At the beginning of the episode, Cameron and Mike are waiting to go to the bathroom that has been occupied by Jo, Zoey, and Anne Maria.
Cameron: Um, hello? Is it our turn yet?
Anne Maria: Ah, keep your panties on. Yeesh, nice hair.
"Okay," Beth said. "How long were you girls in the bathroom?"
"16 minutes," Jo answered. "Would've been only 12 if it wasn't for her."
"Thanks for that," Mike said.
"And for complimenting my hair," Zoey added.
"No problem," Anne Maria said. "Though, I did say it was like Princess Leia lost a fight."
Zoey: Actually, it's more like Queen Amidala.
Anne Maria: More like Queen I'm a dork-a.
The gang from the first 3 seasons laughed again.
"Zoey just got roasted by Anne Maria," Gwen said.
Jo, Brick and Scott laughed too.
"Still think your hair's cool, though," Anne Maria said to Zoey.
"Thanks," Zoey said. "Lavender shampoo."
"What about you guys?" Anne Maria asked.
"My shampoo's blue," Trent said.
"Mine's silver," Justin said. "What about you, Gwen?"
"I double condition," she answered.
"Chris thought that was boring," Courtney said, causing everyone this time to laugh.
Anne Maria then sprays her hair to show how it's done, but lets it get near Jo and Zoey.
"That's a little too much," Jo said.
"It wasn't too much," Zoey said. "It just nearly got into our mouths."
"Sorry about that," Anne Maria said. "But check out the result."
Anne Maria: Now that's how you do hair. Jo: I'll pass on the frilly girly hair care, thank you.
"I can see why not everyone appreciates it," Anne Maria said.
"You know," Brick said. "It couldn't hurt to go outside what you're used to. You fashionistas taught me that."
"That's right," Justin said. "You transferred into our fashion school."
"Tom and Jen were there," Dakota said. "Jen and I now share a room together."
Jo then pulls out a razor. The camera then pans over to Zoey and Anne Maria both looking disgusted, though it is not shown what exactly Jo was shaving.
"Were you shaving your hair?" Gwen asked.
"Leg hair," Jo answered.
Now, everyone but Jo felt disgusted.
"We know," Zoey and Anne Maria said.
"And with that kind of razor?" Justin asked.
"Not good, Jo," Harold said.
"I agree," Courtney said.
In the rats' cabin, only 4 men were still standing.
Brick: Fellow rats. We are going to stop those maggots, for we are a team of men!
Lightning: To team men.
"The boys are kicking some butt," Brick said.
"I'll say you are," Zoey said.
"Yeah," Dawn said. "You guys got rid of half the girls that were on this season."
"They say you must do whatever it takes to win," Scott said.
"And let's hope that never again involves framing other contestants," Gwen said.
"Or purposely losing challenges," Courtney said.
Those from the first 3 seasons remember that from experience, especially during seasons 2 and 3. They all put their hands together until Sam puts his in which freaks out the other members due to Sam's thumb looking different, as the result of ten years of gaming. Except for Sam, everyone's jaws dropped.
"What?" Beth started.
"The?" Dakota continued.
"Hell!?" Brick finished.
"What happened to you?" Harold asked.
Scott: Yikes! What's with the circus thumb? Sam: This thing? 10 years of gaming right there.
"My god!" Courtney exclaimed.
"Even the best gamers know when to take a break," Lindsay said.
"You look like you always play games straight into the overnight hours," Trent said.
"Can you blame me if I did?" Sam asked. "I told you I'm a gamer guy."
Lightning: Video games? Listen Champ. We are men. You are a smelly ball of dough with ears.
Sam: Hey! Gamers are athletes too. We've got keen hand-eye coordination.
"That is true," Harold said.
"Body coordination is key in these fields," Courtney said.
"You guys could learn a thing or 2 from us," Brick said.
He then shows that gamers are just as great as them by grabbing a piece of cheese off a mouse trap, without setting it off.
Scott: Wow!
"Neat trick," Jo said.
"What I tell ya?" Sam asked.
"It was pretty cool," Anne Maria said.
The guys are amazed by his trick, until he gets closer and steps on the mouse trap, then backs up into a whole pile of them.
"Ooh!" Everyone winced.
"I was okay," Sam said.
"And that's why those traps are not for people," Gwen said.
"We should've taken some of those to catch rats in our homes," Beth said.
Sam: *Confessional* So maybe that wasn't the best way to show my skills, but I'm totally out of practice! Chris confiscated my last handheld yesterday. I haven't played a video game in fourteen hours, five minutes, and twenty-two seconds! Ah! Can someone please send me a game console?
"That long?" Jo asked.
"Way to be specific," Trent said.
"Wasn't my fault," Sam said. "We've gone way longer without complaining," Beth said.
"Some of us didn't even live with that kind of technology," Scott said.
"We can see why," Justin said.
"Some time on the island you're having," Dakota said.
Chris then announces the next challenge, where the campers arrive at an auditorium.
"This ought to be good," Brick said.
"It will for me," Anne Maria said. "At least, it was gonna start out good."
"What do you mean by that?" Zoey asked.
"No spoilers, princess lonely," Anne Maria told her.
"Only as a child," Zoey commented. "You should know that by now."
Mike tries to win back Zoey by complimenting her hair, after his other personality hurt their relationship.
"Nice of you to say, Mike," Zoey said.
"Your hair is just as awesome as mine," Gwen said.
"And that flower just adds to what makes yours unique," Anne Maria said.
"Thanks," Zoey said.
Zoey: Let me guess. And your character, Vito, likes Anne Maria's hair?
"Vito, yes," Mike said. "Me? I like yours way more."
"Man," Gwen said. "Your alternate characters must have been a real headache back then."
"Trust me," Mike said. "They were. "I couldn't take it anymore."
Zoey: *Confessional* I really thought Mike was a nice guy. But either he's into me or Anne Maria. Pick a side, okay?
Mike: *Confessional* My multiple personalities are really messing things up with Zoey, especially Vito. I never thought I'd have so much trouble just keeping my shirt on.
"Woah!" Anne Maria said. "If I wasn't sorry before, I'm definitely sorry now."
"No kidding," Scott said. "One was bad enough, but 3 is a nightmare."
"I swear, I'm on Zoey's side," Mike said. "I just wish my alternate characters would split away and be separate people."
Enter Chris on his jetpack.
"Why is he in a formal suit?" Gwen asked.
"And why is his hair white?" Jo added.
"Probably dyed it white," Justin said. "One could only imagine what Gwen would do if it was dyed blue and green."
"Don't even go there," Gwen said.
Chris: Welcome to your next challenge: The weird and wild fashion spectacular!
Dakota, Anne Maria and Justin got the most pumped.
"Now he's talking our language," Justin said.
"Heck yeah!" Dakota said.
She and Justin gave Anne Maria high 5s.
"Now I see why this was supposed to be your favorite," Gwen said.
Anne Maria: Fashion, now you're talking.
Jo: Eh, fashion. Waste of time.
Anne Maria: So says the girl in men's prison sweats.
"Hold up!" Harold said. "Jo wears men's clothing?"
"Is there a side of you we don't know, Jo?" Brick asked.
Jo looked nervous.
"Maybe a little," Jo said. "But I like to keep that information classified."
"It's alright," Dawn said.
"Like we said before," Trent said. "It's always the more villainous that seems more relatable."
Chris then blows an air horn and says they won't be the ones walking down the runway.
"That's a let down," Scott said.
"I was so about to strut my stuff," Anne Maria said.
"I wish I was there for that," Justin said.
"Me too," Dakota said. "I was too busy working as an intern."
Chris: Here's how it's gonna work. Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes, a makeup kit and 10 minutes to make and dress a model.
The judges were him, Chef and this episode's total drama classic competitor: Lindsay, who pops out of a suitcase wearing her new, blue cowgirl boots.
Lindsay: Yay! Don't you just love my special fashion judgey shoes?
"There you are, Lindsay," Beth said.
"Nice cowgirl boots," Brick said.
"Totally kicking," Justin said.
"Thanks," Lindsay said.
"You weren't the only one wearing boots on the show," Brick said.
"I have a few back home," Scott said.
Zoey: Wow! We get to dress an actual model.
"Total buzz hype," Beth said.
"Heck yeah!" Justin said.
"Super glorious," Mike said.
"I'm all for that," Lindsay said.
Unfortunately, instead of human models, Chris says that it has to be a mutated animal out on the island.
Chris: They're wild, they're mutated and like me, despise teenagers. Okay fashionistas. Go!
The campers then set off into the woods.
"Total buzzkill!" Beth said.
"Those things have been out to kill us all season," Mike said.
"So unfair," Cameron said.
"I just hope I don't get puked on by any of those creatures again," Brick said.
The first attempt of catching an animal was done by Mike, trying to catch a mutated frog. After catching it, the frog starts teleporting itself and Mike off a tree, before disappearing and leaving Mike to fall to the ground.
"I was okay," Mike said. "But I hate being around those mutated animals."
"You ain't the only one," Jo said. "Getting so embarrassing."
Lightning tries to kick a turtle shell, until a tail grabs him, angering the turtle who punches Lightning away.
"That's why you don't mess with those turtles," Jo said.
"We'll be sure to tell Lightning," Scott said.
"Guess the rats weren't having any luck either," Brick said.
"Maybe I will," Cameron said.
Cameron then finds a seemingly normal beaver, which he grabs.
Cameron: Gotcha!
"Way to go, Cameron," Anne Maria said.
"Thanks," Cameron said.
"Totally radical," Gwen said.
Unfortunately, the beaver is the end of a mutated angler fish, which scares Cameron and Jo away.
"Oh come on!" Lindsay said.
"So unfair," Dakota commented.
Scott: Pizza? What's this doing here?
"Who doesn't love a good slice of pizza?" Gwen asked.
"We just had some earlier," Lindsay said.
"Totally delicious," Harold said.
Turns out Fang is waiting to catch Scott in a trap.
Scott: Hmm. Too bad there's pepperoni on it. Otherwise, I'd totally eat that.
"Good thing I planned ahead on what pizza to get," Anne Maria said. "Scott hates pepperoni."
"Good luck getting pepperoni to Bridgette," Gwen said.
Fang goes to remove the pepperoni slices and Scott walks behind him and activates the trap, which traps Fang.
Scott: Oh perfect. No pepperoni.
"Not everyone loves pepperoni," Lindsay said.
"No kidding," Jo said.
"I would rather go for plain if there's no vegetarian pizza," Dawn said.
Scott grabs the pizza and leaves, angering Fang.
"Take that, Fang!" Scott said.
"That'll show him," Justin said.
"Nice move," Trent said.
Mike: So, which one do we use?
Zoey: Uh, maybe we should find something that can't eat us.
"Not a single non mutated animal," Zoey said.
"This bites," Anne Maria said.
"To think the rats were having a tough time," Jo said.
"Yeah," Brick said.
Chris: Five minutes people!
"Dang it!" Anne Maria said. "The teams are running out of time."
"We had to come up with something fast," Mike said.
Cameron encounters a maggot and suggests using it for the challenge.
"Was he talking about the little one or the big one that puked up a hurricane?" Beth asked.
Those from the first 3 seasons looked grossed out.
"I hope it's the little one," Gwen said.
"We all do," Mike said.
Jo: Killer idea bubble boy.
"Thanks," Cameron said. "Now let's just hope we use the little one."
"I agree," Anne Maria said.
Anne Maria: Step aside and let me work. This maggot's gotta look banging.
"My time to shine has come," Anne Maria said.
"Good luck, girl," Scott said.
"You so go this," Lindsay said.
As for the rats, they too were running out of time.
Scott: Come on guys. There's gotta be something on the island we can catch.
"I'm starting to get worried," Brick said. "None of the rats are as good on animals as Dawn."
"Maybe you should've thought about that before unfairly voting me off," Dawn said.
The boys encounter Sasquatchanakwa walking into his cave. Having only three minutes, they decide to use it, but are afraid due to its size.
"I remember him," Beth said.
"I had quite a talk with him," Lindsay said.
"And you weren't afraid?" Jo asked.
"Not really," Lindsay said.
"You should've seen him at that pool party we went to," Justin said.
Sam: Uh, I don't know guys. How are we gonna get it out of there and dress it in time?
"Not many options to choose from in 3 minutes," Harold said.
"No kidding," Anne Maria said.
"We sure were in a pickle," Sam said.
Brick: Firepower. The only way to take down a formidable enemy. Come on.
"What kind of fire power were you making?" Beth asked.
"Get ready to find out," Brick said.
"Let's hope this works," Sam said.
"I agree," Scott said. "The 2 minute warning might have sounded by the time Brick finished."
"I can't wait to see it," Trent said.
Brick: Men, you were looking at a live DDB. Denoting Duffel Bag. It can forcibly dress any target within its 60 foot blast radius. Clothes, glue and a little bit of fertilizer.
"Good call," Scott said. "Don't want the clothes to stink up."
"That's really thoughtful," Gwen said.
"Way to go, Brick," Cameron said.
Brick thanked them, but Sam noticed a flaw in the idea.
Sam: Army boots? Puffy vests? Jock straps? Guys, this is a fashion show.
"You mixed jock straps with military clothes?" Jo asked.
"We were running out of time," Brick said in his defense.
"Unbelievable," Courtney said.
"That could've been my jock strap," Jo said.
"Do you wear jock straps?" Lindsay asked.
"That's not the point!" Jo exclaimed.
Sam goes to Dakota for some fashion advice. Over on the maggots' team, Anne Maria dresses the maggot like a rapper, which the team and the maggot dislike, so Zoey offers to dress it with another outfit.
"You chose the big one?" Gwen asked.
"Maybe we should've gone with the little one," Anne Maria said.
"Your whole team is in agreement with the maggot," Mike said.
"As are we," Trent and Harold said together.
"But you have improved," Anne Maria said.
Chris: Dakota, when you're done cleaning the environment, could you get me another drink?
"When the pitcher's right there beside you?" Jo asked.
"And there's already 2 full cups," Courtney added.
"He is so shrill," Beth said.
"I know," Dakota said. "And I wasn't even participating with you guys."
Sam makes it over to Dakota.
Sam: Do you think you can give me some fashion tips? You're so well put together even when working with toxic waste.
Dakota blushed while the others were in awe.
Dakota: You want my advice? Really!? No one ever asks me for my advice.
"Why's that?" Jo asked.
"I have my own style," Dakota said. "Also, some things I still like to keep secret."
"We can see why," Gwen said.
Dakota: Okay. This is a major top secret, like three whole seasons ahead, secret. *Whispering* Stripes. They are so on-trend.
"Striped clothes?" Brick asked. "Why didn't I think of that?"
"Us maggots want to know the same thing," Zoey commented.
"One of us should've asked you," Anne Maria said.
Sam thanks Dakota, which makes her blush, before running off to tell his teammates.
"You really do have a crush on him," Beth said.
"You can't deny it," Justin said.
"I guess I did," Dakota said.
"So the girl of my dreams," Sam said.
Cutting back to the maggots, Zoey finishes up dressing the team's subject.
Zoey: There. What do you think? Too much? Too little? Be honest, unless you hate it.
"It was mixed," Zoey said.
"Maybe Brick isn't the only one who needed some fashion tips," Lindsay said.
"No kidding," Brick said.
Chris: One minute!
Jo: It's fine. We're not spending all day on this. Let's get back to Chris.
"We only had one minute left," Jo said. "That's why there was no other choice."
"So much for my idea," Anne Maria said.
"We know you bounced back," Courtney said.
"Aren't you the hair stylist on Steinway Street in Queens?" Justin asked.
"I am," Anne Maria said.
As for the rats, their duffel bag was ready. Brick detonates the bomb, which landed in Sasquatchanakwa's lap.
"Did it work?" Beth asked.
"My team was more worried about whether or not we'd get eaten," Scott said.
"Guess we're about to find out," Brick said.
The fashion show was ready to strut its stuff if you know what I mean.
"Here we go," Anne Maria said.
"I can see why you were so pumped for this," Beth told her.
"I was until Chris gradually ruined the fun," Anne Maria said.
The maggots went first.
Anne Maria: This gorgeous plus sized maggot is showing off a bold retro fashion like no other. Her swank new hairdo perfectly complements a dynamite vintage 60s go-go dress.
The maggot has a wig and 60's dress on. Chris gives an "8.5," Chef gives an "8.0," and Lindsay gives a "1.8," which was meant to be an "8.1".
"That is retro," Trent said.
"What can I say?" Zoey commented. "I love retro things."
Lindsay: Oops.
"Much better," Lindsay commented.
"Heck yeah!" Anne Maria said. "Love for this challenge is coming back."
The rats were next, but still terrified from what went down earlier. The Rats bring out Sasquatchanakwa, who proceeds to angrily run on stage and beat up team Rat as Sam rapidly describes the outfit.
Lindsay: That thing is huge.
"What happened?" Gwen asked in shock.
"Dakota said to use stripes," Sam answered. "So on trend back then."
Dakota: Ew. Horizontal stripes? Sam, I meant vertical stripes. Horizontals just make you look fat.
"It does?" everyone asked with surprised looks.
"Back then, it did," Dakota answered. "Things have changed over the past 10 years."
"Ain't wrong about that," Jo said.
It is then shown that Dakaota was right. Then, more paparazzi began taking pictures of the yeti instead of Dakota.
"Those were my paparazzi," Dakota said. "Why do they want pictures of him?"
The camera flashes anger Sasquatchanakwa, who then kidnaps Lindsay and uses Chris' jetpack to take her to Boney Island.
"That's no good sign," Justin said.
"Don't worry," Lindsay said. "He didn't hurt me."
"That's a relief," Harold said.
Chris then took the show to a commercial break.
"You think Chris is responsible if Lindsay doesn't get out alive?" Jo asked.
"He should be," Courtney said.
"By the way," Gwen said. "I almost forgot what retro really means."
Zoey told them, "it's relating to, reviving, or being the styles and especially the fashions of the past. Most likely the past 20-35 years."
Since Total Drama: Revenge of the Island aired in 2012, that has the potential of meaning anything between 1977 and 2012. As of the time of making this, that would mean anything between 1988 and 2023.
AN: This is gonna take a little longer, now that I'm back in college. After either this semester or the next one, I hope to be finished. Until then, stay tuned for part 2.