People love calling drogoz a lizard mainly because they like to see him cry

But the truth is drogoz is actually the better half brother of leafyishere and has an actual brain

Drogoz was created because hirez thought that the game had too much skill and needed a flying lizardman who likes to think hes a dragon go around places like castles and fishmarkets and carrying out world war 2 bombings on passersby

Drogoz was originally once a sad lizard because of his birth defect that didnt give him wings

His brother leafywashere also had this birth defect but later became a youtube musical bullying sensation and their family just didnt want to have any connections with him anymore

Sad drogoz was very down in the dongers because he couldnt fly and spit on people from 100 ft in the air

But that was until when he met the swedish god of felixes and diy furniture "barik diyplywoodchairik" who made him ikea wings (this is the actual lore by the way)

Drogoz was very happy because now he can fly and carry outside aerial terrorist attacks and become the first flying pranking youtube sensation ever born

His family was very proud of him (actually they just want to move to a different continent and disown him because of this but dont tell him this)

Drogoz is also one of those sad junk collectors because he read too many fairy tales that say dragons keep shitloads of gold when in actual fact their real occupation was to be highly trained stock market experts or very tsundere maids

Drogoz went around the country to collect weird shit like big tables and thrown out flower shop window panes and sometimes collected large sums of money like 27 cents and half a zimbabwean dollar

Did you know that drogoz accidentally conducted a similar event to the notorious 9/11 terrorist attack this involved him using his ultimate and missing his target and charging straight into the twin castles instead this event was later known as paladine/11

Other things to note about drogoz is that his hobby is bothering people and watching too many mecha anime which is why he cosplayed as a robot dragon once because he thought he could become a cool kid that way

Hes also one of those very cool guys that dont tip waitresses and instead ask them to tip him

He is also currently in the longest game of "stealing from stealers" with loli girl who rubs catnip on her face "maeve"

One time he stole maeves fish that she "bought" from the local fishmarket in fishmarket and maeve stole his shoes because he didnt had any baguettes so drogoz stole her knives but she stole them back them drogoz stole her minifridge and she stole his half a zimbabwean dollar and so on

This has been going on for 6 months and its very concerning because now theyre just leaving notes on each others house saying either "i stole the fourth flower from your vase" or "i stole the second pebble from the right of your house"