One day hirez employee and former csar of the russian fruit market "sewka bleeyat" wanted diversity in paladins as all they had back then were humans and trees which was pretty diverse for the time actually

He then went up to "yung yung" programmer of paladins notifications and man who added 3 pixels to the gold icon and asked him to help program a russian hit sensation who could run 5 miles without feeling leg cramps and looked like the child of rasputin

This idea was later converted into big greasy russian man and man with bigger shoes that reaper mccreeper "viktor igor vladinski dmiitri"

Before viktor became an official citizen of paladinland after migrating and running across 24 countries and a mans backyard

Viktor was part of a csgo pro esports team known as the "rushing russians" whose motto was "cyka the blyat and you get a splyat" even though the team only had 2 russians

The team consisted of big russian female man "tyra" who was entry fragger but couldnt get past 3 kills and said people were using footstephacks when they got more than 4 headshots in 13 rounds

Next member was infinite warfare god and girl who thinks shes in faze "kinessa" who assumed the role of scouter because she said the awp was "not allowing her to use her exo suit ability"

Man owl and guy who put his camouflage make up wrong "strix" was also a sniper but kept forgetting this was csgo and not phantom forces: war of the robloxmans and was forced to learn that even if you shoot with an awp at point blank range the bullet will still miss by 5 meters

Lastly was woman who put a rock in her gun and addict to drones "vivian" who wanted to look more like that ryuko girl from kill la kill i think and thought that armor was extra health in csgo and sprayed the ak47 in a circle because she said "the bullets will converge into one point"

Anyway after viktor moved to paladinland and got a visa he stopped his csgo esports and shit and did csgo case openings and won 1000 dollars worth of p250 sand dunes

He also became friends with big eyebrow man lex and met cow sheriff and scary man androxus who blew him away when he was shown what actual recoil looked like

Anyway his friends are here so hes pretty comfortable and shit but he doesnt like it when he had to wake up to angry french people screaming about their baguettes being stolen by a loli girl who eats fish for cereal