"Hey wumwum"
"Hey yumyum"
"Whatre doing"
"Something"
"Something useful?"
"Nope"
This was another conversation at hirez
Hows it going bros my name a gaaaaaaaaaaaabenramen and ya mums got some new shit for you after a one month hiatus (insert sad fuck all fanfiction writer story here ecksdee text emojis)
Its gonna be chinese new year faggots and you know what that means its time for me to make fun of paladins again hoorah
Ever since i saw the new chinese new year skins like a fucking month ago it intrigued me because i definitely have waited anxiously for 3 months to fucking play as a chinese woman with a big ball or the beefy version of mulan
Speaking of beefy mulans thats exactly our topic for today youre welcome sorry ecksdee meme
Beefy mulan or also known by her formal longwinded name "ash" was one of the paladinians who lived in this shithole of a realm
Ash is one of the okay characters which means shes actually better than most people in terms of being less of a cunt especially since she has more important things to do like being the ultimate linkin park fan and going all edgy
The reason why ash has big weapons like her oversized portable cannon from world war 2 is not because of anime you silly goose billies but because she needs to get beefier especially after she listened to "be a man" and now actually looks like a man
She likes to play jokes on people no not pranks jokes theres a difference
Pranks are when people are mortally wounded or die of embarassing deaths while jokes are when people are mortally wounded and di- oh wait
Anyway she likes to use that big world war 2 cannon and send people flying away and making then think theyre birds
This was also her hobby
Other hobbies include smashing walls and breaking into people homes and then running away as a prank it was quite funny actually unless youre the sad gub gub living there
Shes also the progenitor of red black hair styles and was copied by vivian who just inverted the colours like the average motherfucker pretty neat to be honest
Ummm...
Theres really not much i can say about her shes pretty quiet and edgy thats all
Well actually there was this one time she wanted to become the next apollo mission and tried to turn herself into a rocket with her cannon
Didnt really go well though
There was also this other time where she wanted to make "starting street fights" her hobby but realise the girl who runs 10 miles in an hour and dresses up as a cat kept stealing her targets and started feeling really sad because now she couldnt do real life wwe with random people on the street
This was also how she became edgy