year?" Her smiling face could not keep the shine off of the globes. "I think yours stand a pretty good chance." Later that evening he awoke to Krillin peering over him in a hospital bed.
The Alphabet
Relaxing in the Brief's luxurious home was a favorite pastime of his. Although his all time favorite pastime would always be women and their dealings with the alphabet. "Since I've had trunks I've moved up from a D to DD. Was it like that with you and Gohan, Chi?" Nodding her head in sympathy she spotted a shiny wrinkly head. "Goku!" Wondering why she would suddenly yell for her husband, it was when he felt an ominous presence behind him that he understood. "Don't send me to a home." Was all that he was able to whisper out before the beating.
Hugs
Seeing a woman breakdown was not something he liked to see. Hoisting himself up to his full height, he walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her waist as she wailed out her sorrows. Sometimes even perverts could be gentlemen…
Beach
It was a wonderful day. He was surrounded by his friends and family, and most importantly beautiful young women! As he went scuba diving it was to his joyous discovery of thin shapely legs. Discreetly he made his approach to admire and touch on them. "Eww I think somethings on me!" Chichi exclaimed as she flailed towards her husband. Unknowingly to her, her flailing caused her to give a mighty kick to Master Roshi. A couple hours later Goku voiced the question of his whereabouts but getting no answer they all packed their things and left, leaving Roshi to float back unconscious to his island on the back his trusty tortoise.
Age
It seemed like everyone around him was getting older and that would be a great thing to celebrate if they weren't so worried about their looks. Calmly going up to Chi-Chi as she was about to harp out on Goku's careless, " You shouldn't worry about aging Chi-Chi. You look great." Just as a smile was threating to break her face. "As a matter of fact I like to think of your breasts as a fine wine. They only get better with age." A slap that left his face red for a week and nightmares of a spiky haired student for a month were his replies to his statement.
Hey guys! Here is this Roshi request. Hope you all enjoy it! Next I have a Chi-Chi/Videl request and after that might be it for a while. Idk depends on if the mood strikes me lol. But don't stop with the suggestions! If you guys have been waiting on Codeine I have a new chapter up! Review and hope you lovelies enjoy
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