Guess what spastics its another gabenramen fanfiction brought to you by the fanfiction god himself gabennius ramennius isacuntius

As you know i get tons of reviews because i am gabenramen and gabenramens are obviously popular obviously

So as requested by no once again i have come to bring you quality facts and lores for those of you who need depression

Now lets get rooooiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhtttttt into the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwssssssss

As you know the very intelligent non-spastic and defintiely-passed-their-gcses people at hirez have introduced another cunt to the unwanted love child of league of legos and overwankedtoohard "paladins"

This all started when hirez employee "fung fung" was reading reddit like the average mental person and saw that many people liked to flank as fernando because it was funny to see a giant meatball bloke in metal roasting people and cooking spicy meatballs as he moved

He did not like this because he was one of thise shits who respected the integrity of a game and who recite to you the entire terms and services if you pirates minecraft

He then had a fantastic idea "why not make a flank that shoots fire" he thought "and spits on people" he added because he was special

And this was how moji was born isnt that great

Moji is the half sister of "judy hops" a famous movie character from animal crossing

Many people have misconceptions about this fact and commonly think thay moji is actually related to monkey man "mojojojo" and her full name is actually "mojijiji"

This was later clarified and confirmed to be untrue by fung fung and his human brain cell "cheeky breeky"

She likes to ride on big dragon turtle things which have two heads and one of them is special

Little did you know mojis name was derived from the word "emoji" (who knew)

This was because hirez couldnt think of a name due to lack of creativity and possibly a right brain and were one of those special snowflakes who were excited for animojis (why apple) and decided to use the last four letters therefore giving rise to "moji" the most creative name ever since the formation of our planet earth-chan

Moji likes to get her big dragon mutation thing and spit on people and then post instagram videos of it and get millions of views while being unfunny you know the usual shit

When moji says noji and gets angry wangry she turns people into biscuits and eats them but dont worry its just a prank bro

Now for some fun facts on this absolute spastic

When hirez employee "horny mcthorny" saw the project on creating a bunny riding a dog dragon turtle threesome lovechild he was in awe and inspired to add a move to make it even more of a cunt and this was how moji got her reversal ability but this time turned people into doggy biscuits which is totally not disturbing in any way

Did you know that because of said big dog dragon turtle hybrid threesome lovechild moji scares away neko girl who eats raw fish for 6 meals a day "maeve" and gets frightened because she finally knows what those mice she eats feel like when being chased by a big scary animal lovechild

Additionally as evident in the name moji is obviously no doubt one of those annoying people on whatsapp that use emojis unironically when chatting this was how the ob65 trailer came about as moji kept sending short gifs to skye whilst ending off the message with a crying laughing emoji for 3 weeks straight which pissed her off super bad which is why she stole the crystal from moji but was then turned into a biscuit because it was a big noji from moji

Lastly moji is also the unwanted lovechild of furry man pip and this was where she got her flanking genes

Incredible

Thank you for reading this i have depression good bye