"Pewii prie cpir is pt w"
"Fwoosh fwosoheid woucpw"
"Tshshdidisnfbowlapwi"
This was the average thought process of an advanced warfare player but it was also what goes on in the head of the fuckwad who stands back at spawn and still manages to get a 30 killstreak just by looking ay people and running away "cancercell"
I mean "kinessa"
Kinessa was made by a bloke who thought advance warfare was a good game
He was special but thats all hirez hires anyway
So he decided to propose the advance warfare god herself to the ceo of hirez "chintala bung bung chala bung" or "bung bung" if youre chinese
Hirez thought "this was the greatest idea weve ever had" which was what they also said to the creation of absolutely spastic characters which is basically every character
You might be thinking kinessas not that bad well fuck you its not fun when youre actually playing with skill and a motherucker gets forty times your streak and kills just but fucking around at the back of the map
Hirez thought it was a great idea to give her teleporting abilities because yes we need that shit inthis fucking game very well done as always hirez
During development they were contemplating if they should make her a viktor or a strix but couldnt decide so they just smashed two guns together and now its annoying
Now for some backstory as you already heard shes part of that russian gangbang that cant play csgo for nuts well the explanations actually her and probably every other call of duty character in that team because she keeps jumping around in dust2 matches and asking in voicechat "WHERES MY EXOSUIT" and proceed to fall of maps like vertigo even though no sane man on this planet-chan actually plays vertigo
She is still connected with her callof duty crew just that no one really wants to talk to her mainly because they realise how fucking annoying she can get and viktor just keeps doing nova sand dune unboxings
Now shes just running around shooting ranges and trying to shoot targets while jumping even though the guy owning told her countless to "SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU SPAZMONKEY"