Chapter 2 Meeting Kiss

A few hours after news broke out of "Kiss" doing their concert in Royal Woods, who famous guitarists who are good friends with Lincoln and Luna and haven't seen since their bowing game last week and when they first met after news of SMOOCH's breakup and Pucker's death from a car crash.

They were none other than, Zakk Wylde and Slash, heard the news and were excited.

They began to call each other to tell them the news.

"Hey Zakk!" Slash said on his cellphone.

"Yo Slash-Man!" Zakk said in his cellphone. "Did you hear the news!"

"Yeah!" Slash said. "'Kiss' is coming to Royal Woods to do a concert there!"

"That will be awesome knowing Lincoln and Luna and their family live there!" Zakk said in excitement.

"Let's try an contact the band to see if they can really hook up the Louds to their concert. Bring them to the front row to see them in front of them and bring some of their friends and dates with them." Slash said making Zakk smile excitedly.

"That's an awesome idea Slash-Man! Let's also show them videos we have of Lincoln and Luna jamin' out on their guitars to really help hook them and their family up!" Zakk said as he and Slash hung up and began to contact Kiss to see if they can hook up the Louds and their friends and dates.

A few hours later, Lincoln and Luna were seen watching TV again after eating lunch with the family. They were bored and miserable knowing they can't make it to the concert knowing how expensive the tickets are especially to a big family like the Louds.

"(Sigh) I wish we can go to the Kiss concert." Lincoln said in disappointment.

"Me too buddy." Luna said in boredom and disappointment. "It would've been awesome to hear them rock and roll all nite on stage. But that's just what it is."

"I know." Lincoln sighed. "Guess there's always another time."

Suddenly they heard the door bell ring and Lincoln and Luna looked to the door in confusion.

"Huh?" The siblings asked.

"Who could that be?" Lincoln asked.

"I don't know dude." Luna said. "Only one way to find out."

The two siblings walked to the door. When they opened it, they gasped with absolute shock and excitement. They could not believe that they are seeing in front of them.

Standing in front of them was none other than, all four members of 'Kiss'!

Tommy Thayer- the lead guitarist

Gene Simmons- the bassist and co-lead singer

Paul Stanley- the frontman guitarist and lead singer

Eric Singer- the drummer

"Hey there." Paul greeted the two siblings. "Is this 'The Loud House'?"

"OMG!" Lincoln and Luna said in pure excitement and happiness! "KISS!"

"It's so awesome to meet you guys!" Lincoln shouted in excitement.

"Totally!" Luna shouted in excitement. "I never thought I'd actually meet you guys in person!"

The band couldn't help but smile at the kids excitement and enthusiasm of meeting them.

"Nice to meet excited fans in person." Gene said smiling.

"Nice to meet you guys too." Lincoln said happily. "And yes this is the Loud house. My name is Lincoln Loud. And this is my big sister Luna Loud."

"Nice to meet you kids." Eric said to the kids smiling.

"Can you guys excuse us quick." Luna said as the band nodded.

Lincoln and Luna ran to the stairs and began to shout to their family. "MOM! DAD! GIRLS! COME DOWN HERE! QUICK!" Lincoln shouted in pure excitement.

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHO'S HERE!" Luna shouted in pure excitement.

The rest of the family came downstairs to see what Lincoln and Luna were yelling about.

"Ok kids. We're here." Lynn Sr. said panting a bit.

"Now what's going o…" Rita said before she and the rest of the family gasped in shock and pure excitement recognizing the band in an instant.

"OMG!" The Louds shouted at the top of their lungs in excitement. "KISS!"

"This is literally amazing to meet you guys" Lori said excitedly!

Lynn Sr. then began to open his shirt at his chest to reveal a tattoo of the name "Kiss" on his chest which actually surprises the family.

The band looked excited seeing there is clearly a passionate fan in this household.

"I'm a huge fan of you guys!" Lynn Sr. Said.

"So am I!" Rita remarked then turned to her husband. "When did you have that on your chest dear?"

"Since I was a teen." Lynn Sr. answered. "Probably all my chest hair blocked it."

That remark grossed out the family and band a bit but shook it off and turned back to the band.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all." Tommy said smiling at the family.

"Welcome to Chateau Loud Kiss!" Lincoln said. "We're the Louds!"

"Thanks kid." Paul said smiling at Lincoln. "And you all are?" He asked pointing to the rest of the family obviously instead of Lincoln and Luna since they met them first.

"Rita"

"Lynn. Sr."

"Lori"

"Leni."

"Luan." Luan said then joked. "My name is as rockin as this rockin band. Get it?"

The family groaned at her usual lame jokes.

"Anyway." Lynn spoke up. "I'm Lynn Jr.."

"Lucy"

"Lola."

"Lana"

"Lisa."

"Llly!" Lilly said in her baby voice while giggling and clapping her hands cutely. "Kiss!"

The band couldn't help but smile at Lilly's cuteness.

"Nice to meet you all. Officially." Paul said before introducing himself. "I'm Paul, the lead guitarist and singer."

"Gene." Gene introduced himself. "Bassist and the guy who's famous for this." He then stuck his tongue out to the family and they all cheered knowing this is what he does best.

"OMG YES!" Luna said excitedly. "I love it when you do the tongue thing!" She then stuck her own tongue out making the band laugh with her.

"I'm Tommy." Tommy introduced himself. "Lead guitarist."

"Eric." Eric introduced himself. "Drummer."

"Nice to meet you guys." Lynn Sr. Said happily.

"Why don't you all come inside and make yourselves at home." Rita suggested letting the band into their house.

As everyone walked into the house, the Louds grouchy neighbor, Mr. Grouse, noticed Kiss going inside the loud house and scowled and the fact he wasn't a Kiss fan unlike other people.

"Great." He said angrily. "Bad enough I gotta put up with the crazy noisy Louds, now I gotta deal with a crazy and noisy band like Kiss too in our neighborhood!"

Everyone settled in the living room with the band on the chairs with some of the family members while the others were on the floor in a circle.

"So Kiss." Rita spoke up. "It's amazing you're here in our house. Not to be rude or anything but why exactly are you here?"

"This is definitely a rare occasion for something like this to happen." Lynn Sr. said.

"We had help from two famous guitarists who are friends to Lincoln and Luna." Paul answered the parents.

The Louds, especially Lincoln and Luna, knew what Paul was talking about.

"Slash." Lincoln said smiling slyly.

"Zakk Wylde." Luna said slyly.

"That's right you two!" Eric spoke up. "They called us and told us about you and your family and showed us videos of you two rocking out loud with your guitars!"

Lincoln and Luna couldn't help but smile proudly and excitedly knowing that the musical talent they showed to Slash and Zakk is gaining more fame among other rock bands!

"That's awesome that our musical talents are spreading to other bands to see!" Luna said in excitement.

"I know right?!" Lincoln said just as excited as his big sister. "This is awesome!"

"Not only they showed us your videos." Gene spoke up. "But they asked us to help you get in to our concert."

The Louds gasped at what they just heard. The very and that's having a concert in their home town, sitting in their house is volunteering to help hook them up to their concert.

"You want to help get us into your concert?!" Lynn Sr. asked excitedly as the other family members looked at the band in excitement.

The band nodded to the family. "That's right!"

"But we already saw how pricy the tickets to the concert is." Rita said. "And since we are a big family, it would be very costly for us."

"We did wanted to go." Lincoln said. "But we just couldn't."

Paul spoke up. "Yeah kid. We already figured how expensive they are to regular people and how many people will go to our concert especially to a big family like you."

"And anyone who's friends of Slash and Zakk Wylde, especially their family." Gene said. "Is especially invited to be at front row to our concert all for free! Courtesy of Kiss!"

The family gasped bigger. They actually want to hook the Loud family up to front row seats at their concert all for free!

"Front row?!" The family exclaimed excitedly! "For free?!"

"That's right Louds!" Paul said. "All for you and any friends and date you have! That's the beauty of knowing Slash and Zakk!"

"Any fans for are friends with Slash and Zakk is our friends too!" Gene said doing his famous tongue tricks!

The Loud family cheered in absolute excitement and happiness! The entire family was being hooked up by Kiss with all the benefits they have to offer! Front row seats at the concert and all for free! Lincoln and Luna were the most happy knowing their friendship with Slash and Zakk Wylde is really starting to pay off!

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" The family shouted shaking the hands of each of the band members.

"I can't believe this is happening to us!" Lincoln said excitedly! "I'm definitely gonna invite my friends and Ronnie Anne to join us!

"This is gonna be so amazing dudes!" Luna shouted in excitement. "I'll invite Sam and my friends too!"

"Literally the best thing to ever to me!" Lori shouted happily. "Bobby boo boo bear should definitely come!"

"This will undoubtedly be an excellent experience for all of us to enjoy as family and friends." Lisa said.

"Got that right!" Lynn Jr. said with a rock pose.

"Yay!" Lilly shouted clapping her little hands giggling then doing a rock pose with her fingers. "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

The band couldn't help but laugh at Lilly's cuteness.

"I can definitely make great outfits for all of us to wear for the concert to match yours!" Leni suggested to the family and the band. "This will be totes rockin for all of us!"

"That sounds like a great idea Leni!" Eric said to the second oldest Loud sibling.

"And I'll make the perfect makeup for all of us to match yours!" Lola said. "I'm always great with makeup.

"Great idea Lola!" Tommy said happily "I'll bet you all will look awesome in your new looks."

"Lola" Lana spoke up to her twin. "It's actually face paint not really make up."

"And it's a concert not another beauty pageant." Lynn Jr. spoke up.

"Make up, face paint, whatever!" Lola said in her usual bratty tone. "I still want us to look good in front of Kiss!"

"Ok." Luan said before doing another lame joke. "Just don't try too hard or you'll turn us into "Jokers" hahahaha! Get it?"

The family groaned at her lame joke trying to reference the Joker in DC comics.

Paul turned to Lincoln and Luna. "Is Luan always like that?" He asked the two siblings.

"Yeah pretty much." Luna said.

"You'll get used to it." Lincoln said.

Lucy then spoke up. "You know guys. I don't really enjoy activities like concerts that much due to my gothic style. But I'll definitely join everyone to spend time with my family." The gothic sibling said with a small smile on her face and doing a rock pose with her hand.

"That's the spirit Lucy!" Gene said smiling at the gothic sibling.

"We'll everyone this will definitely be one concert we'll never forget." Lynn Sr. Said happily.

"Why don't we all get our friends together and get ready then throw a big pre concert party?" Rita suggested.

"Great idea Rita." Paul said smiling at the mother. "And don't worry about travel. Our tour bus will be big enough to fit all of us in it when we get to the concert."

"Thanks guys." Lincoln said smiling at the band. "You're the best."

"Our pleasure little man." Gene said rubbing his white hair. "Thank Slash and Zakk for hooking y'all up with us."

"Hey. Maybe while we are at the party, you Luna and Sam can do a little Jam session for us." Eric suggested.

"Yeah! We'd love to hear you rock n roll for us!" Tommy said to the siblings.

Luna and Lincoln smiled brightly at the band. This was another opportunity to show famous rockers how they rock and roll too like they did with Slash and Zakk.

"Great idea dudes!" Luna shouted.

"Yeah." Lincoln said "We'd love to do that!"

"Alright everyone." Rita spoke up. "Let's all get ready and send our invites out."

With that the band and the family went about their separate ways to get ready for the pre concert party.