Many people say terminus is big and scary and theyre right
But many people dont know that terminus was actually based off handsome squidward and watched loads of anime this is why he looks like one of those guys from fashion magazines and carry oversized weapons
Terminus was originally a man who wanted to make himself more beautiful than the god of all beauty himself handsome squidward but this was a problem because not many people in paladinland knew how to do handsome surgery
One day he went to weedsmoker and man who was obsessed with snake bdsm "mal weedba" and in hope to get some body surgery
This ended up quite well in the sense that he almost died and lost his heart because weed damba thought he wanted a heart transplant as he was smoking too much grass again from the local nature reserve and was saying jaden smith quotes like "if the heart beats, what beats the heart" before collapsing onto the floor and dreaming about more snake bdsm as usual
This was very bad for terminus because now he was going to die and but more importantly he wasnt beautiful enough
This was all going to shit until woman who likes balls "seris" came in to see what was going on
Seris didnt know how to do heart surgery but decided to use the flawless method that solved all her problems like fixing the washing machine which was to shove a ball into broken things
So she shoved her ball into terminus because she thouht t would work and also really didnt know what the fuck she was supposed to do anyway
Apparently this was a success and now terminus could still carry on smashing peoples heads in while still looking beautiful
This was also a big plus because now he can flex this big ball in the hole where his hearts supposed to be and wont be made fun off by other people who thought his face looked gay
He was however very sad as now he was suffering from purple eye sickness which was not to be confused with green eye disease
Speaking on green eye disease smaller scary man "androxus" became friends with bigger scary man terminus and tried not to show his gay side
Together they vowed to overthrow handsome squiward in order to be the most handsome lads in the whole of paladinland while still bashing peoples heads in
Now aside from this terminus does have hobbies like every other character for example he loves playing golf but all the golf clubs are his hammer and the balls a bowling ball from some bowling alley he stole from
He would use this own ball but he would probably die and he was not prepared to give up his life just to become the next little putter esports world champion
Other hobbies included mass murder and town terrorism but this was pretty usual so there isnt much to say about it
