Did you know a paladins version of the tragic event 9/11 happened in 13700000000 bc this involved a big explosion creating a new world order
This was also referred to as the big bang but thats not what were here to talk about
Later one day used car salesman and god of 360p graphics "bung bung" was inspired by this event and said to himself "what if we make this bing bang a paladins" later he pitched the idea to ceo "nub nub" who said it was stupid and demoted him to silver elite master
Later that night bung bung woke up and decided to code his own big bang despite nub nub telling him "fuck off"
And this was how a new paladinian was born "bomb kong" later renamed to "bomb king"
Bomb king was originally named several names such as "big bomb banggang" and "boomy"
Now lets go through some highly intellectual not made up lore
Originally there were kings in paladinland but a lot died because no one wants a monarchy anymore
The only one left was rejected transformer and terror of airports "bomb king"
Bomby boy was sad because he was lonely because everyone left his kingdom as they were into democracy and shit
He was also sad because he had to carry his entire family everywhere and threw them at people when they made fun of him or looked ugly
This was when the addiction started and eventually bomb became a terrorist the end