Guess who's back? Me!
~But baby, I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you.
Oh no~
"No." "Please?" "No." "Please?"
"No." "Please?" "No!" "Please?"
"No!" "Please?" "No!" "Please?"
"Pacifica, I'm not going to your family's mansion for some party after what happened last time!" Dipper yelled as he turned to face Pacifica, who simply frowned at his answer. Bill, in his triangle form, floated closer to Mabel, who was watching the scene with a bored expression. "What happened last time?" He asked her. She rolled her eyes and said, "something about a ghost, blood from the walls and axes." "Oh," as his reply.
"Come one Dipper! It's my cousin's birthday and she's gonna invite all her friends that are actually quite nice and there'll be music and a tour of the mansion…
" she trailed off and Bill scoffed. "You humans will be impressed with the weirdest things." And mini tacos!" Pacifica explained and Mabel stood up straight. "Mini tacos?!" both she and Bill exclaimed at the same time, as well as a promise to be there. "See, they're going!" "Good for them," Dipper said and turned to walk away. As he went up the stairs he heard sobbing behind him. He rolled his eyes and slowly turned around. "Pacifica, fake tears aren't gonna—Oh! You're actually crying! Uh…" he glanced around awkwardly as Pacifica cried on the floor. "Fine!" Dipper said after a while. "I'll go," he uttered under his breath.
The girl immediately straightened up and there were no signs of the previous tears. "Great!" she smiled and hugged him tightly and ran out the door. "The party is at 6! Be there or be square!" she yelled before slamming the door shut. Dipper groaned, and Bill appeared net to him looking confused. "Weird fleshbags," he muttered.
o.O.o.O.o Time skip o.O.o.O.o …
The Pines twins – both sets- quietly rode in the limo that had been sent to pick them up. Ford had to occasionally slap Bill's hand since he wanted to touch everything, but other than that, nothing really exciting happened. Then they pulled up in front of the Northwest manor and Dipper cringed hard. Bill simply shrugged stating 'mine is better'.
Mabel grabbed her uncles but the hand and lead them to the door with her usual big smile. Her pink silk dress swayed elegantly behind her and the older men simply followed her in. Bill hooked his arm in with Dipper's and before the brunette could protest led them into the manor as fast as he could.
Dipper rolled his eyes yet smiled softly to himself as Bill rushed them over to the buffet table and stared at the mini tacos in pure awe. (A/N: someone please draw this and send it to me!) "P-P-Pine Tree!" the dream demon exclaimed, and Dipper came closer. "Yeah?" he asked only to have his face grabbed and squashed next to Bill's.
"How do they get the jam in the donut?" he asked and the brunette shrugged. "I think they inject it with those-" "Where is this chocolate coming from?" "The Fountain? It just uses-" "How do they get the floor so shiny?" "They use this really expensive thing called-" "Let's dance!" the dream demon exclaimed and pulled Dipper closer.
"N-N-No! Bill you idiotic Dorito, let go!" Dipper whisper-yelled as he struggled against the demons hold, and failed, nearly bumping into people as he apologized nervously. "Stop thrashing about babe and enjoy this," Bill said and put his hands and the boy's waist.
"Don't call me babe." "Don't tell me what to do."
So, the two swayed across the dancefloor, with an occasional dip or spin here and then, to which Dipper would frown towards despite his blush. His sister gave him thumbs up and he knew she'll never let him live this down. "Okay enough, Let's get back to the mini tacos," Dipper asked but Bill ignored him. "Come on Pine Tree! This is the only chance I'll get to dance this romance with you, let me enjoy it!" "I hate you." "Love you too babe," Bill said and smirked as he dipped Dipper unexpectedly again.
Look at me, keeping promises (there are 757 words), longer chapter, two chaps in 1 day? I must be in some fever dream! You're welcome!
The cutest of all Pies signing off! ~