So... it's been a while, huh?

Last time I uploaded fanfiction was back in 2020, working on Total Drama World Tour Return Flight. After that I kind of just lost interest in fanfiction for a while, and I stopped uploading completely.

But now, it's time for me to come back. I won't be working on Return Flight anymore, however, as it was a season that was way too ambitious, with 90 contestants it was impossible to give each one the screentime they deserved.

So now,it's time for a new story, set on the original Camp Wawanakwa. 24 contestants, 8 from each generation, will be shipped back to this crummy old summer camp to compete once again for the million.

I hope you guys enjoy!

Our story opens up with a shot of everyone's favourite reality show host, Chris McLean, standing on a familiar dock. His signature grin is present, smiling toward the camera.

The host smirked, before beginning to speak. 'Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario ! I'm your host, Chris McClean, dropping season 7 of the hottest reality show on television!'

The scene switches to a flashback of Pahkitew Island. It's malfunctioning, with one side on fire and the other frozen over. Chris continues to narrate. 'In our last season, we had some... technical difficulties, one could say.' He chuckled. 'TLDR, our last Island kind of started to break down. We managed to get it back up and running for our season 6 finale, but it didn't stay that way for long.'

The scene switches back to the present, with Chris now standing at a familiar bonfire pit. 'This left us stranded, and for a second, we thought Total Drama was going to end. We kinda blew through a lot of our budget on the production of Pahkitew Island.' The host threw one arm up. 'But, miraculously, the original Total Drama Island resurfaced, after it's unfortunate sinking in the finale of All Stars...'

The scene once again changes, and this time Chris is strolling through the campgrounds, passing by the left cabin before stopping in the middle. So, we're back to the Island where it all began, where 24 teens, 8 from each generation of campers, will battle it out once again for the prize.' The host snickered, he was obviously very excited for the season to begin. Their biggest enemy will be... each other, as they befriend, backstab and betray one another for ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS!'

The host extends both his arms as he fades the camera directly again. 'And it's all going to happen right here, right now... on Total... Drama... Generations Island!'

Theme Song Opening

Dear mom and dad I'm doin' fine,

You guys are on my mind,

You asked me what I wanted to be and I thinking the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be... famous!

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags cuz I've already won,

Everything to prove, nothing in my way,

I'll get there some day,

Cause, I wanna be... famous!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

After the theme song, the show resumed with Chris waiting on the dock, looking out toward the first boat carrying a contestant. Before it arrived, Chris briefly turned to the camera. 'Welcome back to Total Drama Generations Island, where we're about to welcome our first few campers! From the first generation, iiiits...' Chris turned away from the camera just as the first camper arrives. Dressed in a white shirt with a maple leaf on it, and wearing green shorts. 'Owen!'

The big guy immediately ran toward Chris, stopping just short of him to put his hands on his head in disbelief as he looked around at the familiar island, before he looked at Chris with a wide grin on his face. 'CHRIS! Oh man, am I glad to be back! I thought you'd never let me back on here again after I wasn't picked for All Stars!'

'Welcome to camp, Owen.' The host gave him a polite smile before gesturing behind himself for Owen to stand there, which he did. 'Yeah, apparently we 'overused' you during the first three seasons, so we decided to give you a break!' The host gave him an evil little smirk. 'You'll be glad you had it, because this season you'll have some tough competition, like our next competitor!'

The next boat arrived, and off stepped a pudgy man with curly brown hair and a video game in his hand. He didn't seem to be paying attention to either Chris OR Owen, instead focused solely on his video game. 'Oh yeah! A new high score!'

'Wha-' Chris looked confused for a moment, before he settled for a look of annoyance. 'Sam? You were supposed to arrive AFTER the next boat!'

Owen bounded up to the nice guy gamer, forcefully pulling one of his hands off his video game to shake it. 'So you're my tough competition? AWESOME!'

'Huh? Oh, hey!' Sam almost dropped his video game in the water, but he didn't seem to mind that much as he shook Owens hand. 'Hehe, me? Tough competition? Didn't think you'd be nice enough to call me competition at all Chris. That's cool...' Sam gave a gruff chuckle before he continued to play his game.

Chris rubbed his head in confusion for a second, before looking back toward the third camper to arrive. A brunette, overweight girl in a pink sweater and wearing a red ribbon in her hair. 'Ya, did you know my great, great, great, great uncle Reggie invented video games? Before him people would just tape photos to their computer screen, yah!'

'Staci...' Still confused over what happened to the boat with the tough competitor, Chris held one hand over his mouth. 'Annoying as ever I see...' Chris smiled as he noticed the next competitor had arrived, a large teen with an afro, wearing a stained white shirt and suspenders to keep his jeans held up. 'Beardo! Welcome back to the show!'

The beatboxer gave Chris a high five as he passed him by, shooting him finger guns while also mimicking the sound of two real guns, before walking over to the small group and standing between Owen and Staci.

'Wow, you're pretty good at that!' Owen commended him to which Beardo simply replied with a 'correct answer' sound.

Staci stuck a finger up in the air as she prepared to tell another 'true story'. 'Ya, did you know my great, great, great, great-'

'GREAT!' The next camper had arrived. A blonde girl wearing a black tracksuit, who was already pissed off. 'Back on this crummy old island with crummy old Chris...' Chris couldn't get a word in as she walked right past him, sticking a finger on Staci's lips to shut her up. 'Do yourself, AND me a favour and shut it, would you? Or do you WANT to be sent home first again?'

'Ahem...' Chris coughed, before regaining his smile. 'Jo, everyone.'

The other campers gave Jo a wide berth as she glared at them all. 'What? I stopped her, didn't I? Or did you guys want to die from boredom?'

Confessional: Jo

'Alright, so maybe I came in a little too mean back there.' The jockette shrugged, before glaring toward the camera. 'But come ON! Chris sticks me back on this island and he expects me to share it with these dweebs? FORGET IT!' Jo punched the wall in anger, but she just ends up hurting her hand. 'OW!...' She shakes it for a moment, before she calms down and looks at the camera. 'Don't take this as me wanting to leave, by the way... This time, I'm in it to win it. No more Mrs nice JO!' She kicks the wall this time, but ends up hurting her foot. 'Oh, that's it, you little-

Confessional End

'Nggh... heheh, pffehehe...' Chris couldn't help but start snickering at the fearful looks the other campers gave Jo as she just glared, but his laughter was cut short as someone suddenly kicked him in the back of the leg, making the host crumple to his knees.

'THAT was for for the boat being late and leaving me standing like an idiot at the port for A GODDAMN HALF HOUR!' The next one to arrive was Eva, the girl was baring her teeth at Chris who was dusting himself off.

'Ugh... welcome, Eva.' The host tried to put on a smile, but he was still reeling from being kicked to the ground out of nowhere. 'You're competitor #6, stand over there.' Chris pointed to where the rest of the campers were waiting, and Eva reluctantly obliged, stomping over and standing beside Jo with her arms crossed and a surly look on her face.

'Takes guts to kick the host.' There was a snide chuckle from Jo standing beside her. 'I like your style.'

Eva simply gave her a glare, which made Jo recoil, before she glared back.

Rubbing the back of his now sore leg, Chris spoke up so the campers could listen. 'Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler AND Izzy!'

The six of them looked over at the lake, but they couldn't see any boats.

'Not there.' Chris smirked and pointed upwards. 'Up there!'

They all collectively looked upward, seeing a plane flying overhead. Standing under the frame of the open plane door were figures, one dressed in red and one dressed in green, and the two of them wearing parachute packs.

'WOOOOO!' Tyler whooped with his hands in the air. 'GERONIM-'

'GERONIMO!' Izzy beat him to it, shoving Tyler out first before she cackled and jumped out after him. Together, the two activated their parachute packs mid-fall.

Tyler was grinning wildly, but after noticing his fall hadn't slowed down at all, he looked up and realised his parachute wasn't working. 'Oh no...!' The jock started pulling desperately on the strap, but his parachute still didn't deploy.

'I got ya!' Owen ran over to where Tyler was going to land, extending his arms out to catch him. 'I got ya buddy!'

Owen didn't get him, not even close. Instead Tyler smashed through the dock nowhere close to where Owen was standing and into the water below. The contestants gasped (besides Eva) and stared at the hole in the dock as Izzy landed safely.

'Hm? What's everyone looking at? Big O?' Izzy at least expected Owen to greet her, but instead his jaw was dropped as he stared at the Tyler-shaped hole in the dock, which finally made it click for Izzy. 'Oh! Tyler? Psssh, he's FINE!' The crazy girl ran over to the water and shoved her arm in, rooting around for a few moments before pulling Tyler out and onto the dock. 'See? He's totally cool! Right Tyler, right?'

'Hehe...' Tyler had obviously suffered a concussion as he giggled stupidly. 'I loved the water plane...!'

'See?' Izzy looked at the others, speaking with an 'I told you so' tone. 'He's fine!'

'I AM SO SORRY FOR LETTING YOU CRASH!' Owen suddenly wailed and picked Tyler up, damaging him even more as he gave him a rib crushing bear hug. 'ITS ALL MY FAULT! I LET YOU CRASH!'

Confessional: Owen

Owen is clearly still in distress as he looks toward the camera. 'I felt so bad after World Tour ended and I saw episode 15... Tyler was super determined to not leave me behind with the aliens and all I did was vote him off! WITH AL!' He sniffles, before beginning to wail all over again. 'I'M SORRY TYLERRRR!'

Confessional End

As Owen continued to hug a confused and pained Tyler to him, Chris gestured toward the end of the dock, where the next boat was arriving. Sat at the front were two people. The shorter guy wore an orange puffer jacket and a green beanie, and the taller girl was dressed in survival gear. The guy was sat in the girls lap as the two kissed. 'Shawn and Jasmine! Who... decided to take the same boat.' Chris grumbles. 'That's another chunk of budget money spent hiring an unused vehicle...'

The two lovebirds dismounted, but Shawn made sure to dismount first, front flipping off of the boat and landing on his feet as he got into a fighting stance with his fists raised. 'Just making sure it's safe for you Jasmine. I don't know what I'd do if one of these guys suddenly turned into a zombie and infected you!'

'Oh please, I can defend myself Shawn.' Jasmine snickered as she got off alongside him. 'Besides, it'll mostly be me protecting you here. That flower shop/cage fighting school really upped my game. For example...' The survivalist suddenly kicked Chris in the nuts, which made him groan in pain. 'THAT'S for not evacuating us when Scarlett took over the island!'

Confessional: Jasmine

Jasmine shrugs. 'What? I hold a grudge for a really long time, and if anyone deserved that, it's Chris!'

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As a few of the contestants smirked at Chris being hurt yet again, he got back up and shoves Jasmine and Shawn over to the rest of the group. 'Alright, that, is, it!' The host glared at them all. 'I know that we do not see eye to eye, but if you guys are gonna be this violent on the first day...' He shrugs. 'At least be violent toward each other. Any more of you touch me, and you're done, OK?!'

Gulping, Owen, Sam and Staci nod while the rest just roll their eyes.

'Good...' Chris's scowl fades as he turns back to the camera with a smile. 'Now let's get back to meeting the next camper, Dawn!'

Another boat came to a stop, and off stepped Dawn. The moonchild had her eyes closed as she walked over to Chris and came to a stop. There was an awkward silence for about a minute until Dawn opened her eyes. 'Greetings, fellow contestants.' The girl gave a polite wave to them all. 'And greetings, Chris. Your aura is an exceptionally murky blue, going through some feelings of loss? Perhaps it's because-'

'Shut it or you're going back into the garbage bag.' Chris didn't even frown this time, just continuing to smile as he directed Dawn to the other contestants. Similar to Jo, the others stay a few feet away from her, with looks of confusion on some of their faces, except for Owen, who replied to her wave with his own.

'Now, our next camper...' The host smiled as a very short, pudgy boy with purple hair jumped off the boat. 'Max! Welcome to camp.'

'I do not NEED your welcome...' Max gave the host an evil smile. 'For it is I who will be welcoming you to my EVIL ISLAND OF DOOM soon enough, once my pure EVIL self wins the prize money, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!' The 'supervillain' walked confidently over to the other campers. 'You there!' He pointed up at Eva. 'I demand you move from my spot! Or would you prefer to have a taste of my EVILLLL firsthand?'

Eva growled down at him like a rabid animal, grabbing him by his collar and lifting him up into the air. 'You wanna repeat that sentence? Huh? DO YOU?!'

'Tch, its like I'm surrounded by animals...' Max sighed, deciding to humour her. 'Very well, I demand that you put me down and move from my spot!'

Eva snarled, pulling her fist back. 'THAT. IS. IT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!'

Before she could swing, there was suddenly a clap of thunder, as the next camper got off of their boat just in time to come to the rescue. 'Never fear! My magic will save you from this tyrant!' As the rest of the campers looked over at the newcomer, they realised that the thunder was actually just Beardo providing special effects for the boy, who was dressed in a green cloak and had his wand pointed at Eva. 'EXPERIAMUS!'

Chris sighed as the 'spell' obviously did nothing. 'And this is Leonard... an... interesting individual, as you can see.'

'Greetings.' The wizard smiled at the campers. Somehow his failed spell, coupled with the sudden clap of Beardo's thunder confused Eva enough to make her drop Max, who fell on the ground and quickly scurried over to Jo, hiding behind her. 'I know many spells, which will help us fend off the evil lurking in the shadows of Wawanakwa...!'

Most were unimpressed, but Izzy was excited as she ran up to Leonard with her hands clasped together. 'Oooh, so you're a wizard? Cool! So am I! Well, I have wizard blood. My great great great great aunt Katherine was a wizard, or, technically a witch! Yeah, and she was SO powerful the people in her town had to burn her at the stake! But I bet I could do magic if I tried! Ugh... hold on...!' She closed her eyes and pressed her fingers to her head, trying to do magic. 'Ngghhhh... is Owen a wheel of cheese yet? Cause I could just eat him up!'

Confessional: Sam

'I guess that's how Izzy and Owen flirt, huh? They talk about how much they wanna eat each other?' Sam chuckles. 'Heh heh... I guess I can't talk, I'm dating a mutant.' The gamer pulls out a photo of him and a mutant Dakota. 'I miss you babe...' Sam smiles at the camera, then he goes back to playing his video game.

Confessional: Owen

'Hehe, thats right! Me and Iz got back together between seasons! Did you hear her back there? How could you NOT love a girl who wants to eat you up like a piece of cheese?' Owen chuckles.

Confessional: Shawn

'Eat... him up!?' Shawn's eye twitches from fear before he screams with his arms tightly pulled over his head. 'ZOMBIIIIIE!'

Confessional End

As the campers were talking amongst themselves, they hadn't noticed the next camper had arrived. A large boy in a black and orange hoodie, sporting a baseball cap. Silently, he walked over to Chris and shot him a single finger gun.

'B... happy to have you.' Chris smiled as B walked past him, choosing to approach Beardo and also giving him finger guns, to which Beardo shot two thumbs up with a 'ding!'

'Hello, B.' The silent genius was startled for a moment, turning around and coming face to face with Dawn, who was smiling serenely at him. You haven't changed one bit I see, Your aura is still a purplish green.' B looked confused, but he smiled at his fellow rat anyways.

'You can read auras? I assume you're also a wizard!' Leonard shot a toothy grin toward Dawn. 'Perhaps we could trade spells sometime?'

'Oh, me? I'm not a wizard, and you don't have to pretend to be one either Leonard.' Dawn looked up at the sky as she began to describe him. 'Even if you did spend your childhood alone watching and reading Harry Potter in the darkness of your bedroom and convinced yourself you had magic powers. I'm sure some people will accept you eventually.'

'Convinced myself? No, no of course not.' Leonard chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head. 'My eyes were opened! I was enlightened.'

Confessional: Leonard

Leonard's eyes are wide as he waves his arms around. He was clearly playing it cool out there. 'MIND READING? SHE HAS MIND READING SPELLS?! Oh, I NEED to know where she learnt those... Perhaps from Janeson the Great.' He pauses, realising the audience don't know who that is. 'A legendary half-elf telekinetic in the LARPing world. He specialises in mind control powers. I even met him at a few conventions!'

Confessional End

As Leonard made sure to stand right beside Dawn, Chris began to introduce the next camper, a man dressed in military gear. 'And next on the list is Brick! Welcome back to camp, soldier!'

'Sir!' The cadet saluted the host. 'Permission to interact with my fellow campers, sir?'

'Permission granted.' Chris smiled and watched Brick march over to some of his fellow Revenge of the Island contestants.

'Salutations, Sir Leaks-a-Lot!' A hand roughly smacked the cadet on the back, and as he turned around he found the hand belonged to Jo. 'Ready to lose to me again?'

'I don't plan on it.' Brick smirked as he brought his head closer to her. 'I've been solely focused on my training ever since TDR ended. You may have narrowly bested me in that season, but I assure you that this time I will emerge victorious!'

Jo twirled her finger around, smirking. 'I narrowly beat you as in... you got ninth, and got booted in the pre merge while I got fifth?' The female jock brought her face closer to his. 'Face it, you haven't got a chance, Sergeant Wizz.'

Brick smirked acceptingly, ready for the challenge. 'Challenge accepted, ma'am!'

'D'awww...' Chris put on a sickly sweet voice. 'How sweet, a loving reunion between two lovers... Don't you love to see it?' He wiped a tear from his eye as he put a hand out to introduce a ginger haired boy with a blue sweater and red pants. 'Also, welcome back Harold.'

'Gosh, talk about being an afterthought...' The dweeb crossed his arms. 'I mean, like, gosh! You could've at least put some effort into that, you know? Gosh!'

'D'aww, don't feel too bad, Harold. I'm sure he didn't mean it.' The voice came from a woman with black hair in a ponytail, and wearing a beige shirt. She was currently on another boat and about to get off.

The minute she finished speaking, Harold forgot about Chris and ran over, getting on one knee and holding a hand out to help her off. 'My fair Leshawna. May I offer you assistance, m'lady?'

She couldn't help but chuckle at Harolds dorkiness, getting off of the boat by herself. 'Now don't you go startin' that 'fair Leshawna' stuff again. We're here to win this time around, aren't we?'

The dork nodded in response, smiling at Leshawna.

Confessional: Harold

'I'm totally over Leshawna... It just wasn't meant to be, ya know? Still... just because I'm over her doesn't mean I can't help her whenever she needs assistance, or admire her from afar, just like the good old days on TDI...' The nerd starts to smile dreamily.

Confessional End

'Yup!' The host with the most grinned.' Leshawna's here as well! And here comes...'

'Sha BAM!' The host didn't get to finish his sentence, as the next contestant leapt off the bow of the boat, landing perfectly on the dock, and then kissed his muscles. 'Mwah...! Sha-Lightning is in the house!'

'Tch, a meathead. You will be no good as my evil sidekick!' Max, clearly having not learnt his lesson from Eva, crossed his arms smugly. 'Only someone with even a fraction of the amount of intellect I possess is suitable to be my new sidekick!'

Lightning simply looked at Max oddly. 'Yo Sha-Chris. I think ya got the wrong guy here. Lightning thought this show didn't let sha-kids on.' He paused, before shrugging. 'Oh well, don't worry little buddy, Lightning'll make sure you don't get sha-beaten up too badly here!' He kissed his muscles before picking Max up and placing him in one of his arms. 'Lightning'll protect you from now on, sha-BAM!' The overachiever swung a punch toward the camp wawanakwa sign to prove his strength to Max, but instead he just missed and knocked Tyler out cold. '...Sha-oops...'

'Insolence! Let me down at once! Your evil leader COMMANDS IT!' Max tried to escape, but Lightning's grip was too strong, so he had to resort to ordering other people to do it. 'MINIONS!' He looked around at the other campers. 'One of you get this buffoon off of me! This instant!' He was met with deafening silence, until Jo started laughing at him

'Heh, Evil Doctor Do-Nothing.' Jo snickered. 'How does it feel? To be captured by the protein junkie? Feels pretty bad, right?'

'You dare...!' Max growled at her, but he couldn't yell anymore threats because he was saved as someone somersaulted in front of Lightning, and dragged Max out of his arm. The girl was short, had black hair and wore a beige and purple sleeveless top.

'Let him go. Max may act like a kid but, well...' The girl paused. 'Well he's basically a kid, yeah... but that doesn't mean you can just take him hostage!'

Chris grinned, introducing the newbie. 'Welcome to camp, Sky.'

Lightning stared at Sky, confused. 'You're telling Lightning that THIS guy is the same sha-age as us?' Lightning picked Max up by the back of his collar, studying him closely as he wriggled around. '...Nope, Lightning don't sha-see it.'

'MINION! Don't let him do this! Obey your master at once and VANQUISH THIS TRAITOR!' Max shook a fist in Sky's face, which made her second guess her decision to save him.

'On second thought... you can keep him.' Sky smiled sweetly at Max as she took a place beside Harold, the supervillain yelling obscenities in the background.

'Dang... you've got some mad skills.' Harold grinned at Sky who smiled politely back at him. 'I can do a somersault too! I learnt it at somersault Steve's somersaulting camp. Watch. 'Harold smiled confidently as he attempted a somersault, but he tripped over Tyler's unconscious body and ended up smashing his chin on the ground, which made Sky wince.

Confessional: Harold

'I totally would've nailed that somersault if Tyler wasn't there, I can see your judgy eyes behind the screen!' Harold crossed his arms stubbornly, before a tooth falls out. 'AGH!'

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As Leshawna was helping Harold up off of the ground, he was shoved right back over again by the next camper getting off of the boat. 'Move aside stringbean, I got hair to perfect and a million dollars to win!' The girl obviously had fake tan on, and was spraying her hair with hairspray, which made Harold cough and splutter on the ground.

'Anne Mari-'

Chris didn't even get to finish her introduction, as Leshawna approached the jersey shore reject, pulling her sleeve up. 'Oh no, no, you did NOT just do that to my boy Harold...!'

In response, Anne Maria simply sprayed hair spray in Leshawna's face, making her cough. 'Yeah yeah, I knocked over your boyfriend or whatever. I ain't got time to be waiting for unattractive toothpicks to be movin' outta the way. I'm a very busy girl ya know.'

Leshawna let out a short growl, clawing at her throat as Anne Maria stopped spraying at her and instead stood near the back of the group, filing her nails.

Confessional: Leshawna

'Oooh, that girl is gonna get it...!' Leshawna scowled toward the camera, crossing her arms. 'Treatin' poor Harold like that and THEN sprayin' me with hairspray? I ain't got time to be dealin' with that. You better watch out girl, cuz Leshawna treats people how they treat her...! Game on...'

Confessional End

'Settle down campers...' Chris looked at Leshawna and Anne Maria for a moment before turning to the 21st camper. 'Nearing the end now, we have DJ!' The host smiled and gestured to the big guy who was holding his pet bunny from season 1 in his hands, and looked unsure of himself. Who could blame him?

'It'll be alright Bunny... Chris won't hurt you...' DJ patted Bunny's head, in order to calm the rabbit down and himself. As he walked by, Chris snickered sinisterly, looking at Bunny like he was prized meat.

As DJ stood there nervously, Dawn put a hand on his arm. 'I must say DJ... your aura is a wonderful vivid green. It appears we are alike, you like animals too?' The girl smiled as she patted Bunny on the head.

The brick house with heart smiled thankfully at Dawn, his nerves calmed a bit. 'Yeah, ever since I was a kid. One of the few good things I got outta this summer camp was Bunny.' DJ grinned as he looked down at Bunny, petting him gently.'

'That is wonderful... A friend of nature is a friend of mine.' Dawn smiled and continued to pet Bunny with DJ as the next camper, or rather campers, approached.

'Heh... here come Ella and Sugar.' Chris snickered as he spoke directly to the camera. 'We decided to put them on the same boat because we really want to encourage friendship and bonding on the island, y'know?'

As the two got off, Ella was smiling and humming a merry tune to herself while Sugar had her arms crossed and was glaring at the songbird.

Confessional: Sugar

'That Ella...! She sang the whole way to the island, and would NOT shut up for the price o' good cabbage! And good cabbage is priceless! The pageant queen puts a finger to her chin. 'Chris musta forgot to send me a boat, I guess...'

Confessional End

Sugar continued to sulk while Ella sang and danced her way over to the campers. 'A new fun time~ with friends and foes alike~ our time on Wawanakwa~ is sure to be fine!' The girl smiled and waved cheerfully to them. 'Hello my fellow contestants! It's so wonderful to see you again, and so many new faces too! I'm sure we shall get along wonderfully!' She smiled over at Harold picking his nose, Anne Maria spraying her hair and making Brick choke in the process, and Izzy gnawing on Owen's arm to see what he tastes like.

'I'm sure you will.' Chris smirked. 'I know I'm sure gonna be fine when one of your new friends backstabs you, hehe.' There was suddenly a honk from a boat... the final camper was arriving. 'And here comes our final contestant of the season! Everyone please welcome Lindsay!'

'Hiiii!' Lindsay smiled, accepting Chris's hand to get off the boat. 'Are one of you Tyler?' The dumb blonde looked over at Max, still trapped in Lightning's arms. '...Tyler? Oh my gosh, I am SO sorry for-'

'Hush!' Chris put a finger to her lips. 'We've had to get through 24 of you guys and we don't have anymore time for idle banter! It's a half hour show, y'know... Everyone move over to the end of the dock! We've gotta pump the promo photos out as quick as we can!'

At the hosts word, the 24 campers made their way over to the end of the dock, as Chris got ready to take a photo of all 24 campers together. 'Now, everyone say Wawanakwa!'

Confessional: Leshawna

'Sure, I was sceptical Chris'd pull the same BS he did in the first episode of TDI, but he CANNOT be that unoriginal, surely?'

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'Wawanakwa!' The 24 contestants smiled for the camera as Chris took the photo, until the dock crumbled beneath them, and all 24 fell into the lake with a collective scream.

'Heh...' Chris addressed the camera as the contestants desperately tried to swim back to shore. 'And that wraps up the first part of todays two part episode... Tune in soon for the reveal of the teams, the first challenge, AND... the first vote off... Right here, on Total... Drama... Generations Island!'

Whew, well, that's the introductory chapter done. I can't put it much better than Chris, tune in for the next chapter of the story soon, where the teams will be revealed and compete in the first challenge, AND... the losers will vote someone off...

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