A/N: I was browsing pixiv for Spider-Verse art and came across just the most adorable comic where the whole spider-fam live together in one house. It was the most fluffy and ridiculous thing ever, and so I just knew I had to write a story using that concept! The art can be found at pixiv ID: 78960474 (the entire set of 50 images is simply amazing I spent ages just staring at them), and user number 900086, name: 田.

This is gonna be an ongoing story where I write any fluffy ideas I get based around this 'all the fam in one house' concept. I don't know exactly how frequently I'll be updating, but I'm gonna work on this when I'm taking a break from working on my Peni Parker longfic.

Also, there may be some slight Miles/Gwen in the story, but overall I'm not going for any ships. If for some reason that changes I'll say so in the notes.

Anyway I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Chapter 1: A Home Away From Home

When Peni messaged Miles to say that she had a surprise for everyone, he figured it'd be big. The last time she got the gang together was to hand out her custom made interdimensional communication devices. But there was big, and then there was, well…

"You built a house!?"

She smiled smugly, "An interdimensional house!"

The whole gang stared dumbfounded at the young genius. Peter B was the first to break the silence.

"How can a house be interdimensional? Do you mean that we can access it from all of our dimensions?"

"No, I mean that it's between dimensions."

"But it has to be somewhere."

"Technically it exists inside a quantum uncertainty space. Well, that's not true, but I think that's the easiest way to explain it without getting into a whole bunch of jargon."

Ham nodded sagely, "Don't worry Peni, I understand what you're talking about."

She looked pleasantly surprised, "Really?"

"Yeah!" he replied, "It's like those handbags they sell at Barns & Oatmeal. The ones you can fit a refrigerator in."

She smirked, "I think maybe I should just show you."

Pirouetting on her heelys and facing the wall, she tapped away at her interdimensional communicator. A few seconds later a glowing hole opened up in front of her to reveal a swirling ultramarine void. She looked over her shoulder with a huge grin on her face.

"Hop in!"

Peter B wasn't keen.

"Nuh-uh, no way kid, you are not-"

But before he could finish his sentence she'd been sucked into the abyss, along with her pet spider. Noir stepped forward.

"See ya on the other side, fellas."

Without even the slightest hesitation he strode through the vortex. Gwen was next.

"I don't know about you, but I wanna see that house."

Ham followed soon after, till only Miles and Peter were left.

"Do you think she's got interdimensional cable in there?" Miles asked, a twinkle in his eye.

Peter sighed, "I can't stop you, can I?"

"Nope."

"I always get seasick going through these damn things."

"Do you want a bag?"

"What, to throw up in?"

Miles smirked, "I'm just saying, man."

"Get in the portal."

"You mad?"

Peter plucked a coat off the hangar by his apartment door, "Let's go."

Miles had one foot in the vortex, "What're you bringing a coat for?"

"Rule number one of being Spider-Man: be prepared for anything."

"Tch! Where was rule number one back when we were storming Alchemax?"

"Just get in the damn thing already, before I push you in!"

"Yeah, yeah, old man."

"Hey! I'll have you know I'm in my prime! My prime!"

Miles laughed himself right through that swirling nightmare and into what could only be described as an airplane bathroom. Calling it compact would be an understatement. Still, everything in the room was white and shiny, perfectly clean. As he looked around he noticed the window next to the toilet had a shutter on it that was pulled down. Miles was tempted to lift it up and see what was on the other side, but he could hear the others having a good time just beyond the bathroom door.

Maybe just a lil' peek, he thought, reaching over to the shutter's handle. He gave it a gentle tug up, nudging it open ever so slightly, but he could barely see anything. He pulled again, and this time it came up about halfway. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"No way…"

Beyond the window was an ocean of darkness, peppered with a smattering of sparkling stars and glowing, multicolored rivers stretching into infinity in either direction.

"Wow."

It was breathtaking. Then Peter B fell into the room.

"Damn it!" he yelled as he tripped over the edge of the shower cubicle and smooshed Miles into the wall.

The others heard the commotion and came to the bathroom to greet them. They stared in through the open door.

"So, what do you think?" Peni asked innocently.

"I think," Miles replied, "you need a bigger bathroom."

The house was incredible. It was like one of those fancy mansions you see on those youtube videos showing off celebrity cribs. The living room, unlike the bathroom, was huge, with a big sofa, super wide screen TV, a bar, dining table and study desk hidden away in the corner. There was even a doorway to a balcony overlooking the star-studded abyss outside.

"It's not quite finished yet," Peni explained as she pulled out a tablet and changed the color of the stairs from light brown to pitch black, "but I've managed to stabilize this entire floor!"

Noir rapped his knuckles on the solid oak dining table, "Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than my place, Peni."

She paused, "About that…"

Miles took a seat next to Gwen on the sofa as Peni scooted over to Noir.

"I was thinking… maybe you guys… if you wanted to… you know, you could stay here? Maybe? On weekends or something, only if you wanted. It's probably a dumb idea-"

"It's not a dumb idea," said Peter B, going oooh as he discovered the freezer was stocked with a wide variety of microwave pizzas, "it's a crazy idea, but it's not a dumb idea."

Noir held his chin in his hands, "Is it safe?"

Peni nodded, "Totally! Even if reality collapsed, all that would happen is you'd be sent back to your own universes."

Ham hopped onto the table, "So we'll all be living here? Together?"

"I just thought, you know, as we're all so busy. I mean, it's been so long since we last met up face-to-face… if we lived together, we could see each other every day!"

Miles frowned, "I don't know if I could do every day… if the dorm manager found out I wasn't in my room-"

She grinned, "Already thought of that! All your room doors and doorbells connect to this universe. It's one-way, meaning randos can't accidentally walk into the house, but you can suddenly appear in your respective rooms whenever you want! It's all automatic too, so no need to worry about complicated controls or anything."

"I thought the communicators were cool," Gwen said, "but this is something else."

"So you'll do it!? You'll stay here!?"

"A little while can't hurt. Right guys?"

"You can count me in!" cheered Ham.

"Me too," added Noir.

"Me three," said Peter B.

Everyone looked at Miles.

"Sure, why not!"

And so it was decided. Everyone would move in to the interdimensional house - at least for the weekend.