One day hirez employee and minecraft csgo esports god "don juan deag" was playing with some spoons and as you know spoons stand for "super polite officers observing new spaces" but thats for another story
Don juan deag was sleeping at his desk when suddenly he had a dream
He dreamt of a big big hunk hunk throwing scented candles and using a lighter to scare away his enemies
This concept was then turned into the muscular meatball and god of symmetrical faces "big lad fernando jalapeno"
Fernando was once a knight and still is because he refuses to retire despite only serving for 7 hours and 25 milliseconds
He is friends with lex eyebrows and is jealous of androxus for looking beautiful
Fernando has a wide variety of hobbies such as seeing how many roses he can shove in his mouth and seeing how many ladies want to see him shove roses in his mouth
One time he tried to impress arabian dancer and see through mirror "ying" but ying was really creeped out especially when a man who looks like one of those guys from forbes magazine tries to eat 47 roses at once and swallow
Big lad fernando went on many adventures like burning shit and cooking spicy meatballs
One time he set a forest on fire while youtube pranking sensation and literal walking tree grover was going to cut up some lumberjacks for his latest hit prank video and almost got axed a question until the wild buck jumped on the pranking plant youtube sensation and scared him away
This inspired fernando and now he too jumps on people but this time break their backs because of how spicy he is