Androxus was one of those sad guys
One of those sad guys that looked like satan from star wars and got cursed with green eye disease you know what i mean
Anyway we will be going through some very intellectual definitely not made up facts on androxus
So heeeeereeee we goooooooo
Androxus was created by hirez employee and horn obsessed man "horny mcthorny" who was jealous of overwatch having a cowboy for an international hero and decided to make something to fight that
He realised he couldnt copy the idea as he had never been a cowboy so he tried his best to imagine what a cowboy looked like and came up with the idea of a man with cow horns shooting a pistol while being gay
He then named this beautiful man androxus and made him look like a rejected star wars character
This went on to being one of the greatest creations made by hirez as there was actual recoil involved and not some call of duty character again
Androxus is one of the few paladinians to come out of the closet and into the realm
He was gay for black reaper fanboy and embodiment of police brutality "lex eyebrows"
He was going to send lex a letter when the usual knock on the door happened
You know the usual knock knock and a gods there to curse you with green eye disease and rocky arm syndrome
Androxus was sad now because now he didnt look beautiful anymore so he wore a mask from the local star wars giftshop to hide his face from lex and went on to kill gods for making him look ugly