KhanAcademy is one of the smartest channels on youube to teach people on mathematics and simplify them so even your dog can become stephen hawking

Sadly this khan is not an academy nor a proper khan

Greetings fellow fanfictioneers it is i gabenramen and i returned because i heatd hirez developed a brain

I thought i was going to see new gamemodes but it was actually negative one of a gamemode and a new beeflord (fuck why we have terminus we dont need another weight lifter)

Khan is the most creative name i could have ever thought off

According to our lords and saviours themselves in hirez they created the best storytelling backstory of how he held a flagpole and stood there for a day and was elected as housekeeper (you cant make this shit up)

Sadly i have not experienced the joy of playing khan but through various experiences and when by various i mean just two and a quarter of a match in addition to looking at his face all the time when checking maeve i have concluded he is not annoying

No

He is the definition of fucking annoying

Yes everyday i come to paladins to excitedly get grabbed by a weight lifter who could probably bench press a cow and a half and send me off from brightmarsh to foremans rise

But enough of rant lets talk about pant (i mean backstory)

Obviously it is obviously obvious that khan was elected housekeeper for showing that man was born to lift flagpoles but little did you know he was a bodybuilder before becoming the guardian of the aristocratic house of acorn

But he was no average muscle man because instead of lifting weights he carried tourists around the city and played shot put with trash bags and fling them all the way to ascensions peak when his wife asks him to "take out the trash"

Now you might be asking "oi mate u fuckin twat wha are dem blokes 'obbies mait" and i already answered that hes a weight lifter what the fuck did you expect me to say he bakes cakes for the poor or self learns ballet in his pass time what the fuck you on about mate

Now anyway why did such a beefy man become a gatekeeper

Well one he needed a job because apparently its illegal to steal the job of tourist chariots or "coaches" as for all you weeaboos might call it in paladinland

And second he needed to stop lifting houses when some womans trying to make lunch

So he decided to lift a flagpole to prove his worthiness to the house of aircon

The house of acolite was very impressed because theyve never seen a commoner before

Nor someone lifting a flagpole for a day straight (this man has nothing better to do honestly)

But it was pretty neat so they decided to make him the housekeeper guardian gatekeeper of the house of arco-pizzicato and promoted to super legendary ultra sergeant lieutenant global nova elite which came with priveleges such as being able to walk around a mansion

Also everyone theres fucking terrified of him especially when its a man who could probably throw over mount everest and has a metal skull on his shoulder

Anyway khans happy and watches khanacademy videos because now he needs to have an iq of at least 400 according to aristocrat standards

And he lived happily ever after

But wait

Did you realise something

He didnt lift a flagpole

He lifted a banner

Get ecksdeed xdddddddddddddddddddddddd