Based on a true mythology:
Many people know that odin has kids that like to fuck around and smack each other with hammers and turn themselves into goats for a funny god moment for their youtube pranking channel but little did you know that apart from thor odinson and loki adoptedodinson was their third brother and half brother of swedish warlord "toblerone" "barik plywoodchairik"
Barik was cast down onto earth from asburg because he built ikea plywood chairs for the gods and they kept breaking and it wasnt very fun when the almighty warlord god odin sat down to give a speech on how asgard is running out of soap and had to stop because he broke the chair five words in
Barik was sad because now he couldnt build big ikea plywood chairs for big gods and had to build small ones for little shits he called humans but odin said if he makes friends on earth he can come back like how thor did
This was the start of bariks adventure so he can go back home and become the god of carpenters and plywood trees truly a strong ambition any sane man on this planet would want
So he started out by building ikea plywood chairs for people who had to sit down like hikers even though they had only walked 4 feet
He once made nice tables that can be seen all across the realm
For example on magistrates anchovies you can see many tables and big wooden poles that support taller tables
He made those good job barik
He also likes to make little robots that spit on people and give them 12th degree burns this was also why he was kicked out of asburgard because it was apparently not a good thing if your mini robot spitter shot the prince
Barik later became a successful businessman which is why we have ikea
He also hired fernando to cook spicy meatballs that were in swedish because he liked sweden and he was a big fan of youtube god "felix aardvark wolf shellburg (i think thats his name)"
Now you may be wondering "whatdhjfnfkxosbfnwbcbkaoc" and thats a great question toblerone is currently also making mini robots that spit on people current both barik plywoodchairik and toblerone are currently competing on whose social experiment pranking channel gets more views with them shooting strangers at the fishmarket
Not only that but barik is also competitively competing to see if his ikea plywood chairs would sell more than toblerones toblerones
These battles are currently still on going and is in the favour of toblerone
But aside from being a dick and making chairs that break barik has sick hobbies like playing minecraft and praying to the god of steves and swedish squares "markusius 'notchinessius' perrsoniusiusiusius" he later converted his religion and is now currently praying to the god of swedish beards and bad updates "jeb_" (note that the underscore is actually an ancient swedish hieroglyphic that has been used since the dawn of swedish fishmongers and shoemakers this was to signify he would spark the creation of beautiful things in this case it was minecraft musical song parodies)
Now you might be thinking does barik have any friends
Well theres fernando
And i think drogoz likes his shoes of something
Thats probably about it