Big ching chong chunk and man who has underwent 73 different types of korean plastic surgeries "sha lin" was once friends with ballet dancing chinese "zhin" until he tweeted out that zhin looked like a poor fruitseller
Little is known about this handsome looking bastard mainly because he was an actual bastard and no one gives a shit mate
But i am here to deliver your daily dose of intellectual lore facts that you never asked for (youre welcome by the way)
Big chink sha lin was also created by hirez employee and man who thinks hes in a shounen "weeby weebo"
After creating zhin he thought he would create a rivalling character similar to zhins facial species features
If zhin was a sad fruitselling chinese that had 200 bc fashion sense then what was the opposite of that
Yes an annoying handsome chinese fuckwad thats correct
Sha lin was given the name sha lin because it sounds chinese enough and was not more than 6 letters
He is a very strange man because his name sounds chinese yet he looks like your average korean actor who underwent 73 facial surgeries and 25 plastic implants and also likes arabian music while speaking in the rare american language of english
He uses a bow because he thought guns were too mainstream and fucking expensive
"Why buy a big metal block when i can make a weapon out of 3 sticks and 3 strings" said sha lin after he watched too much of lexs le epic unfunny minecraft streams
Sha lin is also attracted to girl who puts raw fish in sandwiches "maeve" according to some people but maeve thinks hes a weirdo and has a big nose so she doesnt like him and thinks that his face needs less plastic and more surgery
Sha lin is also one of those guys who has a checklist of girls he wants to date in case one of them finds him ugly or was bothered by his big nose and shitty smile
Another girl he wanted was girl who is best friends with a bird and probably wants to be a bird "cassie" who also likes him mainly because he can shoot arrows and become the invisible man
Speaking of invisible sha lin was one of those le funny pranking sensations that made a youtube channel with shitty dubstep intros and liked to go invisible and push people on the street or steal their shoes and call it a "social experiment" when it was actually just "being an above average cunt" which made lex very annoyed especially when he had to stop his minecraft lets play stream just to detain a man who steals fucking shoes for a video