"Hey weebo"
"Hey deebo"
"Whatre you doing"
"Nothing"
This was the average conversation at hirez studios but more importantly pay attention to the man called weebo his full name was weeabus animeus obsessiusiusius and wanted to make paladins character naruto run
The first victim of this was maeve
Anyway weeby here thought he would make a new japanese sensation paladin man but forgot how katana people looked like and instead made an angry looking chinese man from 200 bc
He was going to name this beautiful creation something japanese like xxx小明xxx but decided to shorten it to "zhin" (however the fuck he managed that) after looking at countless textbooks and coming to the conclusion chinese names were never more than 6 letters long or easy to read
Zhin was said to be stripped of his noble heritage and shit and founded the chinese ku klux klan or something according to paladins coffee maker and human cardboard box "ching chong chum"
But what they didnt tell you is that zhin once aspired to become a ballet dancing sensation and had hobbies like mugging people with wooden sticks
Edgelord himself was also man who become a fidget spinner due to his self taught ballet lessons and looked like a girl not because he was chinese but because he forgot his hair existed
He also doesnt like music like mans not hot simply because hes literally on fire everywhere like fernando but not spicy or a meatball
Zhin was once a friend of ching chong chunk and man with a big nose and ugly face sha lin but soon unfriended him when sha lin tweeted out that zhins face looked like one of those angry chinese fruitsellers who sold mangoes for a living and could barely make 3 cents a month
Zhin is also somehow considered a flank despite not qualifying for any category as a flank except being an above average cunt and watching too much sword art online thinking he can settle gun fights with swords
He currently has made a very accurate guide on how to become a chinese first you must eat 7 to 8 pots of rice every day while using chopsticks and holding at a 76.828485 degree angle and remembering to scream very appropriate phrases like "shoe the" and "sex sex" trust me i am a level 7 chinese i know what im doing